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Toilet roll ettiquette.

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Which way is the right way to mount a toilet roll in the holder?

Coming over the top and down the front or hanging down the back against the wall

If you`ve got VIP`s coming, do you do that pointy first sheet bit or do you simply hang your squares of the Daily Mirror on the nail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hanging OUT OUT OUT ! I hate it if its down the wall side, and the pointy thing is ok for hotels but would not do it at home wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to pretentious dahlink! he he he

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By *on-bazCouple
over a year ago

rushden

For me it's got to hang down back against the wall - ALWAYS lol and if it's not that way, I have to change it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres no right or wrong. but the BEST way is facing out, nothing wrong with a nice folded point either

A knitted doll to cover the loo rolls now that's crazy talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my book the loo roll must hang at the front...thereby making sure it doesn't wipe down the wall before I have to use it

Squares of Daily Mirror are fine...but must all be cut into matching sized squares and hung from a decent piece of string and not an old used shoe lace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hanging OUT OUT OUT ! I hate it if its down the wall side, and the pointy thing is ok for hotels but would not do it at home wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to pretentious dahlink! he he he "

I don't see my loo roll as art! I am so far away from being pretentious but sometimes like to fold the corners in, just for kicks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres no right or wrong. but the BEST way is facing out, nothing wrong with a nice folded point either

A knitted doll to cover the loo rolls now that's crazy talk "

HEY dont dis the crochet dolly toiletroll holders! they is well classy!

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By *ouch PotatoMan
over a year ago

nationwide.

The paper should hand down towards the front. And if you want to be posh fold the corners in to form a point like the bottom of a mans tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over the top and fold the two corners into an arrow shape to make it look like they are the first to use it that day.

hmmmmm methinks my days running a B+B and working in hotels is taking over my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like what the _ouch potato said at the same time I was typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres no right or wrong. but the BEST way is facing out, nothing wrong with a nice folded point either

A knitted doll to cover the loo rolls now that's crazy talk

HEY dont dis the crochet dolly toiletroll holders! they is well classy! "

maybe classy in the 80's but most definitely kitsch now, I hope they don't make a return they could have the grannies at age concern knit them, like they do those tiny hats, on the smoothies

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I (miss) have a bit of a thing about this! It HAS to hang over from the front, if I go to other peoples houses I have to change it round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out front defo and I would like to add one of those little spray things really, do the job properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back against the wall there is no other way xx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

for adults it has to be down the front

but if you have kids or a cat it`s down the back

saves you finding it all in a heap on the floor as the sods have unrolled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

def option 1

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Back against the wall there is no other way xx "

I agree... and that's also how I hang my loo rolls.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Not against the wall !!

The OH was in the RAF and so he says ( not sure if he is winding me up or not) but the queens crest was on the toilet roll and always had to be rolling from the top so you could see the crest, they said it was a sign of disrespect to put it against the wall.

Now if he isn't winding me up...how come it is a sign of disrespect to put the crest against the wall, but not to wipe your arse with?

Anyway , I like over the top and not against the wall anyway so no fighting over the loo roll in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone changing it other than me would be nice!!!

Only two of us at home now and my daughter will leave two squares on the roll, use one from the stack on the tray and put it back rather than take the empty roll of the holder and put in a fresh one!!

I like it hanging over the top...not against the wall!!

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I would suggest you mount women and not the toilet roll holder! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a brush mop in a bucket of cold water next to the chair with seat missing. Underneath is a zinc bucket. Wots loo roll ?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What's toilet roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of the front.

its the only way people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive my mother in law mad when we visit. I turn her loo rolls round just before we leave. She has hers with the loose end on wall but I don't. She's started doing the same to me now when they pop over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have some answers from the Muslims please as they don't use toilet paper and I am curious, is it just the beeday option for them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone changing it other than me would be nice!!!

Only two of us at home now and my daughter will leave two squares on the roll, use one from the stack on the tray and put it back rather than take the empty roll of the holder and put in a fresh one!!

I like it hanging over the top...not against the wall!! "

Sympathy here from a fellow "only one to ever bother to change the roll and take the discarded tube out of the bathroom"

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm definitely an over not an under

Went to a presentation on autism once and this very subject was discussed. We all have strands of autism in us a bit like a graphic equaliser, some have higher settings than others which can give us mild OCD which compells us to do this...even in other people's homes!

Who straightens the towels too? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in our house the trend seems to be to not change the roll when its down to its last sheet, and you dont notice till to late

grrrrrrrrr

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

Overhand

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

but be really hardcore and get a pack of Izal medicated (sand paper) in individual sheets

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By *HAGADELICCouple
over a year ago

south london

or if the guests are really posh cut up squares of a quality newspaper (a foreign laguage one if you want to really impress.... But keep the crossword and its clues together

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By *umpkin OP   Man
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"but be really hardcore and get a pack of Izal medicated (sand paper) in individual sheets"

Ah! Izal! Posh reading material for the bog ..... Now Wash Your Hands ..... Now Wash Your Hands .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but be really hardcore and get a pack of Izal medicated (sand paper) in individual sheets"

Christ. San Izal.The one thing that Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville and the boys from Jackass haven't tried. It had a rough side that ripped your doughnut to shreds and a shiny side that slipped and slid skidmarks half way up your back!!!!

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Since my loo roll holder fell off the wall, I just leave it on the windowsill.It also prevents my new puppy from jumping up & dragging it around the house.I wouldnt mind but she isnt even a Labrador!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Which way is the right way to mount a toilet roll in the holder?

Coming over the top and down the front or hanging down the back against the wall

If you`ve got VIP`s coming, do you do that pointy first sheet bit or do you simply hang your squares of the Daily Mirror on the nail?"

Personally I have better things to think about than which way to put the bog roll. As long as there IS one who cares.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I (miss) have a bit of a thing about this! It HAS to hang over from the front, if I go to other peoples houses I have to change it round!"

Yeap....I have to change it as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have some answers from the Muslims please as they don't use toilet paper and I am curious, is it just the beeday option for them ?"

the little squirty thingy or a water container, does a nice clean job and a little tissue to dry up. Ecologically sound and very clean and hygenique actually.

P.S. Only use your left hand with the water as the right is for shaking hands and of course hands well scrubbed after the deed.

Do not ask about the desert - it goes against the grain.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There is only one way to hang a loo roll... over the front and hanging down. NEVER down the back. *shudders*

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