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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do you think they drew nob pics on rocks and threw them to women ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would have had a carrier mammoth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would the Neanderthal equivalent of a nasty message be drawing a fat stick person and lobbing it AT a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and would you need larger rocks for longer messages ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Remember that many of us here in Europe still contain some Neanderthal DNA, so we may be little different from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and would a polite " no thanks" be a pebble, lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Would the Neanderthal equivalent of a nasty message be drawing a fat stick person and lobbing it AT a woman?"

You can't have a fat stick person.

They'd draw a hippo.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"and would a polite " no thanks" be a pebble, lol"

Two fingers on a pebble !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would the Neanderthal equivalent of a nasty message be drawing a fat stick person and lobbing it AT a woman?

You can't have a fat stick person.

They'd draw a hippo."

A log person?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Would the Neanderthal equivalent of a nasty message be drawing a fat stick person and lobbing it AT a woman?

You can't have a fat stick person.

They'd draw a hippo.

A log person?"

Okay. I guess they'd have to have a universal language.

Sun tanned people would be drawn on a satsuma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would the Neanderthal equivalent of a nasty message be drawing a fat stick person and lobbing it AT a woman?

You can't have a fat stick person.

They'd draw a hippo.

A log person?

Okay. I guess they'd have to have a universal language.

Sun tanned people would be drawn on a satsuma. "

blushing people on a tomato

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

LOOOOOL

At this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging clubs would be an entirely different thing

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Bang em over the head with a stick, drag em back to your cave....nowadays that's considered wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bang em over the head with a stick, drag em back to your cave....nowadays that's considered wrong"

too true, there is alcohol to do that with. "does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most of us white Europeans will have around 2% Neanderthal DNA - but we all may have a different 2%, and some will have more than others.

Perhaps we should be looking inward, as what's influencing our choices could be some bit of our Neanderthal selves. They were potentially artistic, creative and not so dumb as once thought and certainly attractive enough for modern humans to want to breed with them.

Some of their communication may have been more advanced than ours, so could have been better than our current sign language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us white Europeans will have around 2% Neanderthal DNA - but we all may have a different 2%, and some will have more than others.

Perhaps we should be looking inward, as what's influencing our choices could be some bit of our Neanderthal selves. They were potentially artistic, creative and not so dumb as once thought and certainly attractive enough for modern humans to want to breed with them.

Some of their communication may have been more advanced than ours, so could have been better than our current sign language."

You should read Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel. awesome books if you like historic novels.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thanks Kuulmonk - I've probably spelt your id wrong, so apologies if so.

I appreciate some Neanderthal inside of me. They think possibly 40% of their DNA may still exist, scattered amongst the human population. That's a significant influence they're likely still to have in todays world.

I like to feel when I'm somewhat irrational that it's possibly inherent misunderstanding and conflict between my inherent biology.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've got this impression of two Neanderthals in a cave, looking at the rock art; she says, 'they must have painted this ages ago, he still has hair on here, and he must have ran out of pigment to be so small on this,'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Their spoken language skills were probably not great, so they grunted Faf, for fancy a fuck. It wasn't optional.

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