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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mmmmm!

A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.

Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!

If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??

( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i giggled

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Id be a ganja plant as Im so laid back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i giggled "

Have told him to keep her watered and she might get lonely.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Id be a ganja plant as Im so laid back"

Could be the same, though there are different varieties etc, so maybe I'd be Passion Queen.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Id be a ganja plant as Im so laid back

Could be the same, though there are different varieties etc, so maybe I'd be Passion Queen."

Im not fussy which one I'd be.

See, told you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id be a ganja plant as Im so laid back

Could be the same, though there are different varieties etc, so maybe I'd be Passion Queen.

Im not fussy which one I'd be.

See, told you."

Very laid back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus , sit on me and your arse is gonna be sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol i giggled

Have told him to keep her watered and she might get lonely. "

Looked on line. They like to be kept moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch Bonnet....cos I'll get you all hot n sweaty!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Keep your carniverous plants in rain water and don't feed fertilisers. Some will grow outdoors here and I've had some lovely ones here. Had a pitcher plant that lived in a bed of water but a blackbird used to yank it out of its way, when it was looking for mud, 2 years in a row. Last time I wasn't around and it dried out.

Otherwise, I'm easy too and maybe should be a Passion Flower - passiflora. Treated well, they'll come to fruition and your senses will be fully delighted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scotch Bonnet....cos I'll get you all hot n sweaty! "

Would you burn my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmmmm!

A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.

Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!

If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??

( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! ) "

Red hot poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotch Bonnet....cos I'll get you all hot n sweaty!

Would you burn my mouth? "

Sure could.....but don't worry I'd put that fire out with my hose

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Peyote cactus...

Funnily enough there's one in my kitchen window waiting for my 50th b'day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peyote cactus...

Funnily enough there's one in my kitchen window waiting for my 50th b'day..."

50th ? Why ?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"mmmmm!

A guy in the office has purchased a Venus fly trap plant and called its V......... My first name.

Why ? Because it's a meat eater !!!You,ll be putting any spiders out of business just think no more cobwebs..

If you were a plant. What would you be and why ??

( considering reporting said bloke to HR ! ) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pansy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think I'd be an Aconite plant.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I was once compared to a cactus. Prickly on the outside, soft and fuzzy on the inside.

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