Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you're welcome Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!  "I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you're welcome Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!
I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance.... "!skcollob  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"you're welcome Pssst!!! What's he on about?!!
I agree, doesn't seem to have used the forums enough to cause offence...unless he is writing this in advance.... "like that film 'memento'..which if you haven't yet seen,i've inadvertently ruined | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Maybe not  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not "Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!! "hopefully not via his bottom! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!! "Oh there you are! Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you."You can if you have a rubber ring to sit on afterwards | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Got it!!! He's that bugger from Sydney University!!! "
hope you caveated your profile! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you."We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.
We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "...as long as I can have my money pouch without anyone laughing!  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.
We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "I've just read Sassy's profile and all has become clearer. Be gentle Sassy I'm a virgin xxx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hello world I have recently been carrying out a study, call it an analysis of human psychosociology. I carried out this study to guage peoples levels of tolerance, understanding, acceptance, and perception. " Yeah right..... sure.....anyway..... hey did I ever tell you about the time my grandmother kicked the fuck out of Mike Tyson. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
) and he has a number on it, so it looks like a phone survey.
For a good rogering, press 1.
For DP or other anal press 2.
For assistance from the operator, please hold...
..and it ain't nice either! It's all wobbly and 'orrible like everyone elses.
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit "Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!! "Stop fwightoning me! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.
We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics "Hmmmmm...what I could do with those two!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me! "Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I feel like an ant being observed by some giant intellect, being prodded and poked for his amusement.
Maybe not
Sorry, your bum distracted me...did you say something?!!
Oh there you are!
Auntie Rugby and Auntie HoneyPot say I shouldn't play with you.
We didn't say that, we said go forth with Invicitus to Sassy's but don't expect to come away being able to sit down ...oh and send us the pics
Hmmmmm...what I could do with those two!! "Very nervous smile ----}} | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"...I'm scared funky...I'm going home... "I want my mammy. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lol not when they're attached to me, " but you're profile says you're straight!.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe " PMSL you're awesome dude. High Five! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe " now thats just put me off my toad in the hole | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Lol not when they're attached to me, but you're profile says you're straight!.." er? Yes, i was talking about my amazing cock!!! lol or are you messing? You minx | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol " And by the weekend it will be on a few toilet doors. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe PMSL you're awesome dude. High Five!" lmao......you make me laugh | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol And by the weekend it will be on a few toilet doors." so? Am i supposed to be worried? I'd meet the caller and knock him out lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"your profile says you don't suffer fools gladly..is that an attempt at irony? lol "ouch get yer claws in love i was only having a laugh ffs. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"oh the foolish things we do in youth.....glad there was no-one to take advantage of me and video me for everyone else's enjoyment at that age.... "oh and why do you assume i took advantage of her?? Because i'm a man? Or older? The fact is, if anything, she took advantage of me and she'd agree. I might be hard but i'm not a c*nt, just ask the only person on here thats ACTUALLY met me. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" just ask the only person on here thats ACTUALLY met me. " That many? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe " Don't worry...... the 23 year old cock hungry slut forwarded it onto me.. she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgasm | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a video of me slamming a fit 23 year old cock hungry slut hehehe Don't worry...... the 23 year old cock hungry slut forwarded it onto me.. she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgasm "hotstuff _iew!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me! "you gonna end up with an arsehole like a blood orange if you aint carful matey | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me! you gonna end up with an arsehole like a blood orange if you aint carful matey "I could go over the rudiments of how sphincter muscles work but I'm giggling too much at the mental image! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgas "yeah whatever mate, i've just read your profile lol "nothing negative to say" yeah to women lol and the last line " i'd rather stand alone and be me than blah blah" yeah my thoughts exactly. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Well My numbers on my profile lol anyone that wants to see it in action can always txt me and i'll send them a she asked for text sex as she had just had a shag and needed her first orgas yeah whatever mate, i've just read your profile lol "nothing negative to say" yeah to women lol and the last line " i'd rather stand alone and be me than blah blah" yeah my thoughts exactly. "Thanks dude and wishing you the very best getting your second meet and second video to share around. Enjoy | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me!
Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!! "....is it safe yet? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me!
Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!!
....is it safe yet? "Sassy sleeps with one eye open,she's watching youuuuuuuu | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Now thats pushing it a bit
Pushing?!! Gentle?!! Tsk...you'll be expecting me to use lube as well!!
Stop fwightoning me!
Another one that turns into a baby and I've not even introduced myself yet...tsk!!!
....is it safe yet?
Sassy sleeps with one eye open,she's watching youuuuuuuu "...oooo, I hope not! She'll have seen what I did with that rubber glove, honey melon and half a box of Liquorice Allsorts last night then!!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Hello world I have recently been carrying out a study, call it an analysis of human psychosociology. I carried out this study to guage peoples levels of tolerance, understanding, acceptance, and perception. Values which i know we all have difficulty upholding, especially hedonistic atheists like me. If there was anyone upset or offended by my actions i apologise sincerely. To those of you who let yourselves down I hope like me you have learnt a lesson. And to the cool people thankyou. Anthony "I don't have a problem in upholding the values that you list and I don't think it matters whether you swing or not - either you do or you don't have these qualities, are you apologising to all the unsuspecting people that you've been mailing as it sounds like your replies may have been less than positive! A little tip here, when you find yourself in a deep hole - stop digging! Z | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"See it? She invented it!" They've tinkered with it, which is understandable. I'm hardcore me: no rubber gloves! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
