FabSwingers.com forum: lap dancing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny

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By *aymondBaroneMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Urm well done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just printing off the congratulations voucher..

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I would rather meet up and have sex but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

And Hello Kitty bags.......it's such a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lap dancing clubs. I once took a lap dancer home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£350! I'm in the wrong job. (And I'd have spent it on a handbag).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

And Hello Kitty bags.......it's such a shame

Zoya.. Likeawitch.. You girls want to umm dance for me? Handbags for payment?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

And Hello Kitty bags.......it's such a shame

Zoya.. Likeawitch.. You girls want to umm dance for me? Handbags for payment?"

I can't dance in the real world - in my head I am amazing but it doesn't translate to my feet and body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's like my singing lol

I was thinking those boobs pressed against me.. Worth every Michael kors bag!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"That's like my singing lol

I was thinking those boobs pressed against me.. Worth every Michael kors bag!"

To be fair it would be hard for my boobs not to press against anyone.....at a party I stand close so I can hear you and my boobs are already wrapped around you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have gone to magaluf for the week and had more than a lap dance on that, but hey, if it's on your bucket list it's on your bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to attend your party's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most expensive wank you will hqve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

And Hello Kitty bags.......it's such a shame

Zoya.. Likeawitch.. You girls want to umm dance for me? Handbags for payment?"

Lingerie and makeup and ya gotta deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

And Hello Kitty bags.......it's such a shame

Zoya.. Likeawitch.. You girls want to umm dance for me? Handbags for payment?

Lingerie and makeup and ya gotta deal

Favourite colour? And what brand of makeup? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black k or red or purple and either mac or benefit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black k or red or purple and either mac or benefit

Mac.. That stays on perfectly for days lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"You could have gone to magaluf for the week and had more than a lap dance on that, but hey, if it's on your bucket list it's on your bucket list

They call that Shagascruff in my work

True about the bucket list though......I worked with a girl who used to do lap dancing - got paid very well and loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are failing to mention the keeping fit side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny "

Theres a pub in Slough where that would have got you 350 lapdances.

On the flip side, it is Slough.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We should have a men's social in Slough

C...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We should have a men's social in Slough

C...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I don't know many male lap dancing places, so well done op.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I don't know many male lap dancing places, so well done op. "
i believe they tend to be more discreet.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a mug.

Only married guys are this desperate, not something to brag about

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"What a mug.

Only married guys are this desperate, not something to brag about "

I do believe it can be a bucket list thingy - personally I would prefer to meet up and have sex with someone but I am a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather meet up and have sex but each to their own

What sort of time was you thinking?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny "

I imagine that can be quite erotic. We played a game of forfeits with a guy once and one of mine was to do a lap dance for him and Mr N. It was a big turn on.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

As someone who goes out for a big night out to a lap dance club a couple of times a year it is the erotic and social company felt I should say something.

Great places to socialise and when you work from home the company is good and the company is very nicely dressed.

Dances aren't cheap but lots of fun.

Different to swingers clubs where I don't drink and usually just chill or if sunny read a book by the pool.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny "

Does this directly translate to:

"I'm really horny and will pay a lot for sex"

Advert ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently dating a lap dancer. It turns me on knowing that she's got her pussy in other guys faces all night!! Then she comes back and I get the real deal.

The heels and the wardrobe is so sexy too. I get off on it if I'm honest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a men's social in Slough

C..."

Sounds like a plan to me.....

Just need to take lots of pound coins.

Not the most salubrious establishment in the world, but it's always been a great laugh when I've been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny

I imagine that can be quite erotic. We played a game of forfeits with a guy once and one of mine was to do a lap dance for him and Mr N. It was a big turn on."

Noted....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny

I imagine that can be quite erotic. We played a game of forfeits with a guy once and one of mine was to do a lap dance for him and Mr N. It was a big turn on.

Noted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to one once. Was alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to one but I was mainly d*unk on champagne and can't really remember the dancers.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"Been to one once. Was alright.

this. have been twice on dates. the girls I were with were fitter.

was shocked when the girl stuck her foo in my face

just didnt think they did that in england.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I went to was a gay club in Key West, he thrusted his CK's in my face on more than one occasion ~ t'was lovely!!

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

Lol I was thinking the same

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

never been, they hold zero interest to me.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Could have had an hour with an escort and saved 2-250

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently dating a lap dancer. It turns me on knowing that she's got her pussy in other guys faces all night!! Then she comes back and I get the real deal.

The heels and the wardrobe is so sexy too. I get off on it if I'm honest x"

I don't mind - usher tuuuunnnnneeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not about getting laid, if u get a good dancer its nice, was with her a good hour and the fact u cant touch is a massive turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think of all the shoes N lingerie you could buy with that...

Got to look good hey nice thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny "

Definitely a waste of £350 could be better spent on other things more worthwhile, but each to their own...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"We should have a men's social in Slough

C...

Sounds like a plan to me.....

Just need to take lots of pound coins.

Not the most salubrious establishment in the world, but it's always been a great laugh when I've been."

The seedier the better as far as I'm concerned.

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a men's social in Slough

C...

Sounds like a plan to me.....

Just need to take lots of pound coins.

Not the most salubrious establishment in the world, but it's always been a great laugh when I've been.

The seedier the better as far as I'm concerned.

C..."

Well it's definately not the Ritz.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny

Definitely a waste of £350 could be better spent on other things more worthwhile, but each to their own..."

Why is it a waste if he enjoyed it?

The guy posts that he had a good time and that he considers it worth the money, good for him I say. I'd much rather read that than the moaning about not getting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just done £350 in a lap dancing club, worth every penny

Definitely a waste of £350 could be better spent on other things more worthwhile, but each to their own...

Why is it a waste if he enjoyed it?

The guy posts that he had a good time and that he considers it worth the money, good for him I say. I'd much rather read that than the moaning about not getting a meet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to a few lapdancing places in the past, but to be honest when I've left i've ended up going to a massage parlour! Lapdancing is an expensive tease, and i think i'd rather be upfront and just pay for the whole shindig without the teasing!

As others have said, £350 could get you an hour or more with 2 girls in a hotel room of your choice!

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