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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think my rabbit has been cheating on me

The batteries are wearing down a lot quicker & it always smells of sex.

Should I ignore this feeling & carry on using it as it makes me feel so good or do I bin the cheating thing?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Get a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my rabbit has been cheating on me

The batteries are wearing down a lot quicker & it always smells of sex.

Should I ignore this feeling & carry on using it as it makes me feel so good or do I bin the cheating thing?"

playing in your sleep maybe??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it always smells of sex try giving it a clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then "

Ha you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my rabbit has been cheating on me

The batteries are wearing down a lot quicker & it always smells of sex.

Should I ignore this feeling & carry on using it as it makes me feel so good or do I bin the cheating thing?"

You could always boil it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then "

I do, that's why I think it's cheating

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By *a KatWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Aren't you meant to grab it by the ears and rub its nose in it?

(I may be muddled, I've never been good with animals)

Try duracell, as a ginger I always suggest women try things with a copper-coloured top if they want satisfaction

Mr ddc

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

That's the trouble with rabbits!

But you need evidence. Get a PI to rig up IR cameras.

Measure it around the middle every day.

Lock the drawer.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just ask it to be honest and then you can have a rewarding threesome.

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By *a KatWoman
over a year ago

Northwest


"I think my rabbit has been cheating on me

The batteries are wearing down a lot quicker & it always smells of sex.

Should I ignore this feeling & carry on using it as it makes me feel so good or do I bin the cheating thing?"

It is all to do with phenomenons, and Rabbits being Rabbits

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


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You could always boil it?"

Haha, yeah, that'll sort it!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then

I do, that's why I think it's cheating "

Do you have a cleaner?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have more than one rabbit? Might you be expecting the little vibes of tiny rabbits soon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then

I do, that's why I think it's cheating

Do you have a cleaner?

A"

No, are you offering?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Clean it after use, lol and it won't always smell of sex then

I do, that's why I think it's cheating

Do you have a cleaner?

A

No, are you offering? "

I'm afraid not.

In that case you have mice.

Big, perverted mice living in your skirting boards.

With opposable thumbs and huge vaginas.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you haven't got more rabbits if it's always having sex. They are fast breeders

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