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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

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that thing looks lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look lush never mind the thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so whose up for it???

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Sits down and crosses legs whilst eyes water at the thought of it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sits down and crosses legs whilst eyes water at the thought of it!!!!

I did exactly the same the first time I saw it hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your got lube or plenty of spit

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope your got lube or plenty of spit "

Lube only wusses need lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its fine its not for me..

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Can you get it all in ????? So big !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you get it all in ????? So big !!"

Good god no...and its not me who will be trying it

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

You horny woman......

I've always wanted to toy a woman..

Good luck and enjoy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You horny woman......

I've always wanted to toy a woman..

Good luck and enjoy xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch "

You just have to relax

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I admire you for starting a lot of threads this morning.......it takes effort.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I admire you for starting a lot of threads this morning.......it takes effort......."

You can tell I was at a loose end and I woke very early..hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my "

Do you think said banned man will appreciate this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whose up for it???

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me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

Do you think said banned man will appreciate this ?

It could have explosive results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

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I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so whose up for it???

me please

My first victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my

Do you think said banned man will appreciate this ?

It could have explosive results

Or he may run in the opposite direction

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Do you ever get down to London....??

Love to show you around.....

You're doing a good job today....

It's like PMQ's for you....xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you ever get down to London....??

Love to show you around.....

You're doing a good job today....

It's like PMQ's for you....xx"

Hhahahah..no I don't get down to London us Yorkies stay where we are safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

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I've.heard that line before

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Haven't you got it on upside down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Ermmmm runs to check..nope

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

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no good getting it stuck

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

I have to go to work soon

So good luck with your monster and thanks for keeping us amused xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top

The balls are on the bottom of the strap on???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

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way more lobe needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have something similar.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top

Get you now ...hey a lady as to show off her balls its all about size on you dontya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have something similar.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

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faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top

The balls are on the bottom of the strap on???

But they seem to be 'hanging' over the tops of your legs, which means either that you've got it on upside down, gravity is working strangely in your area...or that the photo is confusing!

Side photo for reference please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

I can run faster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't you got it on upside down?

Looks upside down, never met anyone with balls on top

The balls are on the bottom of the strap on???

But they seem to be 'hanging' over the tops of your legs, which means either that you've got it on upside down, gravity is working strangely in your area...or that the photo is confusing!

Side photo for reference please!

Hey all this competition on here with all you single guys a girl as to show off her balls if I drop em other way I wont be able to walk have u seen the size of em...yes go look..big balls...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

I can run faster

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HELPPPPP someone please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll step up to the plate. Promise to take it slow until I tell you to speed up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size is that? *yikes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

I can run faster

HELPPPPP someone please

Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll step up to the plate. Promise to take it slow until I tell you to speed up?

Good man...slow and steady is the name of the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What size is that? *yikes*

Its bigger than a sky remote

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I want one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Shhh this is what you will be getting if you don't pipe down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well don't I feel inadequate hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

I can run faster

HELPPPPP someone please

Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit

oh you fibber how could you be Soooo cruel .... Oh hang on take it slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well don't I feel inadequate hahaha"

And no reason why you shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I want to bend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

Never measured it ...but its flexible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ouch

You just have to relax

I'd need.to be d*unk ,ten ton.of lube,sedated ..... On second thoughts noooo

Its not too bad honest

I've.heard that line before

Yes me too that many times its stuck

no good getting it stuck

Getting the bugger in is the problem

way more lobe needed

Lube is for the weak

faced with that thing I would say I'd be weak but its more.a.case of .....Blimey I can run when I need too

I can run faster

HELPPPPP someone please

Too late woman ...now just breath it wont hurt abit

oh you fibber how could you be Soooo cruel .... Oh hang on take it slowly

Knew you would succumb to my monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it tickle the tonsils, that what i wanna know!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it tickle the tonsils, that what i wanna know!?"

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

Never measured it ...but its flexible "

Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno yet, but i reckon itd be somewhere up the assophogus area!

Spelling is reall baaad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

Never measured it ...but its flexible

Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?

If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno yet, but i reckon itd be somewhere up the assophogus area!

Spelling is reall baaad!"

Don't worry the spelling police will be along shortly to pop you in your place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

Never measured it ...but its flexible

Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?

If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go

That drop down off the moors will give you some speed. It'll be a sight to behold, you running through the heather with huge dildo. It could be war of the roses reenactment.... With sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girth I can make out from the PIC. No problem with that. What length is it? Anything beyond 16" just will not go in. Unless it's very flexible and you know what your doing.

Never measured it ...but its flexible

Well I'm on the floor, ass in the air, face in the pillow spreading myself ready for the onslaught. Where are you? Taking a run up?

If I start just over the Pennine's I think it will slip in, in one go

That drop down off the moors will give you some speed. It'll be a sight to behold, you running through the heather with huge dildo. It could be war of the roses reenactment.... With sex!

And of course this rose will win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm already on my knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

H'way then pet, crack on. I'm all up for a challenge - no fecking anal though!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"H'way then pet, crack on. I'm all up for a challenge - no fecking anal though!!

I read that in my best George accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think it's got gangrene?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it's got gangrene?

No he's all fit and healthy and awaiting his victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head says yes...my cervix says no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My head says yes...my cervix says no"

It doesn't have to go in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My head says yes...my cervix says no"

This.

Jaysus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my ass played with but I don't know if I'm ready for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

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Dreamy!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Wow that is a beast isn't it? I am sure you will be very popular sporting that monster around the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I definitely would

Good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My head says yes...my cervix says no"

Sod ya cervix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow that is a beast isn't it? I am sure you will be very popular sporting that monster around the bedroom

Its not just for the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow that is a beast isn't it? I am sure you will be very popular sporting that monster around the bedroom

Its not just for the bedroom

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Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow that is a beast isn't it? I am sure you will be very popular sporting that monster around the bedroom

Its not just for the bedroom

Bring it on!

Ohh I'm gonna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling

Wohooo i love it bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling

Wohooo i love it bring it on

You sure

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Just in from work.....

Have you used that monster yet ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling

Wohooo i love it bring it on

You sure

Yep ready and waiting

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

Not for me, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is here...and unveiled....so come on guys n gals get bending

I will watch you using it

Chicken

It looks like a baseball bat

Doesn't feel like one

I want a live demonstration please

Hold onto your hat you just may

Cool im drooling now

If you fake all this you will be doing more than drooling

Wohooo i love it bring it on

You sure

Yep ready and waiting

Bend and breatheeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell that looks scary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking hell that looks scary

Stop being a wuss

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