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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok drinks are on me whats your tiple

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Toffee vodka please and a beer to follow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for me. I'm out with the family,they're all nicely d*unk and I'm designated driver. I'm a bit bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka lemonade please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So that's a toffee vod and a pint

A glass of for the bored 1

And a vod lemo for the so sexy at the end coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double rum and . Morgan's spiced. No ice. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large JD and please xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Sex on the beach please, with proper fresh orange juice, none of this squash/cordial business!

Gratitude

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Double rum and . Morgan's spiced. No ice. Thank you. "

On its way

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are we in a hot tub?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Large JD and please xx

A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we in a hot tub?

Is it ok that I haven't shaved my legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kick in the balls please barman

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex on the beach please, with proper fresh orange juice, none of this squash/cordial business!

Gratitude

I'm not sure if they will be up for it have you mailed them

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Peroni for me and a wine for the next lady to grace the bar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large JD and please xx

A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you

Gin & tonic please Mr Blade

With ice and lemon

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Are we in a hot tub?

Is it ok that I haven't shaved my legs? "

What still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baileys as a night cap please! Early night for me! Reminds me of Lion - remember him?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Are we in a hot tub?

Is it ok that I haven't shaved my legs? "

Nor have I.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A kick in the balls please barman

Stand bloody still then it's a small target

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine spritzers (medium) in a pint glass please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A baileys as a night cap please! Early night for me! Reminds me of Lion - remember him?

So rings a bell

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Fireball whisky & apple juice please, no ice. And one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double rum and . Morgan's spiced. No ice. Thank you. "

Perfect

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Sex on the beach please, with proper fresh orange juice, none of this squash/cordial business!

Gratitude

I'm not sure if they will be up for it have you mailed them

I haven't!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Large JD and please xx

A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you

Gin & tonic please Mr Blade

With ice and lemon

1 g and t for mss socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kick in the balls please barman

Stand bloody still then it's a small target

Lol

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sex on the beach please, with proper fresh orange juice, none of this squash/cordial business!

Gratitude

I'm not sure if they will be up for it have you mailed them

I haven't!

You never no your luke

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fireball whisky & apple juice please, no ice. And one for yourself "

Surely not 1 of my balls

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A purple rain please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kick in the balls please barman

Stand bloody still then it's a small target

Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail

2 shots vodka

2 shots tequila

2 shots J D

i2 shots rum

2 shots lemon juice

Shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barefoot zinfandel plz x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Vodka and diet , if it's pepsi I'll have a touch of lime and lemonade please .

Have got my ppi sorted according to my doctor thanks anyway

Jo x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A kick in the balls please barman

Stand bloody still then it's a small target

Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail

2 shots vodka

2 shots tequila

2 shots J D

i2 shots rum

2 shots lemon juice

Shaken not stirred

Ok might give that a go myself......cheers dude

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Gimme something that'll make me chill out

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Barefoot zinfandel plz x"

Ok your taking the mic now. Is there a publican in the room to help me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a lime and soda please, as girls night out tomorrow night.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gimme something that'll make me chill out

Ok open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kick in the balls please barman

Stand bloody still then it's a small target

Should be easy enough they drag along the ground these days....actually it's a Cocktail

2 shots vodka

2 shots tequila

2 shots J D

i2 shots rum

2 shots lemon juice

Shaken not stirred

Ok might give that a go myself......cheers dude"

Fookin lethal but thought it might be up your street

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Vodka and diet , if it's pepsi I'll have a touch of lime and lemonade please .

Have got my ppi sorted according to my doctor thanks anyway

Jo x"

Gowd blown out again eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horlicks for me please.

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

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please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Horlicks for me please."

Sorry only got coco

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Publican here , but I have no fucking idea so sorry about that .

Jo x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Publican here , but I have no fucking idea so sorry about that .

Jo x"

Damn you was my only hope

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Bitter or mild is the best you can get from me .

Jo x

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bitter or mild is the best you can get from me .

Jo x"

I make it you sell it....works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just a lime and soda please, as girls night out tomorrow night.

Sorry its late I just can't get the staff ask jo its murder

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!"

Passes the bottle

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Don't do cocktails sorry

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Don't do cocktails sorry"

Don't blame you bloody fussy lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!

Passes the bottle

Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have my usual please boss...

Sailor Jerry's &

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!

Passes the bottle

Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey

Well errr hmmmm yes I think I possibly am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large JD and please xx

A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you

Gin & tonic please Mr Blade

With ice and lemon

1 g and t for mss socks "

Any chance of another? ? That one barely touched the sides

Make it a double please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have my usual please boss...

Sailor Jerry's &

Well hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!

Passes the bottle

Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey

Well errr hmmmm yes I think I possibly am

Cheeky

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sooo I'm a wee bit merry already

should I have another vino or a coffee?!

Passes the bottle

Are you taking advantage of me Mr Bladey

Well errr hmmmm yes I think I possibly am

Cheeky

Wonders how far Berkshire is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ok drinks are on me whats your tiple"

Pinot Grigio please!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Large JD and please xx

A woman with taste good choice I think I'll join you

Gin & tonic please Mr Blade

With ice and lemon

1 g and t for mss socks

Any chance of another? ? That one barely touched the sides

Make it a double please

There you go a triple

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok drinks are on me whats your tiple

Pinot Grigio please!

Your trying to confuse me aren't you

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ok drinks are on me whats your tiple

Pinot Grigio please!

Your trying to confuse me aren't you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x"

Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Gate crash

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gate crash "

Damn right

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

And who's the bird after ' penis gracious ' ?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x

Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up

Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue after shock with cola,ice & piece of lemon. Please

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Gimme something that'll make me chill out

Ok open wide

*opens mouth* ahhh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Barman im still waiting for mine

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x

Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up

Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it

You had me at oi

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"And who's the bird after ' penis gracious ' ?

Jo x"

Stop number 2

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Barman im still waiting for mine "

Sorry vods didn't see you there x

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Shouldn't have tapped your money on the bar , that wasn't money jesus those nipples rings are heavy

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we in a hot tub?

Is it ok that I haven't shaved my legs?

What still

I'll get around to it as soon as someone puts in a complaint

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And who's the bird after ' penis gracious ' ?

Jo x

Stop number 2

Gasping now!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Shouldn't have tapped your money on the bar , that wasn't money jesus those nipples rings are heavy

Jo x"

I hadn't noticed

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"And who's the bird after ' penis gracious ' ?

Jo x

Stop number 2

Gasping now!!

Not as much as me

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Blue after shock with cola,ice & piece of lemon. Please

How rude of me. There you go 1 blue thingy

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Blue after shock with cola,ice & piece of lemon. Please

How rude of me. There you go 1 blue thingy

Get the lass served and sharpish

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Is gasping the same as gaping ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And who's the bird after ' penis gracious ' ?

Jo x

Stop number 2

Gasping now!!

I do like the'penis' well chilled btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue after shock with cola,ice & piece of lemon. Please

How rude of me. There you go 1 blue thingy

Thank you! Dont that bottle too far..I drink fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x

Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up

Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it

You had me at oi

You appear to have a rush on, would you like a hand......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to catch up with a Jager bomb if it a long session - cheers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to catch up with a Jager bomb if it a long session - cheers x"

Oooh it could get messy

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Berkshire !!!

you have to pass Nottingham to get there and it sounds like you need a real barmaid with you ...

Jo x

Should we ask her 1st do you think or just turn up

Oi I've tended bar before & I was good at it

You had me at oi

You appear to have a rush on, would you like a hand......"

I thought you'd never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a mojito please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is gasping the same as gaping ?

We live in hope

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll have a mojito please

Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to catch up with a Jager bomb if it a long session - cheers x

Oooh it could get messy

Join me with another one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching eh.....perv

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Um I think I'll have a shot of Talisker single malt please

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Watching eh.....perv

A gent by any other name

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Um I think I'll have a shot of Talisker single malt please

2 secs just watching the show

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over a year ago

"I'll have a mojito please

Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch "

My all time fave cocktail ~ I make a mean mojito, coming right up.

Bladey we're gonna need more ice!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Classy ladee , when you said give me a hand I didn't mean like that !!!

But I think we could make a fortune as a side show .

Jo x

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over a year ago

"I need to catch up with a Jager bomb if it a long session - cheers x

Oooh it could get messy

Join me with another one x"

I would my lovely but I'm working now!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll have a mojito please

Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch

My all time fave cocktail ~ I make a mean mojito, coming right up.

Bladey we're gonna need more ice!"

Yes dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a mojito please

Classy will sort you out I'll sit back and watch

My all time fave cocktail ~ I make a mean mojito, coming right up.

Bladey we're gonna need more ice!"

No worries I've got freezer draw full

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By *angerpointCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Oooh mines a white wine please and the hubby is driving so he will have a shandy. Xxx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooh mines a white wine please and the hubby is driving so he will have a shandy. Xxx"

Ladys I'll serve this 1

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'll do the wine for the lady you do the hand shandy for the hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll do the wine for the lady you do the hand shandy for the hubby "

On ya bike

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Not as slow as the staff .....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just because when you said open up .....

We didn't realise you meant the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view "

Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classy ladee , when you said give me a hand I didn't mean like that !!!

But I think we could make a fortune as a side show .

Jo x"

Hahahaha I'm muti tasking

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just because when you said open up .....

We didn't realise you meant the bar "

Don't worry its almost closing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view "

stick around for the legendary bar dance later...;-)

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view

Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening???

Isn't it always the same , we are working our cute little arses off and he's swanning around trying to pull everything in sight .

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

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Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view

Meant YOU actually...the girls are run off their slingbacks and you're swannying around. Any bar snacks this evening???

Excuse me I've had my hands full all night not saying what they have been full of but its been hell

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

Sipsmith's Summer Cup please mmmmm

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooh, may I have a Hendricks and tonic with lots of ice and cucumber.

Pretty please

please could you make mine a large Hendricks the same as Boldgirl -thank you Blade

Anything you say

Large Hendricks for me too barman....and you'd better top up the ladies too while you're at it. Service is a bit slow tonight!

Wonderd when you'd turn up hope you like the staff bit slow maybe but what a view

stick around for the legendary bar dance later...;-)"

I wouldn't miss it

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By *ig Ted 66Man
over a year ago

Hinckley

What Real Ales have we got on tonight Fire Blade ?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Only the best marstons pedigree and flat bass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late to the party but a Quager over crushed ice and topped up with vanilla please barkeep

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