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we all love a stereotype.. don't we?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay... thats a lie....

so we normally frown on stereotypes.... but are there any stereotypes that people would care to admit and own up to...

so here i go....

my name is _abio... and my.. erm... timekeeping is not the best...

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

party starts at 8.30... i am there at 10.30

in fact... my whole family have CPT/BPT down to a tee!!!!!!

so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an accountant who keeps a spreadsheet for pretty much everything. And a Geordie who goes out without a coat. I can't think of much else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an accountant who keeps a spreadsheet for pretty much everything. And a Geordie who goes out without a coat. I can't think of much else! "

I bet a Fab spreadsheet is a good idea!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to agree on the BPT i am guilty of it as well as all my family!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat a lot of cheese,wear striped blue and white shirt, love baguettes, ride my bike to work and run after women like pepe the pew

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By *orkp88Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The drinking too much stereotype about Irish people is true. We do.

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By *ove bi guysWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"okay... thats a lie....

so we normally frown on stereotypes.... but are there any stereotypes that people would care to admit and own up to...

so here i go....

my name is _abio... and my.. erm... timekeeping is not the best...

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

party starts at 8.30... i am there at 10.30

in fact... my whole family have CPT/BPT down to a tee!!!!!!

so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype...... "

Your practically Irish then too ... we work on Irish time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an accountant who keeps a spreadsheet for pretty much everything. And a Geordie who goes out without a coat. I can't think of much else!

I bet a Fab spreadsheet is a good idea!!"

There might be one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like battered deep fried pizza, dont like wasting my money, and i enjoy drinking far too much ( might be the irish genes coming through a touch on that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am welsh but cant sing or never worked in a coal mine .

I do love leaks and yes quite fond of sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's over £3 a pint I will walk out of the pub after slamming my flat cap on the bar to show my disgust

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

"

That sounds a bit like 'Indian Time'.

I used to do a lot of work with indian owned companies, i'd roll up 10 minutes early (which for me is a huge effort and achievement).....then wait about 45 minutes for them to arrive.....then another 30 minutes for the others to arrive....then we got started....then some others would turn up and we had to redo some bits again as it was somebodys cousins neighbour who had to be in it as their uncle's friends, sisters son needed a favour from them.

Basically, after a while i got used to getting told

'it starts at 6pm'

and to ask

'is that the real 6pm or Indian Time?'

'we'll probably start somewhere between- it's supposed to finish at 11pm- so probably midnight plus an hour to pack up....so maybe 2-2.30am......maybe'

I thought I had a bad rep for being late until i started working for those guys

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm a blonde hairdresser

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm short and fat therefore jolly.

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bumping this up for the daytime crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single bi fem profile that is really a teenage boy wanking over pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype...... "

Absolutely loathe that BMT thing... I'm pretty punctual most of the time...

On the other hand I love chicken, water melon and possess a big black cock

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

But I want to know what CPT/BPT is!

I'm a gamer stereotype

I get very excited about things like how far you can walk in a game with no loading time like in fallout new Vegas or skyrim.

I'm overweight.

I'm a bit of a techie and know about computers.

I'm fairly intelligent and good at puzzle solving.

I like geeky things like the big bang theory and cons.

I'm good at games and pick up new games quickly.

I dominated on CoD until I got bored of the franchise after MW3.

But... I love rock/metal and don't fit the stereotype

I don't wear dark clothes in fact I typically dress smart/casual.

I have short hair And only a small beard really.

I don't have any tattoos or piercings.

I like a wide variety of other music including classical, RnB, indie.

People are generally surprised when they find out I've been into heavy metal since I was a kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I hate to say it - but am pretty bad at timekeeping, drives my other half mad! Was even overdue by two weeks! Due middle of June, born in July

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Single bi fem profile that is really a teenage boy wanking over pics. "

I'm still convinced you're a transsexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profile on Fab. And I'm not chasing every opportunity to bump rudies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were both born n bred in Essex, but look and live NOTHING like the twats from TOWIE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"okay... thats a lie....

so we normally frown on stereotypes.... but are there any stereotypes that people would care to admit and own up to...

so here i go....

my name is _abio... and my.. erm... timekeeping is not the best...

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

party starts at 8.30... i am there at 10.30

in fact... my whole family have CPT/BPT down to a tee!!!!!!

so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype...... "

Ha ha ha ha funny post. I work on BPT but in my case it's Business People Time... if your not 5mins early your late! That being said it depends on the occasion/person as certain family members watches are rumoured to take 95 secs to complete 1 rotation lol so a watch with dual timezone helps, and will give a redevouz time a hour earlier of intended meeting time. Never turn up at parties at the start time... too cool for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink lots of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were both cockneys I guess you could say! Love pie and mash and still use rhyming slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink lots of tea "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a hard nut, 6ft tall broad build shaved head tattoos, if i ever got put in a police line up for something id be fucked, the truth is, i am a nice guy i dont break the law and i am a computer engineer, i am a big softie inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a redhead with a fiery temper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drink lots of tea

Eh?"

I'm typically English

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

A blonde blue eyed Scot with a fiery temper

I also hate wasting money but I'm not tight, usually the first to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are you're stereotypical fabswingers wanna famous peeps who live out our wannabe famous ideology on fabswingers and by reading hello magazine

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I am an ex smoker who fucking hates smoking!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"I'm an accountant who keeps a spreadsheet for pretty much everything. And a Geordie who goes out without a coat. I can't think of much else!

I bet a Fab spreadsheet is a good idea!!

There might be one... "

Hmm I'm wondering what's on the fab spreadsheet now!

I think I should have been an accountant in the manual ledger time.. I hate spreadsheets and write everything down

I'm from Wigan and I love pies!

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"But I want to know what CPT/BPT is!

"

lol ah a bit like "any time is trinidad time..."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"okay... thats a lie....

so we normally frown on stereotypes.... but are there any stereotypes that people would care to admit and own up to...

so here i go....

my name is _abio... and my.. erm... timekeeping is not the best...

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

party starts at 8.30... i am there at 10.30

in fact... my whole family have CPT/BPT down to a tee!!!!!!

so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype...... "

Otherwise known as soon come...

C...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I am a fat bird but I don't eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"okay... thats a lie....

so we normally frown on stereotypes.... but are there any stereotypes that people would care to admit and own up to...

so here i go....

my name is _abio... and my.. erm... timekeeping is not the best...

I could be said to be a black person whos life runs on CPT/BPT (the black/coloured people will know what i am on about...... )

party starts at 8.30... i am there at 10.30

in fact... my whole family have CPT/BPT down to a tee!!!!!!

so.... anyone else want to fess up to a stereotype...... "

I might well be a fiery Irish woman....ahem and I like a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a fat bird but I don't eat chocolate "

cool i am a fat bloke

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has anybody born & bred in Derby got a stereotype

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a northerner:

I own a flat cap

I drink bitter

I put gravely on everything

I use t'

I don't like change

I think southerners are soft

I don't wear a coat unless it's stupidly cold and even then I won't do it up.

Plus: I'm a sailor, I like rum, sodomy (with women) and the lash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anybody born & bred in Derby got a stereotype "

Yes - they pretend they're from Nottingham

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Has anybody born & bred in Derby got a stereotype

Yes - they pretend they're from Nottingham "

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm half German, I'm a stickler for time keeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a northerner:

I own a flat cap

I drink bitter

I put gravely on everything

I use t'

I don't like change

I think southerners are soft

I don't wear a coat unless it's stupidly cold and even then I won't do it up.

Plus: I'm a sailor, I like rum, sodomy (with women) and the lash!

"

I think I'm a sailor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Polish and I've recently started a car valeting and detailing business (because I'm sick of my 'real job')

I also eat a lot of pork and cabbage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fit the British stereotype of being a big tea drinker

also fit much of the geek/ nerd stereotype pale, bit of a shut in (trying to do something about that though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born on a council estate in Manchester.... I don't have any stereo type traits....I don't even wear my utd shirt unless I'm watching them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thought of one!

I do actually drink Newcastle Brown Ale. Occasionally

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I sound like a farmer and also know how to make cider. I wear glasses and read a lot of books. I look like a girl but hang around with blokes and swear like a trooper. So not all stereotypes are necessarily accurate. Oh, and I prefer football to rugby which is sacrilegious in my neck of the woods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman on Fab. I don't meet people, I just waste everyone's time by chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fried chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an accountant who keeps a spreadsheet for pretty much everything. And a Geordie who goes out without a coat. I can't think of much else!

I bet a Fab spreadsheet is a good idea!!

There might be one...

Hmm I'm wondering what's on the fab spreadsheet now!

I think I should have been an accountant in the manual ledger time.. I hate spreadsheets and write everything down

I'm from Wigan and I love pies!"

It's quantitative rather than qualitative data

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have a friend called Dorothy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stereotype?

Marrantz amp

Technics deck, CD and tuner.

Wharfedale speakers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I sound like a farmer and also know how to make cider. I wear glasses and read a lot of books. I look like a girl but hang around with blokes and swear like a trooper. So not all stereotypes are necessarily accurate. Oh, and I prefer football to rugby which is sacrilegious in my neck of the woods. "

The cider and the football win me over, marry me

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