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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does anyone have any good party tricks?

I've seen some nice ones by others.

Vanilla: dancing with a full pint of beer on their head

Swinging: a girl taking a huge bottle blunt end first up her foo

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

My favourite party jape was to catch a chicken and gently tuck its head under its wing, then cradle it in my arms until it fell asleep. Once it was sound asleep I'd balance it on a partly open internal door. It was always hilarious watching people walking through and having a spluttering, clucking and flapping chicken land on their head, especially if they were carrying drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite party jape was to catch a chicken and gently tuck its head under its wing, then cradle it in my arms until it fell asleep. Once it was sound asleep I'd balance it on a partly open internal door. It was always hilarious watching people walking through and having a spluttering, clucking and flapping chicken land on their head, especially if they were carrying drinks.

I might try that, I always take a live chicken with me to house parties.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have any good party tricks?

I've seen some nice ones by others.

Vanilla: dancing with a full pint of beer on their head

Swinging: a girl taking a huge bottle blunt end first up her foo

I can't dance. But I can do the second one.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I guess if you go to a lot of parties where they ha e chickens that would be great! Cool trick!!

I used to do that thing from Aliens with the hand and knife. On me - nobody else. I was quite fast but soon figured I'd quit whilst I had all six fingers intact.

I'm quite good at 'cock baseball'.

All you need is a boner and a few ping pong balls.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My mate used to stretch a condom, then feed it up his nostril whilst keeping hold of the open end. Then he'd reach in his mouth and pull the other end out.

I suppose that covers both bases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember seeing a great party trick where a bucket of water was held to the ceiling by a broom handle. The broom handle was then given to the host and everyone else left the room.

After he'd stood there about 20 mins we confessed that the bucket contained a couple of books, not water. Childish, but funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another took place at a dinner party. One woman went to the loo and msut have heard the laughter while she was upstairs. She returned to find that the TV was on showing an arial view of the toilet she had been sitting on. It looked liked live CCTV.

In fact, we all knew that our host had filmed the toilet for several minutes earlier in the day then put it on a DVD.

She saw the funny side ....

... eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have any good party tricks?

I've seen some nice ones by others.

Vanilla: dancing with a full pint of beer on their head

Swinging: a girl taking a huge bottle blunt end first up her foo

Up her foo.....lol pmsfl at that

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