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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhh

Been to see the new "paranormal 2" at the flicks and christ !!!

scared shitless would be an apt description of me and my mate. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo hate things that put the willys up me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we was gonna see "vampires suck" and changed our minds...

Wish we had seen the thing now

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Paranormal 1 sh*t me up...not normally a scaredy cat....is this one worse??

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Paranormal 1 sh*t me up...not normally a scaredy cat....is this one worse??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didnt see the first one but my mate had and she was scared shitless along with me.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i didnt get paranormal activity - was too blair witchy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen either of the films, but do like scary films...very few scare me though so will see if these ones do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boys have been to see it and said it was very scary. I have seen the first Paranormal and was very scared. Darent look towards my bedroom door in the middle of the night because of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People with bad hearts should stay away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to see Vampire sucks, and its not exactly a great film.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"My boys have been to see it and said it was very scary. I have seen the first Paranormal and was very scared. Darent look towards my bedroom door in the middle of the night because of this "

I missed the last 2 mins of Paranormal activity!! My knees came up so fast to my face...OMG....Scarey is not the word...will need a good macho man to take me to see No 2....any takers???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhhh

you so gonna love two then

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Ohhhhhhhhhh

you so gonna love two then

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

Really??? Scared already!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo hate things that put the willys up me... "

quite like a willy up me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo yeah I can see this can become beneficial for us ladies. I would like to go and see Paranormal Activity 2, but Im scared of ghosts so need a big sexy guy to take me, and if he takes care of me, hugs me when im scared, lets me put my head in his lap when the really scary bits come on, ill show you how grateful I can be

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Ooo yeah I can see this can become beneficial for us ladies. I would like to go and see Paranormal Activity 2, but Im scared of ghosts so need a big sexy guy to take me, and if he takes care of me, hugs me when im scared, lets me put my head in his lap when the really scary bits come on, ill show you how grateful I can be "

I was thinking along the same lines, which shows this may be beneficial for all parties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OOOOOooooooo

Not in the premier seats purlease

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

It's a film, calm down.

If you really wanted something to scare the crap out of you check this out.

Last week I was house-sitting for my parents again. I was in the loft conversion, using the PC, my dog was at my feet, the room door was open. I thought I heard someone moving about downstairs, which happens all the time, I'm used to it. Now whatever bangs about, runs up and down the hall, shuts doors etc in that house, keeps itself to itself, it doesn't bother me.

If I'm upstairs and the row gets too much, I yell at it to STFU and things settle down. The noise is always downstairs when I'm upstairs, although my Mum says she hears footsteps up and down the stairs at night.

Anyway,last week, I'm sure someone else is in the house, but I don't shout, because if it's a burglar, I want the edge on him. I slide round on the chair and look down the stairwell, the dog has flattened ears, looking down there too. I can definitely hear someone coming up the stairs, the creaks, and I'm ready for them, they are going to get a bigger fright than me! But then the door up into that room creaks as someone passes it....right in front of my eyes. The stairs creak one by one as someone is coming up, and I can hear material swishing against the sides of the walls. By this time, I'm not quite so tough.

I looked at the dog, she's growling and watching "it" come up the stairs. I then had a Scooby Doo moment, looked at the pooch, she looked at me, and we were both heading past "it" racing for the door. You think I'm going to pay good money to go to the cinema to watch special effects when I can have the shit scared out of me for free?

Of course, the worst thing is when you wake up in the small hours and lie there wondering what's woken you, everything is still and quiet.....or is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thing about the first film was the end credits :P

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"It's a film, calm down.

If you really wanted something to scare the crap out of you check this out.

Last week I was house-sitting for my parents again. I was in the loft conversion, using the PC, my dog was at my feet, the room door was open. I thought I heard someone moving about downstairs, which happens all the time, I'm used to it. Now whatever bangs about, runs up and down the hall, shuts doors etc in that house, keeps itself to itself, it doesn't bother me.

If I'm upstairs and the row gets too much, I yell at it to STFU and things settle down. The noise is always downstairs when I'm upstairs, although my Mum says she hears footsteps up and down the stairs at night.

Anyway,last week, I'm sure someone else is in the house, but I don't shout, because if it's a burglar, I want the edge on him. I slide round on the chair and look down the stairwell, the dog has flattened ears, looking down there too. I can definitely hear someone coming up the stairs, the creaks, and I'm ready for them, they are going to get a bigger fright than me! But then the door up into that room creaks as someone passes it....right in front of my eyes. The stairs creak one by one as someone is coming up, and I can hear material swishing against the sides of the walls. By this time, I'm not quite so tough.

I looked at the dog, she's growling and watching "it" come up the stairs. I then had a Scooby Doo moment, looked at the pooch, she looked at me, and we were both heading past "it" racing for the door. You think I'm going to pay good money to go to the cinema to watch special effects when I can have the shit scared out of me for free?

Of course, the worst thing is when you wake up in the small hours and lie there wondering what's woken you, everything is still and quiet.....or is it? "

I sooo would have cacked my pants.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

In the spirit of scooby doo I believe the term jeepers! or zoiks! is appropriate

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"In the spirit of scooby doo I believe the term jeepers! or zoiks! is appropriate "
now why did i think of Stephen Fry when i read that comment?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In the spirit of scooby doo I believe the term jeepers! or zoiks! is appropriate now why did i think of Stephen Fry when i read that comment? "

Because I have a similar wit and intelligence?

Or because you think I'm fugly?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"In the spirit of scooby doo I believe the term jeepers! or zoiks! is appropriate now why did i think of Stephen Fry when i read that comment?

Because I have a similar wit and intelligence?

Or because you think I'm fugly?"
well tbh im not sure thats why i asked....it just sounds like something he would say....well if you do look a like he must have a rather cute bottom

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"In the spirit of scooby doo I believe the term jeepers! or zoiks! is appropriate now why did i think of Stephen Fry when i read that comment?

Because I have a similar wit and intelligence?

Or because you think I'm fugly?well tbh im not sure thats why i asked....it just sounds like something he would say....well if you do look a like he must have a rather cute bottom "

I believe his bottom is in tatters (public boarding school education) but thanks for the compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a film, calm down.

If you really wanted something to scare the crap out of you check this out.

Last week I was house-sitting for my parents again. I was in the loft conversion, using the PC, my dog was at my feet, the room door was open. I thought I heard someone moving about downstairs, which happens all the time, I'm used to it. Now whatever bangs about, runs up and down the hall, shuts doors etc in that house, keeps itself to itself, it doesn't bother me.

If I'm upstairs and the row gets too much, I yell at it to STFU and things settle down. The noise is always downstairs when I'm upstairs, although my Mum says she hears footsteps up and down the stairs at night.

Anyway,last week, I'm sure someone else is in the house, but I don't shout, because if it's a burglar, I want the edge on him. I slide round on the chair and look down the stairwell, the dog has flattened ears, looking down there too. I can definitely hear someone coming up the stairs, the creaks, and I'm ready for them, they are going to get a bigger fright than me! But then the door up into that room creaks as someone passes it....right in front of my eyes. The stairs creak one by one as someone is coming up, and I can hear material swishing against the sides of the walls. By this time, I'm not quite so tough.

I looked at the dog, she's growling and watching "it" come up the stairs. I then had a Scooby Doo moment, looked at the pooch, she looked at me, and we were both heading past "it" racing for the door. You think I'm going to pay good money to go to the cinema to watch special effects when I can have the shit scared out of me for free?

Of course, the worst thing is when you wake up in the small hours and lie there wondering what's woken you, everything is still and quiet.....or is it? "

Now thats my cup'o'tea would love to spend the night in a real haunted house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff "
you need a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff you need a massage "

or to take more time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff you need a massage

or to take more time "
humping can take a long time ya know

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff you need a massage

or to take more time humping can take a long time ya know "

if you're lucky

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff you need a massage

or to take more time humping can take a long time ya know

if you're lucky "
and you choose wisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff "
me too. I just looked at your profile grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao

why grrrrr

you miles and miles away and i aint keen on sailors even if they have nice masts

And yerrrrrrrrr i need a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've seen the first one loads of times and didn't bother me and seen the one with different endings so it seems ill have to go watch this one as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont like things that jump out at ya and they did....real loud too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"The only thing creaking in my house is me after all the bloody humping around i been doing.

Im all stiff you need a massage

or to take more time humping can take a long time ya know

if you're lucky and you choose wisely "

always do honey, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

why grrrrr

you miles and miles away and i aint keen on sailors even if they have nice masts

And yerrrrrrrrr i need a massage "
i'm not a sailor hunny although i wouldn't mind steaming into your harbour hehehe the grrrrrr was just the animal in me expressing frustration. i like your amazing breasts thats all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why thank you kind sir...

Oh and pic wise...

This wed im gonna watch a kiddies 3d film. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why thank you kind sir...

Oh and pic wise...

This wed im gonna watch a kiddies 3d film. lmao "
i ALWAYS pick wise peaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FFS be nice, damned near cacked meself then!!!!!

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