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two things that you should know about me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens

....2. I'm banned from argos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens

....2. I'm banned from argos"

That actually made me laugh for some insane reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two things you should know about me....

1. I am extremely flexible

2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens

....2. I'm banned from argos

That actually made me laugh for some insane reason "

well I aim to please one way or another backdoor54

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"two things you should know about me....

1. I am extremely flexible

2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend. "

just every weekend ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha! mid week too no probs m x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two things you should know about me....

1. I am extremely flexible

2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend. "

I was half expecting your '2' to be 'I can't do Thursdays'

This reminds me of an episode of Black Adder the Third

'Two things ye must know about the wise woman. 1. She is wise. 2....'

'She's a woman?'

'You know her then?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married in fiji....lovely but seperated..! Been on primetime tv....briefly...but interviewed..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ha! mid week too no probs m x"

any proof of this? Verification maybe hahaha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That's funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two things you should know about me....

1. I am extremely flexible

2. I do erotic, flirty, dirty, passionate dancing every weekend.

I was half expecting your '2' to be 'I can't do Thursdays'

This reminds me of an episode of Black Adder the Third

'Two things ye must know about the wise woman. 1. She is wise. 2....'

'She's a woman?'

'You know her then?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cmon then filth mitchel and other posters - what two things do we need to know about you guys? m x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cant sing for shit but im an amazing cook

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

1 , I can drink men under the table

2 , sadly I'm proud of that ...

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv got multiple personallys

am nice people though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 , I can drink men under the table

2 , sadly I'm proud of that ...

Jo x"

don't tell me that or ill be keeping you in a cage under my stairs to bring you out at parties

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

3 , I like being in cages and going to parties

jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 , I like being in cages and going to parties

jo x"

I'd better get clearing under the stairs out hadnt I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens

....2. I'm banned from argos"

That made me laugh, but for clarification, is it two pens side by side, or end to end??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....1. My penis is as big as two argos pens

....2. I'm banned from argos

That made me laugh, but for clarification, is it two pens side by side, or end to end?? "

Well its around 2 in length but I only got two on the comparison with width as a security guard put me in a choke hold before I could grab an more pens

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'm bared from the fruit and veg section of Tesco's for something very similar .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bared from the fruit and veg section of Tesco's for something very similar .

Jo x"

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. A very d*unk Kay Burley let me grope her arse because she said I had nice big hands

2. I've felt Kay Burleys arse

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