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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I sleep mainly

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By *r reliable cardiffMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If it's sunny you can quite often see your reflection in the side window of the car next to you. By discretely moving your hand into different positions, it appears your reflection is massaging breasts/ stroking thighs/ wanking someone off!! Me an the boys have had some hilarious drives to work lately

beats playing I spy!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I just tend to whiz above the traffic on my magic flying carpet. It saves so much time.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I play a game of spot a cool car ahead and try and beat it in the queue. If it gets to a bridge or something before me he wins, if I overtake him, his car explodes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself! "

What is the number plate game?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?"

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I play a game of spot a cool car ahead and try and beat it in the queue. If it gets to a bridge or something before me he wins, if I overtake him, his car explodes. "

I do that too. Lost loads of times yesterday.

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I always have my rabbit in the car just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence. "

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better. "

That sounds complicated to little old me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I sing at the top of my voice, usually out of tune, and pretend no one is looking on in disgust.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I play a game of spot a cool car ahead and try and beat it in the queue. If it gets to a bridge or something before me he wins, if I overtake him, his car explodes. "

*trades cool car in for Lada Riva 1.2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth."

I'd not have got that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!"

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?"

Frock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?

Frock?

Flicking, fracking

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?

Frock?

Flicking, fracking

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both too good for me. I be been racking my brains

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?

Frock?

Flicking, fracking

Frolicking firecrackers woman, don't frack with your flicking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On long tedious journeys sitting traffic what do you do to keep you occupied.

The m25 and m40 have been horrible to me this evening.

I resorted to playing the number plate game with myself!

What is the number plate game?

Take the last 3 letters of the number plate and make it into a random sentence.

When I'm walking to work, any cars I pass I have to make a word with the last three letters & they have to be in the same order the letters are in. The longer the word the better.

That sounds complicated to little old me.

Not really!! Car outside has letters NZE. Word I thought of first was Nazareth.

I'd not have got that!

So, the letters FCK what word would you come up with?

Frock?

Flicking, fracking

Frolicking firecrackers woman, don't frack with your flicking.

Show off!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

How the hell did you discover this feature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty dangerous place to sit...you might get run over. Prefer a nice armchair myself...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

How the hell did you discover this feature!"

The menu says media player so I put some photos on the USB stick that has my music and sure enough they come up and run as a slideshow when stationary. When the car moves a warning comes up telling you the feature is disabled for safety and it remains on the last picture.

I haven't actually tried a film clip yet but the manual suggests that this is possible.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Mine wouldn't

it'd be filled with sex stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade."

Well, being me, I'm not entirely happy with it. I was happy having my CDs in the car. They play everything in the order on the CD. The car will only play USB and bluetooth things. The USB stick puts everything into alphabetical order, which is confusing for some of my albums.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

Surely you can reorganise it on a computer to play as you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

"
yeah but no scratched CD's any more.

And it's cool technology

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

I also hate this . How ridiculous to automatically put things in alphabetical order

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

Surely you can reorganise it on a computer to play as you want?"

I keep being told this. I didn't even know how to put them on the USB stick.

Now that they are there that's where they are!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I also hate this . How ridiculous to automatically put things in alphabetical order "

I haven't dared play War of the Worlds in the car yet. Richard Burton will be all out of order.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"If only I could play porn at the same time as I was driving I'd be sorted

You can in my car, sort of. If it's stationary it will play short films or a photo slideshow.

What kind of car is that?

cause I'd just put loads of hardcore shit on it

It's just a Corsa. I don't like porn so my car will remain a sex free zone.

Wow corsa has this technology?!. I Need an upgrade.

Surely you can reorganise it on a computer to play as you want?

I keep being told this. I didn't even know how to put them on the USB stick.

Now that they are there that's where they are!"

surely theres someone round you who knows how?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

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I also hate this . How ridiculous to automatically put things in alphabetical order

I haven't dared play War of the Worlds in the car yet. Richard Burton will be all out of order.

You may have to create a seperate folder for each album (name the folder as the title of the album), rather than putting all the individual tracks on to the root of the usb stick

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