FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most embarrassing thing....

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...you've ever had to buy for someone else?

I consider myself a modern guy.

In the past I've been happy to chuck stuff in the basket for partners/family - tampons, lube, preparation H, thrush cream etc. I've had open discussions with shop staff in Ann Summers about the relative merits of various butt plugs. I've happily strolled out of sex shops with all manner of floggers, restraints and general kinky shit.

I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!

So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?

Because yes. I confess.

I've just been to Asda.

And bought THAT friggin book.

I'll never be able to shop there again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you used the self service check out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the book?

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hope you used the self service check out

Fuck.

Why didn't I think of that.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What's the book?

Don't ask Popeye - don't ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the book?

Don't ask Popeye - don't ask.

Well, i don't know what book you're on about. I genuinely don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?

I consider myself a modern guy.

I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!

So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?

Because yes. I confess.

I've just been to Asda.

And bought THAT friggin book.

I'll never be able to shop there again.

I would be embarrassed if I had to go to Asda too.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hope you used the self service check out

Fuck.

Why didn't I think of that.

And didn't use a debit card.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Hope you used the self service check out

Fuck.

Why didn't I think of that.

And didn't use a debit card."

I paid cash.

Untraceable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just download it from Amazon to your kindle or smartphone

You can read whatever you want and no one knows what it is because there's no embarrassing cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a Jeffrey Archer novel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey. .

The new book about Christian grey

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

When the cashier gave you your change and said Thank you Sir

How many shades of red did you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's the book im thinking about then there was no need to buy it. It's the same as the first one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grey. .

The new book about Christian grey "

Who's Christian Grey?

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?

I consider myself a modern guy.

I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!

So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?

Because yes. I confess.

I've just been to Asda.

And bought THAT friggin book.

I'll never be able to shop there again.

All water of a ducks back now.

Buying a T Rex album for a gf was pretty bad though.

I still get flashbacks, and have counselling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs. Another one has come out already?

#facepalm

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!

all that respect i had for you...... gone.... tut tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you've ever had to buy for someone else?

I consider myself a modern guy.

I even once bought a Cliff Richard CD FFS!!

So why today dos I consider donning a wig, dark glasses and a fake nose for a certain purchase (note - not for me!!!!)?

Because yes. I confess.

I've just been to Asda.

And bought THAT friggin book.

I'll never be able to shop there again.

Ya know. .. I liked your threads and posts

Until now....going to have to reconsider

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When the cashier gave you your change and said Thank you Sir

How many shades of red did you go?"

Even the "It's for the Mrs!!" plea seemed to go unheard.

She owes me big time!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc"

asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....

and man him hand in the man card as well....

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc

asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....

and man him hand in the man card as well....

It's still in the bag.

Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!

I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.

As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day

You win!!!!

Waaaaaaaaay more embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago. I was at a well known chemist

Purchasing the morning after pill. Long story

When I got a text from a play friend saying. Love the boots.

He was in the store too ( not purchasing the pill )

Buying headache tablets

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Racking my brains to think of anything I might have bought which could be more embarrassing but I can't - you win - that is by far the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought an ex the latest manchester united shirt... id have had more satisfaction just burning the money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had to go into the Sunderland AFC club shop (shudders!) to buy my nephew a footy shirt,It scarred me for life and I still get Flashbacks to this day

You win!!!!

Waaaaaaaaay more embarrassing!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc

asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....

and man him hand in the man card as well....

It's still in the bag.

Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!

I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.

As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.

So that's highly likely then.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc

asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....

and man him hand in the man card as well....

It's still in the bag.

Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!

I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.

As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.

So that's highly likely then.

You know those 50 challenges you're doing?

Just thought of one.

Involves two marrows!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I hate to make your embarrassment worse, but you do realise that your checkout operator will now have claimed, and won, Asda's "Strangest gift bought for Father's Day" sweepstake.

Please tell me the latest one doesn't feature his slightly effeminate brother, Christian Ghey?

Mr ddc

asda must have security film.... can we get it blown up into a big poster....

and man him hand in the man card as well....

It's still in the bag.

Not sure about cctv but the security point - you know the one where some old guy/spotty teenager zooms in on women bending down in short skirts - is currently manned by a cardboard 'Christian Grey'!

I've debated numerous times whether they'd notice if I graffitied it with something amusing.

As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.

So that's highly likely then.

You know those 50 challenges you're doing?

Just thought of one.

Involves two marrows!

Stuffed marrows eh? I was given some lube for my birthday so you'll be fine as I stuff them into you.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Roland Rat: The Album

(I was 7 or 8)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for the book? I'm as likely to read it as I am to insert a marrow up my chuff.*

* An Asda spokesperson commented today that sales of marrows far exceeded their usual number at this time of year. One gentleman bought a book at the same time - we assume he wanted to try out a new recipe for stuffed marrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more embarrassed about shopping in Asda than buying a book. Who cares?!

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