FabSwingers.com forum: quickest ever pulled and fucked

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

And you are such a classy bloke.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

Hang on...you're judging her?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the single days. Sunday night was the easiest, only girls out were d*unks, pissed off with bf or single always kept fridge stocked witj wine 15 min walk home sex every sunday x x single guys take note....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

Not exactly showing class yourself

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Height of discretion too!

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you did exactly the same thing and yet you're judging her?!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

Esp as that included foreplay....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So its ok for you to fuck someone after 2 mins but you label her as classy!!!!so wrong

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

Esp as that included foreplay....

And the walk from the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that included foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

Esp as that included foreplay....

And the walk from the pub

It could relate to that thread from ages ago and have been in Morrisons car park, by the trollies!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

Esp as that included foreplay....

And the walk from the pub

It could relate to that thread from ages ago and have been in Morrisons car park, by the trollies!

Not unless she loved Anel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, doesn't make it any less grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha "

That's not what your OP said, it said the quickest YOU pulled and fucked a girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That makes disrespect ok then :/

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The 1950s just called. They said to let it go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

One way of saying on the Forum I am on a swingers site and I judge, looks like you have just alienated a lot of the women you are looking to meet.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"The 1950s just called. They said to let it go. "

Just died laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

2 mins? I bet she well satisfied

Esp as that included foreplay....

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked one as well in 2min the quickest. I was satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. No veri's BIG suprise :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol. No veri's BIG suprise :D"
lol we have a sex life outside fab to.

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By *irthyMan
over a year ago

outside banbury

Quickest off here was about 15 minutes. Had been chatting to her for a while and happened to be near her one day - messaged and got a come and see me in 15 as going on lunch break. 15 minutes later was walking up the stairs to find her suitably dressed and toying - a very satisfying business lunch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked one as well in 2min the quickest. I was satisfied

Was she as well though Shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

And you are such a classy bloke. "

Recked ??

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

Hang on...you're judging her?!"

Sounds like it. One to stay well away from. Lord only knows what details will be passed on to his mates in a pub whilst d*unk; i meant, inebriated, as he is classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha "

Professional..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it's as classy as being on a swinging site with your erect penis on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 1950s just called. They said to let it go. "

And be sure to hand those pants in as well. They look more suited to a teddy boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be about an hour for me,

And she was a real lady

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tiiiiinnnnnaaaaa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha "

So she pulled you? Which isn't what yoy said to start with?

But ironically your back pedallling portrays you even more unpleasantly than your opening post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about 10 minutes. She insisted I keep my bow tie on. I think she had been watching strippers and I just happened to be in the right place at the right time. About ten years ago and its still in the wank bank. Yes it was THAT good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 17seconds

I just look at women and there knickers come off

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick

Hang on...you're judging her?!

Sounds like it. One to stay well away from. Lord only knows what details will be passed on to his mates in a pub whilst d*unk; i meant, inebriated, as he is classy

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

At a wedding reception about 10 years ago a young lad danced with me a couple of time then another dance it turned into a slow one could feel his cock rubbing on my pussy. A bit later went to the toilet the next thing bent over hands on the system all over before it started

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By *eorgy26Man
over a year ago

London

"Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha "

Statistically doorman have one of the highest rates of STD infections in the country. Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About the same, as a student, on a train.....hit, hard, fast.....we barely spoke but who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

No matter how you dress it up you are as bad as her or as good depending on the glass being half full or half empty. However you judge her think about judging yourself at the same time you could have said no. Standing prick and all that lol

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

20 mins including cab ride. she was class, young business woman in a chanel suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a party at mine years ago.....the time it took for our eyes to meet n for me to nod towards the bedroom n for her to follow me through......

5-10 seconds roughly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked one as well in 2min the quickest. I was satisfied

Was she as well though Shag?

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Good question if she was. I forgot to ask her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any girls here want to help me break the OP's 2 minute record?

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea

An hour, although champagne played a distracting role.

Was due to spend a weekend with the other half at a nice hotel in town, dinner, penthouse suite the lot, was planned out to be the best weekend ever, until an affair came between us the week before.

Decided to go anyway and salvage the best of a bad situation, ended up bringing this lovely girl back to the suite, shared the champagne I'd been saving on the balcony and just talked crap for a while before retreating to the bedroom together,

Weekend well spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At a party at mine years ago.....the time it took for our eyes to meet n for me to nod towards the bedroom n for her to follow me through......

5-10 seconds roughly

Thought the OP meant how quick have you went from the chat up to doing the deed.....

I lose then cos I fucked her about 4 or 5 times over a few hours......dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe i should of mentioned i wasnt the one who was on the pull she came on to me, i worked as a doorman and i fucked her in the VIP lounge which was closed at the time ha ha "

So you lasted 1 minute then since it takes a minute to put on a condom right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy wears Y-Fronts what do you expect.

I can just imagine her telling a similar story entitled "The worst shag I've ever had!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 1950s just called. They said to let it go.

Just died laughing

U just died laughing? Then how did u write that? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got talking to a lovely girl on the stairway of a pub in covent garden whilst we were in the coatroom queue. Within 5 minutes I had fingered her back and front and she gave me a quick run.

She was with her workmates so never saw her again.

Maybe it was someone on here

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By *adysueandneroCouple
over a year ago

witney

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

Don't think this thread is going quite the way you had hoped !!! :-ck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from swinging, the quickest i pulled and fucked a girl was about 2 mins, i never knew her name and it was 20 yrs ago such a classy chick "

Am I missing something? I'm sure if I read it back enough times I might find a hint of irony... With a dash if complete hypocrisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in kavos in 1992 it was crazy I was walking back to my apartment highly intoxicated bumped into a girl on the stair I don't even remember talking to her we just started kissing ended up in her room after that we spent the next five days togthere fun times

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