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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Orrrrrrrrr

meals for one....

who has them then .?

I wont buy these ready meals apart from the quorn cottage pie cuz i likes them.

And this sunday im cooking a full roast beef dinner just for moi

With wine too.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

can i come???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"can i come???"
would it be a meal for one then though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrrrrrrrr

cause ya can

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yerrrrrrrrr

cause ya can "
thats a meal for two then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think ill have enough beef for about 6

But great for salads in the week or on a wrap

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"can i come???would it be a meal for one then though? "

smart arse

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"can i come???would it be a meal for one then though?

smart arse "
or two meals for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just go out and eat on my own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ill have enough beef for about 6

But great for salads in the week or on a wrap "

enough for 6? you've got enough boob for a bloody dozen can I cum too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ill have enough beef for about 6

But great for salads in the week or on a wrap "

Can I be cheeky and come too then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

what time and I'll book a train

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think ill have enough beef for about 6

But great for salads in the week or on a wrap

enough for 6? you've got enough boob for a bloody dozen can I cum too?"

Ohhhhhhh orgy...

everyone comming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make it 2 wendy im comin with ye

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

il bring dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tut......

You only ever want one bloody thing ...

you men (and women) are all the bloody same...

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Me roast dinners

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

no probs T.

Femme, we ARE dessert!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just go out and eat on my own lol "

Aaahhh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"no probs T.

Femme, we ARE dessert!!!"
just chocolate sauce then

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I just go out and eat on my own lol

Aaahhh"

I missed the "on" in that.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join ya?


"Orrrrrrrrr

meals for one....

who has them then .?

I wont buy these ready meals apart from the quorn cottage pie cuz i likes them.

And this sunday im cooking a full roast beef dinner just for moi

With wine too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cook for just myself all the time as I enjoy cooking, and treat myself all the time.

Ready meals are no way as good as my own cooking, and far more expensive, so I never buy them, not even when they are hugely reduced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are not many of todays young people who can actually cook .

I see women with jkids in the supermarkets and the stuff they buy is unbelievable . crap mostly and convienience foods. Which costs more than good fresh wholesome food .

They must have money to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to eat them but I'm getting better at cooking now so avoid them, best recipes I have came from the lovely ladies on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done that man

have a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done that man

have a carrot "

would you like me to boil it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least no arguments about being late ,where to eat and who's paying lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nooooooooooo

I steam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well you look like you have the legs for a good dinner anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooooooo

I steam "

from where ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i can cook bu dont see the point when its just me so often just have toast or like tonight 2 bits of chicken lol

and no one takes me out for dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kitchen mainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you look like you have the legs for a good dinner anyways "

Who has the legs for a good dinner ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You does, i saw them at the social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You does, i saw them at the social "

I didn't even you were there but did u have crutches with you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noooooooooo

Was crutchless ....But was near the garden door most of the night . and you were always busy when i saw ya so didnt wanna bother you. Im nice like that see.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I really need to get to one of your socials xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo

Was crutchless ....But was near the garden door most of the night . and you were always busy when i saw ya so didnt wanna bother you. Im nice like that see. "

Well you had at least one crutch with you !

I wasn't busy , well ok my eyes and mind were lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See........

At one point i was right behind you and nearly goosed ya and ran off but my heels were too high to escape unseen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cook for just myself all the time as I enjoy cooking, and treat myself all the time.

Ready meals are no way as good as my own cooking, and far more expensive, so I never buy them, not even when they are hugely reduced. "
me too, i cook for myself all the time. I did chicken ballantine stuffed with mushrooms tonight. Healthy, quick and scrummy. Food should be a passion not just fuel. Peaches: someone should be offering to cook a lovely meal for you. Muppets. I would. grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mMMMmmmm sounds scrummy.... though i cant remember the last time anyone cooked me be it man or woman .

Dont think a fella has if im honest.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"mMMMmmmm sounds scrummy.... though i cant remember the last time anyone cooked me be it man or woman .

Dont think a fella has if im honest. "
PEACHES THATS TERRIBLE!!! SHAME ON THEM!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its like all good cooks....

People think they cant do it well enough to impress me

And as long as it aint fish or seafood or eggs .im pretty easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See........

At one point i was right behind you and nearly goosed ya and ran off but my heels were too high to escape unseen "

Now that would have been funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would have been if i had gone arse over trying to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its like all good cooks....

People think they cant do it well enough to impress me

And as long as it aint fish or seafood or eggs .im pretty easily pleased "
lol i thought that said like all good cocks i'm sure the same rule applies though hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would have been if i had gone arse over trying to escape "

I'm first aid trained

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im sure you would have rubbed them better .

Me knees i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sure you would have rubbed them better .

Me knees i mean "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orrrrrrrrr

meals for one....

who has them then .?

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Have to admit to having the occasional ping dinner! I know I really should make more of an an effort. I used to be a Chef so am perfectly capable but I get very bored with this cooking for one malarky these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you give lessons?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I once accidentally microwaved a pizza in the combi-oven for 30 minutes.

Came out like a hub cap!

Needless to say I find ready meals useful on occasion!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes. "

good plan. i would do that if my dad hadnt filled m freezer with bags of ice, 4 pig legs complete with trotters and a pigs head

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

good plan. i would do that if my dad hadnt filled m freezer with bags of ice, 4 pig legs complete with trotters and a pigs head "

his last meet go that bad then... ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meals for 1 are keep my son going at un , And have two really old auties i get them meals all sorts roat meal and thay are just glad of a hot meal. Some are alot better then outher M&s and Watrose are good some of morrions are ok too ,I know never as good as home cooked food but at times thay are ok.jo xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

good plan. i would do that if my dad hadnt filled m freezer with bags of ice, 4 pig legs complete with trotters and a pigs head

his last meet go that bad then... ???

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a little but we've worked out his alibi so we should be ok

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

good plan. i would do that if my dad hadnt filled m freezer with bags of ice, 4 pig legs complete with trotters and a pigs head

his last meet go that bad then... ???

a little but we've worked out his alibi so we should be ok "

xx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes. "

This is exactly what I do too! Sad bastard portions of soup too! I'm fairly new to cooking from scratch but I've lost 47lbs since the beginning of May cause I learned to cook and stopped eating the ready made meals for one!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

This is exactly what I do too! Sad bastard portions of soup too! I'm fairly new to cooking from scratch but I've lost 47lbs since the beginning of May cause I learned to cook and stopped eating the ready made meals for one! "

wow 47lbs... very well done.... great achievement xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

so-ooo, who is making this sad bastard her breakfast in bed???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must admit we used to be very lazy and buy ready meals often, as we would both be tired and couldnt be bothered cooking.

but recently we have been cooking properly all the time, and it really doesnt take much time to whip up a tasty dinner, and costs alot less, and we all feel better for it. all it takes is a little planning ahead, and as someone said, make something big and portion it up and freeze, hey presto a home made ready meal

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

This is exactly what I do too! Sad bastard portions of soup too! I'm fairly new to cooking from scratch but I've lost 47lbs since the beginning of May cause I learned to cook and stopped eating the ready made meals for one!

wow 47lbs... very well done.... great achievement xx"

Fanks! Feeling great and quite pleased with myself!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

congrats Dirty xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the worst thing was, we didnt have the excuse of not beeing able to cook, i have been cooking since a kid and annies a chef, but for her the last thing she wants to do when home is cook, unless its a posh dinner and then mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

So its normaly me that does all the cooking

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville

I've just discovered that my body can't cope with meat and gluten so now will have to cook special meal for me and meaty meal for the teenagers. Extra cooking & washing up! Ahhhh... Anyone like this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we do this, annies daughter is a veggie, but we arent, we sometimes share a veggie meal but usually cook two diff things, its a pain but once in the swing of it not to bad, and you can offten share the main parts, last night we had spag boll, i made the sauce split it into two, put mince in one and mushrooms and things in the veggie half, didnt take much longer to make and only one extra pan to wash

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

still waiting on my sad bastarding breakfast - can't get up till someone makes it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think ill have enough beef for about 6

But great for salads in the week or on a wrap

enough for 6? you've got enough boob for a bloody dozen can I cum too?"

Think I have already CUM looking at her boobs.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this has made me hungry

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

This is exactly what I do too! Sad bastard portions of soup too! I'm fairly new to cooking from scratch but I've lost 47lbs since the beginning of May cause I learned to cook and stopped eating the ready made meals for one!

wow 47lbs... very well done.... great achievement xx

Fanks! Feeling great and quite pleased with myself! "

ps...... you have some of the most stunning pictures I have seen on Fab..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No I make spag bog and chilli etc... and freeze it in sad bastard single freezer boxes.

This is exactly what I do too! Sad bastard portions of soup too! I'm fairly new to cooking from scratch but I've lost 47lbs since the beginning of May cause I learned to cook and stopped eating the ready made meals for one!

wow 47lbs... very well done.... great achievement xx

Fanks! Feeling great and quite pleased with myself!

ps...... you have some of the most stunning pictures I have seen on Fab..

"

Whoop whoop... and that was before I lost my lard!! Yay! Fanks!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"congrats Dirty xxxxxx"

Thanks chick!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I frequently dont cook myself a proper meal for the eve as kids now have hot school dinners. Only ever had one man come and cook for me. He brought all the food and wine and desert too if I remember right. Was lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently dont cook myself a proper meal for the eve as kids now have hot school dinners. Only ever had one man come and cook for me. He brought all the food and wine and desert too if I remember right. Was lovely."
didn't you get sand in your food??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!"

enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!"

Butter nut, can't spell! Oh and rhubarb crumble for dessert! No sand for me lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!"

You were always my favourite!

When you say just outside Derby is that close to Sunderland?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

meal for me on my own? Kebab..job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!

You were always my favourite!

When you say just outside Derby is that close to Sunderland?"

Nope, get your skates on it will be ready in an hour!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am having one of my own home-cooked meals, chilli with rice, yum yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!

Butter nut, can't spell! Oh and rhubarb crumble for dessert! No sand for me lol"

Could have come just for desert if I'd have known

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

sad bastard meal for me had my tongue pierced on tuesday and am experimenting with what i'm able to eat, not cooking good food at the mo incase i have to bin it, cheapo ready meals it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!

Butter nut, can't spell! Oh and rhubarb crumble for dessert! No sand for me lol

Could have come just for desert if I'd have known "

No deserts round here only desserts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread must have been on my mind since I read it last night.

Had to have a new electricity meter today, so an enforced afternoon off to wait for him to turn up.

Went to the butchers and couldn't run to beef, but currently cooking a leg of pork, roast potatoes, broccoli, carrots, honey roast parsnips and cinnamon-coated bitternut squash. Oh yeah and stuffing and apple sauce, yum!

Butter nut, can't spell! Oh and rhubarb crumble for dessert! No sand for me lol

Could have come just for desert if I'd have known

No deserts round here only desserts!"

Sorry for my mistake

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