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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening it's that time again where we find out who's the unlucky bastards at work, who's the lucky pervs and what poor peeps can't sleep.

As per usual I'm working *bollocks* and lurking, what about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Dan x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening lovely .Here for my usual pervert before bed .X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day off today for me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perve!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Dan x."

Good evening Ms. Seductive x

You perving this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iya "

Alright trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and proud!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely .Here for my usual pervert before bed .X"

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

I like to call it dream enhancement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iya

Alright trouble "

Awright Sweet 'Eart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Dan x.

Good evening Ms. Seductive x

You perving this evening?"
oh of course I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day off today for me, "

Good evening Ms. Tyre

Hope you've used it wisely, they're a precious commodity worth their weight in gold....you can tell I don't get many

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and proud! "

Good evening you two

Damn right, be proud to perve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iya

Alright trouble

Awright Sweet 'Eart "

Be lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post night shift insomnia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Dan x.

Good evening Ms. Seductive x

You perving this evening?oh of course I am "

I thought it was a given but a man should never assume such of a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post night shift insomnia "

Good evening Buzz

You on day off now? Always find it hard to adjust myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iya

Alright trouble

Awright Sweet 'Eart

Be lucky "

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Good evening Ms. Lusty x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Perving & hoping sleep will follow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed "

Good evening Ms. Bold

Scientific research has proven statistically that perving from a comfortable position increases and heightens potential organs by upto 55%

91% of statistics are made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving, and hoping a meet will follow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving & hoping sleep will follow"

Good evening Bonnie

Lovely pictures by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving as always i cant stop im even at it at work i am addicted to you lot !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving, and hoping a meet will follow lol"

Good evening Mr. Nwm

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening sexy Dan

At work ironing n watching telly xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Post night shift insomnia

Good evening Buzz

You on day off now? Always find it hard to adjust myself "

Ha yea finished this morn, tomorrow off then back on days FML ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed "

Room for a couple o little uns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed

Room for a couple o little uns? "

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed

Room for a couple o little uns?

Obviously

"

Outstanding, on our way, keep the spot warm

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening fruity are you better now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving as always i cant stop im even at it at work i am addicted to you lot ! "

Good evening Mr. Wolfie

It's addictive isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening sexy Dan

At work ironing n watching telly xxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

Snap

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Evening DP.... Pervin before sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Post night shift insomnia

Good evening Buzz

You on day off now? Always find it hard to adjust myself

Ha yea finished this morn, tomorrow off then back on days FML ha"

Used to hate mixed shifts glad u just do nights now, my body clock is only mildly fucked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!!! "

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening fruity are you better now x"

Doing pretty good now thankyou.x

How's you? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all you pervs.

I'm perving from my bed

Room for a couple o little uns?

Obviously

Outstanding, on our way, keep the spot warm "

Room for one more

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening

LPP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving mode activated....

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and gaming.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening fruity are you better now x

Doing pretty good now thankyou.x

How's you? X"
not to bad will be glad when 8 am comes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening DP.... Pervin before sleep "

Good evening Ms. Pocket

Dream enhancement I call it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving mode activated....

Evening all x"

Good evening Ms. Piggy x

Is everyone a perv at night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and gaming. "

Good evening Ms. Wondergurl

What you playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watcha folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up "

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Grumble grumble grumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watcha folks "

Good evening Mr. Polar

How's you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grumble grumble grumble "

Eh up mardy bum

You eaten yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough? "

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watcha folks

Good evening Mr. Polar

How's you?"

All good Dan, busy busy day, time to kick back now. How about yourself?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Grumble grumble grumble

Eh up mardy bum

You eaten yet?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening fruity are you better now x

Doing pretty good now thankyou.x

How's you? X not to bad will be glad when 8 am comes x"
I'm looking forward to 9.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though "

Sucks when you get nights like that

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad..."

Glad it's not just me doing that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching the chase eating a bowl of crunchy nut....they're nutty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day off today for me,

Good evening Ms. Tyre

Hope you've used it wisely, they're a precious commodity worth their weight in gold....you can tell I don't get many "

I don't get many myself so just relaxed and chilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watcha folks

Good evening Mr. Polar

How's you?

All good Dan, busy busy day, time to kick back now. How about yourself?"

Spent 2 hours today cleaning car so keeping fingers crossed it doesn't rain Apart from that same old, kicking back watching Avengers Age of Utron then do a bit more work at 6

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening fruity are you better now x

Doing pretty good now thankyou.x

How's you? X not to bad will be glad when 8 am comes x I'm looking forward to 9.30 "

Bet it's 9.15 I drive like a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here lurking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that "

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr bear x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening hot I get nights like that ,x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad..."

Good evening Lord Flasheart

*engages Kells mode*

My thread brings all the hotties to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge....cant remember rest of the bloody song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

Glad it's not just me doing that lol "

Perve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im watching the chase eating a bowl of crunchy nut....they're nutty"

Good evening Mr. Filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perving and gaming.

Good evening Ms. Wondergurl

What you playing?"

Batman !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day off today for me,

Good evening Ms. Tyre

Hope you've used it wisely, they're a precious commodity worth their weight in gold....you can tell I don't get many

I don't get many myself so just relaxed and chilled "

Pleasant way to spend it, I love days where I have nothing to do and all day to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here lurking... "

Good evening Ms. Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Lurking soon to be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol "

Whats brown and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving and gaming.

Good evening Ms. Wondergurl

What you playing?

Batman !"

Not got that yet, waiting for payday on 28th Is it as good as I think it is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. Lurking soon to be sleeping "

Good evening to you both

Pre sleep lurks are the best, I always have a quick lurk in the morning before I go to sleep to

...erm...stimulate my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hot I get nights like that ,x"

can be taxing sometimes, being tired doesn't help either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

Good evening Lord Flasheart

*engages Kells mode*

My thread brings all the hotties to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge....cant remember rest of the bloody song "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here lurking...

Good evening Ms. Tiger "

Hellooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky? "

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all said in the manner of Dixon of Dock green.

Google is your friend for the younger ones.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening 1 and all. Bit late tonight but having yet anther night from hell so dawt I'll be around much. Bloody work it should be banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right "

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right "

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all said in the manner of Dixon of Dock green.

Google is your friend for the younger ones. "

Good evening Ms. Moody

In preferred Z cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ? "

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all said in the manner of Dixon of Dock green.

Google is your friend for the younger ones.

Good evening Ms. Moody

In preferred Z cars "

I loved that as well, showing age now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator "

You made me smile thanx for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ?

?? "

Leaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening 1 and all. Bit late tonight but having yet anther night from hell so dawt I'll be around much. Bloody work it should be banned "

Good evening Mr. Blade

Don't yoy just hate it when you actually have to put in real graft at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ? "

Suicidal kermit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all said in the manner of Dixon of Dock green.

Google is your friend for the younger ones.

Good evening Ms. Moody

In preferred Z cars

I loved that as well, showing age now "

U.k. Gold channel lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Perving and gaming.

Good evening Ms. Wondergurl

What you playing?

Batman !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that "

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening fruity are you better now x

Doing pretty good now thankyou.x

How's you? X not to bad will be glad when 8 am comes x I'm looking forward to 9.30

Bet it's 9.15 I drive like a twat "

Kettle will be on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ?

??

Leaves "

I was going to say that but thought it was to obvious

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Lurking!

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

Glad it's not just me doing that lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?"

No what about the magic tractor??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ?

??

Leaves

I was going to say that but thought it was to obvious "

That's what makes it so funny to me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Am I the only one that doesn't come on here to perv?? I just read stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?"

It turned into a field!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening 1 and all. Bit late tonight but having yet anther night from hell so dawt I'll be around much. Bloody work it should be banned "

Evening Mr blade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

No what about the magic tractor?? "

It went down a hill and turned into a field

Ba dum tish

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

Good evening Lord Flasheart

*engages Kells mode*

My thread brings all the hotties to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge....cant remember rest of the bloody song "

That's gonna be stuck in my head next 24 hours now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Here done for you , my fav joke ever.

What's green and hangs from trees ?

??

Leaves

I was going to say that but thought it was to obvious

That's what makes it so funny to me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one that doesn't come on here to perv?? I just read stuff! "

What's perv mean ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one that doesn't come on here to perv?? I just read stuff! "

Who are you trying to kid.

No, wait...really? Suppose that is possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

No what about the magic tractor??

It went down a hill and turned into a field

Ba dum tish "

Not bad not bad

I'm terrible at jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening. There's some fine ladies on this thread to perve at! I'm fabbing away like mad...

Good evening Lord Flasheart

*engages Kells mode*

My thread brings all the hotties to the yard, and they're like it's better than yours. I could teach you but I'd have to charge....cant remember rest of the bloody song

That's gonna be stuck in my head next 24 hours now..."

Hope you get the lyrics right...I suck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here as per

Having a rough night so need you lot to cheer me up

Good evening Ms. HandH

Whats up to make it rough?

Just the nature of my job really, good job I love it, been a hard 1 tonight though

Sucks when you get nights like that

It sure does your supposed to be cheering me up lol

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Please tell me I have that right

Nope, it was a Mars bar on a radiator

You made me smile thanx for that

All part of the service

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

No what about the magic tractor??

It went down a hill and turned into a field

Ba dum tish

Not bad not bad

I'm terrible at jokes "

So am I

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr blade y x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello!x "

Good evening Samiss

Are you working or lurking?.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello!x

Good evening Samiss

Are you working or lurking?."

Lurking, I don't work anymore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello!x

Good evening Samiss

Are you working or lurking?.

Lurking, I don't work anymore!! "

Result....more lurk time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight"

AAw why you not sleeping?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello!x

Good evening Samiss

Are you working or lurking?.

Lurking, I don't work anymore!!

Result....more lurk time "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight"

Good evening Mr..Fruity

Not suprised you're knackered, fingers crossed you have more luck tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight

Good evening Mr..Fruity

Not suprised you're knackered, fingers crossed you have more luck tonight "

It's horrible when you can't sleep!..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

"

I think nymphadora did it last time Dan couldn't.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here. Belly piercing playing up because I had too short a bar in for too long. Soaking it for a few mins with tea tree and hot water.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Evening

LPP x"

Evening Voddy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

"

We're normally here till Toshn or PP do the morning thread then we follow that. I sometimes post the thread on my days off, hopefully someone would start it if it went beyond 11pm and hadn't started. Maybe I should advertise for an ASSistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm here. Belly piercing playing up because I had too short a bar in for too long. Soaking it for a few mins with tea tree and hot water. "

Ouch!!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight"

Large glass of something potent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down "

I was just thinking the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight

AAw why you not sleeping? "

Insomnia. Had it for years. Had enough of it now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening it's that time again where we find out who's the unlucky bastards at work, who's the lucky pervs and what poor peeps can't sleep.

As per usual I'm working *bollocks* and lurking, what about you? "
. Just got n from a little known club in Eccles after having some fun ??

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Strange night for me hubby is away and my son moved out at the weekend , first time i have been on my own for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down "

Sites going down?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

I think nymphadora did it last time Dan couldn't.x"

I believe she received instructions.

As the near-as-dammit Mrs DP (in a totally NSA Fab sense, of course) does it fall under your duties?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Didn't get a wink of sleep last night, got only a few hours on Sunday and none Saturday.

I'm knackered. Hoping for better luck tonight

AAw why you not sleeping?

Insomnia. Had it for years. Had enough of it now though"

Sorry to hear that, that is not pleasant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awake and might be for a while yet.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Am I the only one that doesn't come on here to perv?? I just read stuff!

Who are you trying to kid.

No, wait...really? Suppose that is possible. "

It's true!! I'm over-stimulated enough as it is haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down

Sites going down?"

Yeah between 4 n 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here. Belly piercing playing up because I had too short a bar in for too long. Soaking it for a few mins with tea tree and hot water. "

Good evening Rachel

I used to recommend ptfe plastic bars as they had more flex and could be cut down as the swelling went down to make a better fit. Tea tree oil and hot water with a.little salt in is the best thing to use on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down "

Countdown till 5

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

We're normally here till Toshn or PP do the morning thread then we follow that. I sometimes post the thread on my days off, hopefully someone would start it if it went beyond 11pm and hadn't started. Maybe I should advertise for an ASSistant "

Voddy did quite a few. Or the guy with an avatar like a Fry's Turkish Delight poster - I can't remember his name now, he's been AWOL a while? I used to do one sometimes too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening it's that time again where we find out who's the unlucky bastards at work, who's the lucky pervs and what poor peeps can't sleep.

As per usual I'm working *bollocks* and lurking, what about you? . Just got n from a little known club in Eccles after having some fun ??"

Good evening Sexysoo

No.need to ask if you've had fun then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to be up at that time, I don't think anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down

Countdown till 5 "

it will be a long hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strange night for me hubby is away and my son moved out at the weekend , first time i have been on my own for years "

Good evening Starbeck

Don't worry we'll keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure what I'm going to do between 4 n 5 while the sites down

Sites going down?"

Between 4 and 5....you'll be asleep by then

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Strange night for me hubby is away and my son moved out at the weekend , first time i have been on my own for years

Good evening Starbeck

Don't worry we'll keep you company "
thanks ,got to admit im a bit tearfull x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

I think nymphadora did it last time Dan couldn't.x

I believe she received instructions.

As the near-as-dammit Mrs DP (in a totally NSA Fab sense, of course) does it fall under your duties?

"

She'd never stay awake long enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still awake and might be for a while yet."

Good evening Mr.Pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one that doesn't come on here to perv?? I just read stuff!

Who are you trying to kid.

No, wait...really? Suppose that is possible.

It's true!! I'm over-stimulated enough as it is haha! "

Is that possible?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strange night for me hubby is away and my son moved out at the weekend , first time i have been on my own for years

Good evening Starbeck

Don't worry we'll keep you company thanks ,got to admit im a bit tearfull x "

Ah bless you, sending you a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

I think nymphadora did it last time Dan couldn't.x

I believe she received instructions.

As the near-as-dammit Mrs DP (in a totally NSA Fab sense, of course) does it fall under your duties?

She'd never stay awake long enough "

This makes me lol, as they are myvinitials, but dans right, if I want to stay up I can't, well, not when I'm alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep up ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been reading the so fucking need one thread

Oh god it's cheered me up no end so funny

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Strange night for me hubby is away and my son moved out at the weekend , first time i have been on my own for years

Good evening Starbeck

Don't worry we'll keep you company thanks ,got to admit im a bit tearfull x thank you i wont sleep so im of to paint the bedroom , i promised steve i wouldnt paint it pink again

Ah bless you, sending you a hug "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening fruitloop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep up ...."

Good evening to you both

Working or lurking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening fruitloop"

Evening, that's an odd shape you have there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just been reading the so fucking need one thread

Oh god it's cheered me up no end so funny "

What section is that in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep up ....

Good evening to you both

Working or lurking? "

Technical issues sorted? You fully functional again now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is a bit I think the pic makes it look more dramatic than it is ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been reading the so fucking need one thread

Oh god it's cheered me up no end so funny

What section is that in?"

Swingers chat.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been reading the so fucking need one thread

Oh god it's cheered me up no end so funny

What section is that in?"

This section I've posted on it if you click on my green arrow you'll see it so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening fruitloop

Evening, that's an odd shape you have there! "

I was thinking the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er ???

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"One of these nights I'm going to log on at 2:49, or some such time, and see if you're all still at it.

Dan, I know you have deputised someone else in the past but do you have a designated deputy in the event of you failing to post this thread?

We're normally here till Toshn or PP do the morning thread then we follow that. I sometimes post the thread on my days off, hopefully someone would start it if it went beyond 11pm and hadn't started. Maybe I should advertise for an ASSistant

Voddy did quite a few. Or the guy with an avatar like a Fry's Turkish Delight poster - I can't remember his name now, he's been AWOL a while? I used to do one sometimes too. "
I only do at weekends when the lads are having a lay in. Finks bladey could do this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep up ....

Good evening to you both

Working or lurking?

Technical issues sorted? You fully functional again now?"

Seems to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol on technical issues here all way up when needed. Problem is being up when should not be....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"evening fruitloop

Evening, that's an odd shape you have there! "

It's quite unique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall I get my coat

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Just finished......day off tomorrow...

So a little perve is in order !!!!

I hope you are having a nice evening...

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