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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok just for fun ,if you were a used car how would you desribe yourself.....think I may have missed bits out but here goes :

1968 model, body work not perfect but was built for comfort not speed .no need to add oil as this model provides its own ,headlights needs a lot of attention but still in working order,lovely big boot ,will ride like a dream and purr away with the right treatment.for best results must be driven regularly .will accept best offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1985 model good reliable few scratches but runs great comes with spare tyre all reasonable offers considered!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1985 model good reliable few scratches but runs great comes with spare tyre all reasonable offers considered!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One previous owner, carefully maintained until recently....needs a bit of tlc to restore to former beauty. Engine is sound, mileage average for age. First to see will buy

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

1962 model twin airbags and great sound system. Bodywork needs TLC. Dual fuel. Open to offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One previous owner, carefully maintained until recently....needs a bit of tlc to restore to former beauty. Engine is sound, mileage average for age. First to see will buy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1962 model twin airbags and great sound system. Bodywork needs TLC. Dual fuel. Open to offers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clapped out, rusty and stiff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clapped out, rusty and stiff"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

58 model 2 owners low milage for year, Full service history failed a few MOTs in the past but ok now an in good working order.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"58 model 2 owners low milage for year, Full service history failed a few MOTs in the past but ok now an in good working order."

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"1962 model twin airbags and great sound system. Bodywork needs TLC. Dual fuel. Open to offers

so are you putting in an offer. I can throw in full dervice history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1966 model classic with character. Body in slight need of attention but responds well in good hands. Comes loaded with accessories.

First to try will buy

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By *indys loverCouple
over a year ago

Stratford on avon

if the scrappage scheme was still running then this one would be at the front of the que

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two vintage models called bessy and burt.

Bessy has some mileage but is in excellent working order.

Modified airbags plenty of storage room in the boot. Comes with spare tyre and bodywork needs tender loving kisses. Quite loud and unpredictable but certainly a good comfortable ride. She is temperamental of a morning but once she gets started she is hard to stop. She has an oil leak after use but that is expected for a model of this age. She would pass any quality inspection and is good value for money.

Bert. Modified shorter exhaust. And spare tyre.

Open to offers for storage in his boot or under the bonet

Both suitable for male and female drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one owner from new!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good ones so far xx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Radical body style, first to see will buy!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Transit van, with enhanced front bumpers, previous owner was a circus clown, comes with big top. Lovely to drive, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you in her.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vintage 1956 model ..modified for unleaded .. Fairly good condition .. One previous owner but since been used as a demonstration model .. Great on hill climbs .. Goes down well as well as up again ... Very reliable . may need a slightly wider garage than normal.. All reasonable offers considered .. Also prepared to consider some unreasonable ones too

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By *izzy_RascalsCouple
over a year ago

Not quite over the hill

Mark 1 Vauxhall Velma, reliable with sleek body lines, complete with aftermarket accessories, serviced regularly, full Mot with a couple of advisories, viewing highly recommended.

Mark 1 Ford Freddy, average condition for year, smooth gear shift, good rubber all round, high miler but all pumps working. Brilliant on short journeys, may need additives for long runs. Cheap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1962 model twin airbags and great sound system. Bodywork needs TLC. Dual fuel. Open to offers

so are you putting in an offer. I can throw in full dervice history"

If you was nearer I'd love to come and have a viewing. Maybe a test drive lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Transit van, with enhanced front bumpers, previous owner was a circus clown, comes with big top. Lovely to drive, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you in her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Transit van, with enhanced front bumpers, previous owner was a circus clown, comes with big top. Lovely to drive, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you in her.

Funny as fuck .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vintage 1956 model ..modified for unleaded .. Fairly good condition .. One previous owner but since been used as a demonstration model .. Great on hill climbs .. Goes down well as well as up again ... Very reliable . may need a slightly wider garage than normal.. All reasonable offers considered .. Also prepared to consider some unreasonable ones too

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

This rather unique one-off, 1977 model comes with a full service history. This is the comfort, not speed model, but certainly not dull.

Low mileage for age, and limited previous owners, although has had a few thrashings on various expeditions.

Some bodywork imperfections, but overall in not bad shape for the year.

Comes with interesting accessories.

Can be prone to leakage on some journeys, but nothing unmanageable.

Reliable, and fun, although can be difficult to stop when she gets going. Be prepared for one hell of a ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1963 , good reliable runner, gear stick a little stiff at times, needs a firm hand . A good old off roader . Likes to get dirty from time to time and the odd long steady ride . Will need a thrashing to clear carbs .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1968 Baghdad taxi. Several former keepers none of which took any care service well over due mot expired. Free to good home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1968 Baghdad taxi. Several former keepers none of which took any care service well over due mot expired. Free to good home "

very.good

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Veteran (could even qualify as vintage)

Bodywork not in bad nick but white paintwork has gone a bit brown and shows marks from a couple of repairs. Engine still running but has also had some repair work and oil pressure needs a little attention. Also the twin air filters are a bit clogged up.

At times performance can be a bit erratic but have found that adding a large brandy or bottle of good Rioja to the fuel mix gives a good boost all round.

Nearly finished up on the scrapyard last year but a good team of mechanics soon got us back on the road.

With a bit of care and regular blow jobs on the tyres, (WHAT ELSE WERE YOU THINKING?) there will hopefully be a few more years of regular misuse left.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"1968 Baghdad taxi. Several former keepers none of which took any care service well over due mot expired. Free to good home

very.good"

Does that mean your my new keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1957 Black Country Special.

Can only be started by hand.

Problem with emissions if you put dodgy fuel in.

Quite economical, will go all night on 3 pints of Tribute.

Bostin old banger

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"1962 model twin airbags and great sound system. Bodywork needs TLC. Dual fuel. Open to offers

so are you putting in an offer. I can throw in full dervice history

If you was nearer I'd love to come and have a viewing. Maybe a test drive lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 vintage models or rather ageing wrecks. To be sold / given away as a pair to whomever will take them and can afford the high maintenence and running costs.

(Her) Full service and MOT history. Low mileage by (mainly) careful, mature male drivers. One major repair has left it's mark on the body work. With the right handling the engine still purrs but won't win any races. Nicely inflated spare tyre and large bumper. Model was before its time with generous fitted airbags.

(Him) Despite the high mileage on the clock, still runs better than younger models most (well some) days

Much more of a performance vehicle with associated marks on the body work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1968 Baghdad taxi. Several former keepers none of which took any care service well over due mot expired. Free to good home

very.good

Does that mean your my new keeper

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lol haven't signed on the.dotted line

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1983 retro style. It runs well and is very dependable. Had a couple of not so careful owners so would be best suited to an enthusiast keen to encourage her back to her former glory.

Solid exterior and sumptious leather seats inside with a well rounded boot.

Surprisingly low milage and is capable of both a gentle purr and a hearty roar when on the open road

All sensible offers considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1965 classic, body work shot but reliable. Designed for ride comfort not speed. Runs on unleaded Guinness only but this causes emissions issues day after fill up. Sometimes requires oral jump start. Ability to float in water in short squirts or the odd gush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump ...er cars

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