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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems I need some rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that is where I am going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're 6ft, you accommodate and you don't have tattoos. Why are you complaining women are looking for exactly what you claim to be offering?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The only rule I have is that they turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Because it immediately puts me off said women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple of rules.

Must accommodate as I live with family and must make a nice cuppa after sex.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

I only meet who I want after seeing a face pic and chatting so all are comfortable. I can't do spontaneous with only now getting 1 weekend child free in 6 now.

I have often seen guys saying the lady must be under a size 12 as much as they guy must be over 8". It's not just single ladies that have choices, couples and single guys do too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are plenty that don't, concentrate on those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

Fancy a quicky down an alley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few women's profiles like that. Must be drinking too much of their bath water. What a way to introduce yourself

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have the rules cos the site is saturated with men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one rule and that's if you don't give oral your not getting it

Personally speaking I don't think that's unreasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters! "

Picky picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first rule of Anna club is be taller than me.

Oh, that's the only rule.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters! "

Do the teeth have to be their own ? My dad keeps his in his pocket.

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By *andyandy8Man
over a year ago

dublin


"The only rule I have is that they turn up."
hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a second.... What's that I hear in the background

I don't have a list of rules really. Don't send cock pics and don't be a knob if at all possible!

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By *andyandy8Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I only have one rule and that's if you don't give oral your not getting it

Personally speaking I don't think that's unreasonable"
very reasonanle !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't meet anyone that can't rub their tummy and pat their head whilst jumping through hoops blindfolded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Picky picky "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's their profile & their choice what to put in it.

If they want to only have sex with someone who is clean shaven, 6"2 & aged 38, that is their right to say so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Do the teeth have to be their own ? My dad keeps his in his pocket."

Didn't stipulate where the hair had to be. Rookie mistake

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I won't meet anyone that can't rub their tummy and pat their head whilst jumping through hoops blindfolded!"

Your easily pleased. I insist they pat MY head and rub MY stomach

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A don't forget that what might be a lady's rule one minute, might not be half an hour later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

"

Well i think your idea of my idea on spontaneous fun is a mile off I would see spontaneity as having an open manner living in the moment and acting on impulse

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

maybe some have some of the above as their preference to prevent the likes of people contacting them who are only looking for 'spontaneous fun'..

and may see that as a bloke wanting to just dump their load..

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I won't meet anyone that can't rub their tummy and pat their head whilst jumping through hoops blindfolded!

Your easily pleased. I insist they pat MY head and rub MY stomach"

I don't feel at all patronized while they pay my head while I'm rubbing their tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft 10, have tattoos and don't really accommodate

I'd be useless as a single guy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

Well i think your idea of my idea on spontaneous fun is a mile off I would see spontaneity as having an open manner living in the moment and acting on impulse "

Most people do.

And their impulse will be sparked by what they fancy. NOT by what they don't fancy.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

"

Pretty much this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A don't forget that what might be a lady's rule one minute, might not be half an hour later "

I only have one rule so it's easy to stick to....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear... Have you been rejected? Grow the fuck up! "

Lol what a way to turn this post sour hiding behind no picture and slagging someone is very mature however. Think it may be you who needs to grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^How dare they not jump straight into bed with anyone who asks!!!^

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm 12 inches tall but women won't meet me as a rule.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Its up to that person what rules they have simple as too who they choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first rule of Anna club is be taller than me.

Oh, that's the only rule. "

I did have that rule but broke it yesterday & it was well worth breaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first rule of Anna club is be taller than me.

Oh, that's the only rule.

I did have that rule but broke it yesterday & it was well worth breaking "

Last time I broke a rule we broke the bed

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

Abergavenny

I'm looking for a woman who has Sky Sports an BT Sports on tv.

And also a washing machine and tumble dryer in her house.

Is that too bloody much to ask?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters! "

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a woman who has Sky Sports an BT Sports on tv.

And also a washing machine and tumble dryer in her house.

Is that too bloody much to ask?"

I got those but I'm not sure how that helps any?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

You thought the site was about spontaneous fun but it seems that some women don't. It's probably best if everyone uses the site the way they want and avoids insulting people who use it differently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

Mr ddc"

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for a woman who has Sky Sports an BT Sports on tv.

And also a washing machine and tumble dryer in her house.

Is that too bloody much to ask?

I got those but I'm not sure how that helps any?"

He wants to watch sport while you wash & dry his clothes for him!! Block him immediately

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters! "

Damn, two of my teeth are implants.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"A don't forget that what might be a lady's rule one minute, might not be half an hour later

I only have one rule so it's easy to stick to...."

I have some really high heels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?"

Often. That's why she keeps putting me on a diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Damn, two of my teeth are implants.

"

Holy shit! My front 2 top teeth are implants !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Damn, two of my teeth are implants.

Holy shit! My front 2 top teeth are implants ! "

Same here. Proper rainy pavement faceplant incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Damn, two of my teeth are implants.

Holy shit! My front 2 top teeth are implants !

Same here. Proper rainy pavement faceplant incident."

Bicycle.....7 years old...ouch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?"

I really need to see a pic of this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People come on here for all sorts of reasons. Some people are only looking for a specific type to fulfil a fantasy etc, they don't want to be spontaneous with any guy that messages them.

If someone only wants to meet a one eyed, blonde haired, dwarf then that is specifically what they are looking for. There might not be a great deal of choice but it's up to them isn't it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"People come on here for all sorts of reasons. Some people are only looking for a specific type to fulfil a fantasy etc, they don't want to be spontaneous with any guy that messages them.

If someone only wants to meet a one eyed, blonde haired, dwarf then that is specifically what they are looking for. There might not be a great deal of choice but it's up to them isn't it "

They're in darn short supply, I gave up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this. "

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Seems I need some rules...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

What would your ideal woman's profile say....? Serious question.

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By *londie Miss NaughtyWoman
over a year ago

London and Kent


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

What do you mean by spontaneous fun ?

Do you mean any woman should shag any man that asks ?

Don't be such a hypocrite. You have the type you message or want in your head if not on your profile.

There must be many women you don't message because you don't fancy them.

Women put those lists for many reasons. Some because they are up their own arses and have lost touch with reality but the majority do it to save YOU time.

If your not all those things they don't want you. Simple.

Well i think your idea of my idea on spontaneous fun is a mile off I would see spontaneity as having an open manner living in the moment and acting on impulse "

That's why men are from Mars and women are from Venus!! Women need to feel safe safety is at the forefront of our minds so please bear that in mind. Men just think cos they've messaged you sent a photo of their cock, called you darling you're going to drop everything, go over to their place to visit a stranger.. Er no so spontaneity is outta the window mate

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

Abergavenny


"I'm looking for a woman who has Sky Sports an BT Sports on tv.

And also a washing machine and tumble dryer in her house.

Is that too bloody much to ask?

I got those but I'm not sure how that helps any?

He wants to watch sport while you wash & dry his clothes for him!! Block him immediately "

Well I was hoping for a blowjob while I was watching sport.

Then she can sort out my clothes after.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this. "

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The op is expressing an opinion. Tsk Tsk, how silly of him.

Whilst the given rules don't seem too unreasonable I agree that a lot of people have criteria or rules that make me wonder how the feck they meet anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After receiving rather a lot of one liners from cock pics, I think it can be difficult not to rant or set rules. As someone said, it can help the person messaging as long as they read the profile.

I know the type of person I'm interested in meeting and so my profile text is slanted towards that. I have, however, tried to stay away from a list of rules and criteria as I feel I might miss someone interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only rule I have is that they turn up."

my kind of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I have a long list of rules on my profile. If someone like yourself is put off by that, then that's one less unsuitable person I need to vet.

I'm as spontaneous as they come but if you're for one minute suggesting I shag every unattractive/unintelligent/offensive/vulgar/inconsiderate guy that messages me in the name of 'spontaneity' then maybe you don't quite understand the site? Attracting a member of the opposite sex on this site is no different to the real world, so if you were expecting 'dial-a-shag', then I'm sorry to disappoint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long...."

Bloody brilliant pics!!! I forget what the question was...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long...."

There!

(Form an orderly queue ladies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long....

There!

(Form an orderly queue ladies)

"

Haha briliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long....

There!

(Form an orderly queue ladies)

"

This is literally the best photo ever! Definitely meets the rule!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long....

There!

(Form an orderly queue ladies)

This is literally the best photo ever! Definitely meets the rule! "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I DerbyDalesCpl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I DerbyDalesCpl."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To many rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to invent some rules.

Must have own hair and teeth, that'll do for starters!

Oh ffs - I struck out on both of those

I only meet Anna's rule when Mrs ddc gives me a shoulder-carry

y

Mr ddc

Does she ever hide inside a raincoat so you look like one really tall long person?

I really need to see a pic of this.

Oh ffs. The hoops you women make us poor men jump through....

Right, pic needs a little cropping prior to approval, and this won't be up for long....

There!

(Form an orderly queue ladies)

Haha briliant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm after read OP post..though I have almost everything opposite.. I love guys with tattoos & beard, and if cant accom fine neither can I, so thats why there is hotels

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Hmm after read OP post..though I have almost everything opposite.. I love guys with tattoos & beard, and if cant accom fine neither can I, so thats why there is hotels "

Oh ffs I give up

(Unless 2-day old stubble and a permanent marker would suffice)

Thanks everyone, as always, most credit to the long-suffering Mrs ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

maybe some have some of the above as their preference to prevent the likes of people contacting them who are only looking for 'spontaneous fun'..

and may see that as a bloke wanting to just dump their load.."

No fly tipping seems a perfectly sensible rule to cover that.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think the op had misconceptions about what the site is. It's a place where we each make our own rules and may find others who are matches. It definitely is not about immediate sex, unless participants want it.

The only rules to follow are the sites conditions, your own and respective partners. If you don't like other's rules then find others or use other means.

Single men are subject to the norms here that are largely dictated by experience that women have had here, as a result of single guys' behaviour. Use clubs if swinging via the internet doesn't fit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DDC x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it is great to know that so many of you 'know the site so well' and some of us such as myself 'dont know the site so well' again I didn't know there was a particular structure I thought it was open expression, had absolutely nothing to do with just getting a shag however it does seems alot of people are on here with some more serious intentions that I had first imagined from the site which again I have nothing against just imo and still learning about the site so by no means trying to be malicious

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

You'll be okay OP, just swap the word 'preference' for where you see 'rules'.

Besides, some of us have been breaking rules all our lives.

Hope you have as much fun as we do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have rules...hell yes, there are rules. I have been known to make exceptions to my rules, but they are still what I normally want. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have them. Why would you engage in anything with someone you don't find attractive? Why would you engage in anything with people who you have no common sexual interest with? I don't think people state their rules to be rude or obnoxious. I think it is good so people don't waste their time when they are not a suitable match. They could use that time for finding someone they could mesh with better. That has happened to us on here..."Hmm, those people are attractive...let's read the profile. Oh, they don't like tattooed men or busty women...oh well, they aren't for us...keep on looking."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with the others its all about preference....if you don't like the rules stated on someone's profile move to one you do like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have rules...hell yes, there are rules. I have been known to make exceptions to my rules, but they are still what I normally want. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have them. Why would you engage in anything with someone you don't find attractive? Why would you engage in anything with people who you have no common sexual interest with? I don't think people state their rules to be rude or obnoxious. I think it is good so people don't waste their time when they are not a suitable match. They could use that time for finding someone they could mesh with better. That has happened to us on here..."Hmm, those people are attractive...let's read the profile. Oh, they don't like tattooed men or busty women...oh well, they aren't for us...keep on looking." "

Yeah very well put I just find have read a hell of a lot of profiles stating some very much strict policies at times lol I wasn't sure whether the site was only suitable for guys who were 11/10 by the way some ladies are getting on I guess I have just came across some out of the ordinary profiles which I thought in some circumstances seemed a bit obnoxious but I most definitely relate to the preferences and didn't mean to make 'rules' sound so formal for one I have some preferences for sure but I came onto this site to try new things and engage in some out of the ordinary/my comfort zone stuff while for some people it seems they think I mean shagging people I don't find attractive it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my rules too..."you must be good in bed",and preferably a size 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my rules too..."you must be good in bed",and preferably a size 14 "

Have any women you've spoken to admitted they're crap in bed then??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

Are you saying that people here should just fuck anyone who asks in order to maintain spontaneity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

Are you saying that people here should just fuck anyone who asks in order to maintain spontaneity?"

Yeah, I dunno, these guys who come on with rules demanding spontaneous fun. Sheesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well I was hoping for a blowjob while I was watching sport.

Then she can sort out my clothes after. "

A box of Kleenex is all you need !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only rule I have is that they turn up."

like someone would disapoint you by cancelling or no show xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys have rules too. I spoke to a guy once who had no fatties over a size 14 on his profile. He asked if I fancied meeting but I explained at a size 18, I was a fattie and not for him. There then followed a huge amount of back pedalling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have rules...hell yes, there are rules. I have been known to make exceptions to my rules, but they are still what I normally want. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have them. Why would you engage in anything with someone you don't find attractive? Why would you engage in anything with people who you have no common sexual interest with? I don't think people state their rules to be rude or obnoxious. I think it is good so people don't waste their time when they are not a suitable match. They could use that time for finding someone they could mesh with better. That has happened to us on here..."Hmm, those people are attractive...let's read the profile. Oh, they don't like tattooed men or busty women...oh well, they aren't for us...keep on looking."

Yeah very well put I just find have read a hell of a lot of profiles stating some very much strict policies at times lol I wasn't sure whether the site was only suitable for guys who were 11/10 by the way some ladies are getting on I guess I have just came across some out of the ordinary profiles which I thought in some circumstances seemed a bit obnoxious but I most definitely relate to the preferences and didn't mean to make 'rules' sound so formal for one I have some preferences for sure but I came onto this site to try new things and engage in some out of the ordinary/my comfort zone stuff while for some people it seems they think I mean shagging people I don't find attractive it doesn't"

Well, to save me agreeing to meet anyone and everyone that messages - in the name of spontaneity- and then me having to tell them all verbally (the same stuff on my profile which I write to deter people), I think I'd prefer to have a long 'deterrent list' visible in advance to save my time and theirs.

I manage to meet plenty that fit my criteria, so why on earth do need to change anything?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"The only rule I have is that they turn up."

This made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

We do and if you dont like it you can always move onto that next profile. You know the 20 year old bi hottie willing to suck any cock that says hi. (It's fat Brian again wanking over your pics) Ignore ladies preferences at your peril!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

We do and if you dont like it you can always move onto that next profile. You know the 20 year old bi hottie willing to suck any cock that says hi. (It's fat Brian again wanking over your pics) Ignore ladies preferences at your peril!"

Fat Brian and old Arthur mailing each other on fake single bi fem profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems as though alot of women on here have a long list of rules and guidelines such as must be over 6ft must accommodate must be clean shaven no tattoos must photo call provide face pic must Skype must provide mobile number etc etc I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say

We do and if you dont like it you can always move onto that next profile. You know the 20 year old bi hottie willing to suck any cock that says hi. (It's fat Brian again wanking over your pics) Ignore ladies preferences at your peril!

Fat Brian and old Arthur mailing each other on fake single bi fem profiles. "

I bet it happens all the time. Bless em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont have rules,i have preferences.

it might be swinging but i aint going to fuck a 5'6 hairy fat man for all the tea in china

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont have rules,i have preferences.

it might be swinging but i aint going to fuck a 5'6 hairy fat man for all the tea in china "

Indeed. We all have preferences, preferences we generally have no control over, we like what we like, its how we're programmed. Some people don't seem to understand this.

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

Abergavenny


"

Well I was hoping for a blowjob while I was watching sport.

Then she can sort out my clothes after.

A box of Kleenex is all you need ! "

If I'm watching women's beach volleyball, you might be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont have rules,i have preferences.

it might be swinging but i aint going to fuck a 5'6 hairy fat man for all the tea in china "

He was quite a good fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferences. Don't get arsey because you don't measure up to what some ladies want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the OP have a problem with ladies expressing preferences?

I see no problem. It makes it easier making choices if I decide to send a message.

Saves me wasting my time....thank you ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this site was supposed to be spontaneous fun seems as though alot of ladies on here have alot to say "

I have searched the site rules and can't find where it say this site is supposed to be spontaneous fun.are you sure you're not just making that bit up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well after some truly cringe worthy messages and nastiness in the forum and privately I think I will leave this discussion be aswell as my own opinion for next time. Again I will express my problem not with women's preferences but with a lengthy list and essay on their preferences on their profile it hasn't saved me anytime what so ever reading someone's profile for 10 minutes to find out that they don't like men who drink beer as I'm sure they could have replied politely within those 10 minutes to say sorry your not my type and again as I do actually reach most of the examples I made Im nit saying they are unreasonable but it seems that if men do it they are arrogant assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after some truly cringe worthy messages and nastiness in the forum and privately I think I will leave this discussion be aswell as my own opinion for next time. Again I will express my problem not with women's preferences but with a lengthy list and essay on their preferences on their profile it hasn't saved me anytime what so ever reading someone's profile for 10 minutes to find out that they don't like men who drink beer as I'm sure they could have replied politely within those 10 minutes to say sorry your not my type and again as I do actually reach most of the examples I made Im nit saying they are unreasonable but it seems that if men do it they are arrogant assholes"

Probably best pass those types of profiles by, I mean, do you really want to meet someone that demanding? Personally I prefer laid back people who go with the flow. I do often wonder if these people that have long lists of demands ever meet anyone they're so specific but its their profile and their life and doesn't affect me in the slightest. If you did pass the preliminary stages of selection, you'd probably have an interview and a 20 obstacle assault course to conquer to get to their bed!!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Not as bad as us men and our tape measures.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

have a shower, get a job, stop wearing my knickers, stop chatting my sister up bastards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well after some truly cringe worthy messages and nastiness in the forum and privately I think I will leave this discussion be aswell as my own opinion for next time. Again I will express my problem not with women's preferences but with a lengthy list and essay on their preferences on their profile it hasn't saved me anytime what so ever reading someone's profile for 10 minutes to find out that they don't like men who drink beer as I'm sure they could have replied politely within those 10 minutes to say sorry your not my type and again as I do actually reach most of the examples I made Im nit saying they are unreasonable but it seems that if men do it they are arrogant assholes

Probably best pass those types of profiles by, I mean, do you really want to meet someone that demanding? Personally I prefer laid back people who go with the flow. I do often wonder if these people that have long lists of demands ever meet anyone they're so specific but its their profile and their life and doesn't affect me in the slightest. If you did pass the preliminary stages of selection, you'd probably have an interview and a 20 obstacle assault course to conquer to get to their bed!!"

Wise words of advice above^^

And if anyone has sent you a really nasty pm you can always report them.

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