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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I may have eaten all of my Father's Day Liquorice Allsorts and Dolly Mixtures in one go

I blame Mrs ddc - she read out an article suggesting a five-day fasting diet and I panicked.

She is also moaning about not being offered one, whereas I clearly offered her one, but she chose to ignore me. (A whispered offer, while she's safely out of earshot, still counts as an offer right?)

Who else is feeling a little worse for wear today?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Which is your favourite? You had to have left your favourite one for last.

Mrs DDC, just remove his favourite ones from the pack next time.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...

I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)

And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Whoops, I forgot the question as I love Liquorice Allsorts.

I over-indulged yesterday. We went to an all you can eat buffet for dinner. I ate all I could eat. I'm being abstemious today on the food front and over-indulging on doing the washing.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Which is your favourite? You had to have left your favourite one for last.

Mrs DDC, just remove his favourite ones from the pack next time.

The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.

The kids know to save me their orange smarties

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which is your favourite? You had to have left your favourite one for last.

Mrs DDC, just remove his favourite ones from the pack next time.

The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.

The kids know to save me their orange smarties

Is that why you're a ginger?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.

Mrs DDC

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Oh dear isn't liquorice a really good laxative? You will be spending the rest of Dad's Day on the loo as a penance!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.

The kids know to save me their orange smarties

Is that why you're a ginger?

Possibly, though the stress of living with mrs ddc is why most of it fell out, and the rest went grey

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...

I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)

And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)

Not keen on liquorice but when I do have it, it goes threw me like a black thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.

Mrs DDC

Is he sporting a little food baby tummy now?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Blimey.. Free diabetes with every box...

I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)

And obviously the dolly mixtures taste of fruit, so count towards your five-a-day. (Not googling that either)

Indeed liquorice is a legume with many health giving properties including it being a superb laxative.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.

Mrs DDC

Oh buggar!

Bless me father, for I have sinned. Please also take into account: black pudd, beans, sausage, bacon, grilled toms, egg and hash browns. Maybe a diet day beckons...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Indeed liquorice is a legume with many health giving properties including it being a superb laxative.

Mrs ddc says they sell it in Holland & Barrett, so it must be a health food!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"He hasn't even mentioned he had the fullest of full English breakfasts in bed cooked by the teenage ddcs immediately before the sweets as above.

Mrs DDC

Is he sporting a little food baby tummy now?

He's just shown me, little isn't the word I'd use, lol! and it's putting me off the lemon meringue pie I'm making (hoping he won't want much so I can have any spares

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Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

The orange ones of each, though also like the round coconut LA.

The kids know to save me their orange smarties

Is that why you're a ginger?

Possibly, though the stress of living with mrs ddc is why most of it fell out, and the rest went grey

Don't think all your posting meant I missed this little gem!!!

Stress, ffs, you don't know how lucky you are.

Mrs DDC

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Don't think all your posting meant I missed this little gem!!!

Stress, ffs, you don't know how lucky you are.

Mrs DDC"

Shhh, you know that teapot won't fill itself you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a large bar of Toblerone to get through

But they're supposed to be the Swiss Alps, right ?

So I'm really mountain climbing, and that's good and healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've over indulged for a couple of weeks and thrown my diet a bit off course, so I am back on the wagon big style as of Friday and am now feeling suitably healthy and smug about it

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day..."

Good point!!

I'm off to asda on a cake run!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...

Good point!!

I'm off to asda on a cake run!

Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...

Good point!!

I'm off to asda on a cake run!

Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday

they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm the allsorts may just help you on that health kick route - liquorice is a good laxative.....

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...

Good point!!

I'm off to asda on a cake run!

Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday

they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg

Maybe I'll go to tesco instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I downed a good few pints with my mates then got a munchy box on the way back from the pub last night, feeling terrible now. Unfortunately i live across the road from a church, and theres a wedding, with a fucking piper, not doing my sore head any favours.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If you can't pig out on Father's Day when can you. Apart from your birthday, Easter, Christmas, Pancake Day, steak and bj day...

Good point!!

I'm off to asda on a cake run!

Make sure you choose a different checkout operator, you know they'll have your face clocked from Friday

they might wonder what he's going to do with that fruit loaf or battenburg

Maybe I'll go to tesco instead.

They'd laugh in your face if you tried buying a little Angel cake

You could always try a nice creamy tart instead?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

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"I downed a good few pints with my mates then got a munchy box on the way back from the pub last night, feeling terrible now. Unfortunately i live across the road from a church, and theres a wedding, with a fucking piper, not doing my sore head any favours."

Ouch! If typing in caps is shouting, I'm sorry I can't type in really tiny letters for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have eaten all of my Father's Day Liquorice Allsorts and Dolly Mixtures in one go

I blame Mrs ddc - she read out an article suggesting a five-day fasting diet and I panicked.

She is also moaning about not being offered one, whereas I clearly offered her one, but she chose to ignore me. (A whispered offer, while she's safely out of earshot, still counts as an offer right?)

Who else is feeling a little worse for wear today?

Mr ddc"

Yep, full bag of Thorntons fudge has just been demolished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a theory about pigging out - you feel so shit rough(in your case in about 8 hours im guessing

) that you dont do it again for ages - therefore its not such a bad thing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Save any of the bobbly ones?

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Save any of the bobbly ones?

Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)

It's a flipping laxative good help your toilet tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I read somewhere that Liquorice is a health-food (but I refuse to google, since I suspect I may be wrong)

It's a flipping laxative good help your toilet tomorrow

Whole lot after an extra full English, I don't think he's got till tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save any of the bobbly ones?

Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...

What about grey ones??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about to open my thorntons special toffee and praying my filings stay in tact x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oh dear mr DDC...... liquorice and baked beans .......

Poor mrs DDC .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear mr DDC...... liquorice and baked beans .......

Poor mrs DDC .....

and midget gems they wont be - sorry to sink so low but couldnt resist

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oh dear mr DDC...... liquorice and baked beans .......

Poor mrs DDC .....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Save any of the bobbly ones?

Not a chance, nor do I share my aniseed balls with anyone (even mrs ddc doesn't like the taste of them). My ginger nuts on the other hand, she is quite partial to...

What about grey ones??

Oi, I'll have you know there isn't a hint of grey down there, just wait till my Wimbledon pic goes up next Sunday...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Oh dear mr DDC...... liquorice and baked beans .......

Poor mrs DDC .....

Some of us are so poor, beans and a hot bath is the closest we'll get to a jacuzzi!

Admittedly the liquorice added a hint of jeopardy I could have done without

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know liquorice is a laxative but it has never had that effect on me.

If it helps you clear out Mr DDC, ready for a week of being good then it was worth the pig-out.

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