FabSwingers.com forum: Well i am sad to say

By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

Hell's bells and buckets of blood

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's only June!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwe, I thought this was gunna be another "I'm leaving" thread!

*puts violin back in case.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Awwwwwe, I thought this was gunna be another "I'm leaving" thread!

*puts violin back in case.

it still needs to be out! Poor guy is a 2015 virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwwwe, I thought this was gunna be another "I'm leaving" thread!

*puts violin back in case.

it still needs to be out! Poor guy is a 2015 virgin

*plays a wee sad tune, then.

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

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contrary to what most imagine im like I too have spent all this year celibate........soon to be remedied next week though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been celibate since last summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I celibate here, celibate there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to say....I'm not

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'm a 20/06/15 virgin, i may lose it in a few hours or by 16:00, one things for sure.....i won't be a 21/06/15 virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by this post? Yep...2015's looking like it could be one to forget for you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

likewise

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Less talk, more action - do something about it. Or donate your cock for recycling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I've been celibate for the entirety of June

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Oh wait... No I haven't. Ah well maybe next month.

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

contrary to what most imagine im like I too have spent all this year celibate........soon to be remedied next week though....

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well at least it will be more enjoyable after a long dry spell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

Same here

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I've been celibate since last saturday.....

#humblebrag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

contrary to what most imagine im like I too have spent all this year celibate........soon to be remedied next week though....

well at least it will be more enjoyable after a long dry spell lol"

thats not a long dry spell, lol. I did 10 bloody years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a June Virgin

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

well that would be a 1/4 size, smallest we do. although we do have some violin key rings that are smaller, and some earrings too.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

well that would be a 1/4 size, smallest we do. although we do have some violin key rings that are smaller, and some earrings too.

You can choose the size depending on how sorry you feel for me

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

I haven't played with anyone from fab/ in a club since last year either....

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Well I haven't had a shag this year either....

I will get one after...

I get a job, I start to exercise and lose my belly, generally get my life together.

I'm not depressed or such, just priorities. I have a right hand, or if I feel like something different, a left hand

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

And I thought I was on poor form with being able to count on one hand how may times I had sex this year! Thank god for last night!

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

well that would be a 1/4 size, smallest we do. although we do have some violin key rings that are smaller, and some earrings too.

You can choose the size depending on how sorry you feel for me

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I don't think they do a violin small enough for how sorry I feel for you lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

well that would be a 1/4 size, smallest we do. although we do have some violin key rings that are smaller, and some earrings too.

You can choose the size depending on how sorry you feel for me

I don't think they do a violin small enough for how sorry I feel for you lol"

Awwww you aren't even trying to feel sorry for me

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

Some people have all the luck! I gotta wait for I dunno how long before I get my intake! Ooh I want to cry now

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

Some people have all the luck! I gotta wait for I dunno how long before I get my intake! Ooh I want to cry now

Don't cry! It's only sex......

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

Some people have all the luck! I gotta wait for I dunno how long before I get my intake! Ooh I want to cry now

Don't cry! It's only sex......

Sex...I'm gonna have to use my rabbit tonight as Him has my wand... now that's what I want to cry about lol DG x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I haven't had sex since last night...... I need the smallest violin in the world to play just for me please

Some people have all the luck! I gotta wait for I dunno how long before I get my intake! Ooh I want to cry now

Don't cry! It's only sex......

Sex...I'm gonna have to use my rabbit tonight as Him has my wand... now that's what I want to cry about lol DG x

No wand? Now I want to cry for you

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire, Glasgow

"I've been celibate for the entirety of June"

Me too..........but soon to be remedied!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

4 weeks today for me, but oh so fresh in the mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it has been about 12 years for me

Did I say years? ?

I meant hours....12 hours

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

But yay gonna have me some group fun on Tuesday its like riding a bike or falling off a horse you never forget how and climb straight back in the saddle...yeeeeee haaa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been a Virgin since Thursday if that's any good

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By *r adonisMan
over a year ago

stoke

Sad to say I'm still unverified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a June Virgin

Me too darling.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

Awwww I'd shag you if you were closer lol

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

I'm looking to change my luck at Swingfields -fingers crossed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all a bunch of fckn posers!!

*reaches for dreaded black book

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"I celibate here, celibate there......

I've been celibate since 7 o'clock !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all a bunch of fckn posers!!

*reaches for dreaded black book

Is that to scribble our names out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a June Virgin

Me too darling.

Thank goodness for chocolate and cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a June Virgin

Me too darling.

Thank goodness for chocolate and cakes "

...and wine!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm nowhere near reaching my target for this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nowhere near reaching my target for this year.

you have a target, how efficient, lol

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"That so far in 2015 I am a virgin

will I go a whole year without a shag

Awwww I'd shag you if you were closer lol

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Well thank you for that

why cant you live closer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nowhere near reaching my target for this year.

Are you on a performance bonus?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm nowhere near reaching my target for this year.

you have a target, how efficient, lol"

I am falling well short of my KPIs too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nowhere near reaching my target for this year.

you have a target, how efficient, lol

I am falling well short of my KPIs too.

Well if you ever need a hand boosting the numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to say....I'm not

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Yep.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I was a 2015 virgin til last night! Stay strong, there is hope

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