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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After listening to the radio lastnight, they was talking about facts, some were quite amusing....do you know any ??

heres a couple ..

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

No one can lick there own elbow .

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

lol, can ya tell im bored --- fact lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After listening to the radio lastnight, they was talking about facts, some were quite amusing....do you know any ??

heres a couple ..

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

No one can lick there own elbow .

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

lol, can ya tell im bored --- fact lol"

and how many people are now trying to lick their own elbow lol

anyone succeeds please call me on 077489......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After listening to the radio lastnight, they was talking about facts, some were quite amusing....do you know any ??

heres a couple ..

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

No one can lick there own elbow .

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

lol, can ya tell im bored --- fact lol

and how many people are now trying to lick their own elbow lol

anyone succeeds please call me on 077489......lol"
i can suck my own nipples duz that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

did ya know... a cow can walk upstairs but not down ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After listening to the radio lastnight, they was talking about facts, some were quite amusing....do you know any ??

heres a couple ..

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

No one can lick there own elbow .

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

lol, can ya tell im bored --- fact lol

and how many people are now trying to lick their own elbow lol

anyone succeeds please call me on 077489......loli can suck my own nipples duz that count?"

does in my book......grab yer snorkel youve pulled! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

"

or ORANGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After listening to the radio lastnight, they was talking about facts, some were quite amusing....do you know any ??

heres a couple ..

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

No one can lick there own elbow .

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

lol, can ya tell im bored --- fact lol

and how many people are now trying to lick their own elbow lol

anyone succeeds please call me on 077489......loli can suck my own nipples duz that count?

does in my book......grab yer snorkel youve pulled! lmao"
shall i bring flippers as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No word in the English language rhymes with

"MONTH".

or ORANGE"

minge pmsl sort of lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did ya know... a cow can walk upstairs but not down ..."

So I can only assume No.10 has a lift, or Cherie Blair stayed downstairs the entire time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is widely believed an ant can carry nine times it's own body weight.

What I want to know is out of all the billions of ants there are in the world how did one lucky researcher happen to come across the one ant carrying nine times it's own body weight? Was it showing off or sommat?

My reasoning is this: if all humans could carry nine times our own weight, would we? I mean, we're mostly lazy feckers aren't we, but there's bound to be one show off who wants to prove it.

It must the same in the ant world too! There must be a KingAnt somewhere who's a bit of a poseur and has worked out a bit down the gym and likes to impress all the GirlieAnts with his muscles... and just as he was doing so, some nosey fecking human pops his nose over the parapet, scares the bejesus out of everyone, KingAnt suffers a hernia and drops a fucking large pebble on his foot and is now limping around without a hope in hell of getting any action with aforementioned GirlieAnts. All because someone wanted to come up with a pretty useless fact about Ants. Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol, there all loads of useless facts , but some ar quite fascinating ,

a piece of paper can not be folded more than 7 times no matter how big it is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, there all loads of useless facts , but some ar quite fascinating ,

a piece of paper can not be folded more than 7 times no matter how big it is ..."

You wanna go meet my ex-wife! That fecker could make any piece of paper disappear, it usually only applied to banknotes and the term 'folding money' was devised purely for people like her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze. "

i usually say , fekk off with yr germs lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

abu hamza was once very briefly able to lick his own elbow, dont know if he did tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cat urine glows under a black-light!

wot the fekk is a black light ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most lipstick contains fish scales!

"
now theres a joke in there somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze. "

I thought that harked back to the days of the plague. When a person sneezed it was feared that it was an early symptom of the plague and 'God bless you' was said in case they died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most lipstick contains fish scales!

now theres a joke in there somewhere"

Sshh!!! (it only applies to lesbians!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

I thought that harked back to the days of the plague. When a person sneezed it was feared that it was an early symptom of the plague and 'God bless you' was said in case they died."

wasnt that were ring o ring o roses came from

atishoo atishoo we all fall down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

I thought that harked back to the days of the plague. When a person sneezed it was feared that it was an early symptom of the plague and 'God bless you' was said in case they died.

wasnt that were ring o ring o roses came from

atishoo atishoo we all fall down?"

Yup, same plague, unlucky fuckers weren't they! hehehe

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"Cat urine glows under a black-light!

wot the fekk is a black light ???"

more facts

Black light fluorescent tubes are typically made in the same fashion as normal fluorescent lights except that only one phosphor is used and the normally clear glass envelope of the bulb may be replaced by a deep-bluish-purple glass called Wood's glass, a nickel-oxide–doped glass, which blocks almost all visible light above 400 nanometers. In practice, partly due to cost but mainly because Wood's glass does not make a satisfactory material for lamp manufacture, the lamp will be made from normal glass and a relatively thin coating of a UV filtering material is applied to the exterior. The color of such lamps is often referred to in the trade as "blacklight blue" or "BLB." This is to distinguish these lamps from "bug zapper" blacklight ("BL") lamps that don't have the filter material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat urine glows under a black-light!

wot the fekk is a black light ???

more facts

Black light fluorescent tubes are typically made in the same fashion as normal fluorescent lights except that only one phosphor is used and the normally clear glass envelope of the bulb may be replaced by a deep-bluish-purple glass called Wood's glass, a nickel-oxide–doped glass, which blocks almost all visible light above 400 nanometers. In practice, partly due to cost but mainly because Wood's glass does not make a satisfactory material for lamp manufacture, the lamp will be made from normal glass and a relatively thin coating of a UV filtering material is applied to the exterior. The color of such lamps is often referred to in the trade as "blacklight blue" or "BLB." This is to distinguish these lamps from "bug zapper" blacklight ("BL") lamps that don't have the filter material

"

I bet you work for B & Q! hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

google okc lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"google okc lol "

Wiki!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant we just talk about sex? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief, B&Q doesn't stand for some sort of household/garden product, it stands for "Block & Quayle" - the company's founders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant we just talk about sex? lol"

It has been discovered that if you wash my cock 50 times, very quickly, I'll cum! It will be squeaky clean cum though hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!

can see u all checking that tomor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant we just talk about sex? lol

It has been discovered that if you wash my cock 50 times, very quickly, I'll cum! It will be squeaky clean cum though hehehe"
have you not got any facts about spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok worried her cos i just managed to lick my elbow :0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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and how many people are now trying to lick their own elbow lol

anyone succeeds please call me on 077489......lol"

I've seen a guy who could do this. Although he had just suffered a rather impressive rugby injury and broken his arm and dislocated his shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is widely believed an ant can carry nine times it's own body weight.

What I want to know is out of all the billions of ants there are in the world how did one lucky researcher happen to come across the one ant carrying nine times it's own body weight? Was it showing off or sommat?

My reasoning is this: if all humans could carry nine times our own weight, would we? I mean, we're mostly lazy feckers aren't we, but there's bound to be one show off who wants to prove it.

It must the same in the ant world too! There must be a KingAnt somewhere who's a bit of a poseur and has worked out a bit down the gym and likes to impress all the GirlieAnts with his muscles... and just as he was doing so, some nosey fecking human pops his nose over the parapet, scares the bejesus out of everyone, KingAnt suffers a hernia and drops a fucking large pebble on his foot and is now limping around without a hope in hell of getting any action with aforementioned GirlieAnts. All because someone wanted to come up with a pretty useless fact about Ants. Phew! "

Like it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog can get cataracts

But a cat can't get dogeracts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" There must be a KingAnt somewhere who's a bit of a poseur and has worked out a bit down the gym and likes to impress all the GirlieAnts with his muscles... "

Yeah, he's chinese and called Foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart. This is why people have always said "God bless you" after a sneeze.

I thought that harked back to the days of the plague. When a person sneezed it was feared that it was an early symptom of the plague and 'God bless you' was said in case they died.

wasnt that were ring o ring o roses came from

atishoo atishoo we all fall down?"

i remember this from school.

ring a ring or roses ( ring of roses was put on the door either to save them or to say thay had it cant remember)

pocket full of poses ( they carried poses to save themself)

a tissue a tissue ( if u sneezed was a sign u had it)

we all fall down ( they dead now the fuckers)

i bet i am 100% wrong but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vegetarian eats vegetables

So why do humanitarians not eat humans?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

and the sad thing is Im finding the facts on this thread fascinating.....I need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

87% of stastics are made up on the spot

i thought they said bless you because they thought that it was your body expeling the devil or evil?

daddy longlegs are the most venomous creature on this planet but have no teeth

Only female mosquito's bite you

Micheal Caines grass in his back garden is 10ft long not many people mow that

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