FabSwingers.com forum: Ketchup

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are three types of people :-

Squirters who just cover everything making a mess everywhere.

Dippers who just like to get the ends wet.

Lastly the ones that just don't get turned on by any of it.. no matter how many times its put in front of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipper here, the occasionally just squire it all over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirter here... Like to make a right mess everywhere... Then take my time using my tongue to clean up!!

Oh are we talking ketchup?? I dont like it hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me or does anyone else mix ketchup and mayo together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me or does anyone else mix ketchup and mayo together?"

Only when I'm nibbling on prawns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually a dipper - only really have ketchup with chips and tend to have mayo more often than not - do like ketchup on a bacon or cheese butty if no fresh tommies about - oh i like ketchup over scrambled eggs on toast so defo a squirt all over then

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

Dipper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PisGe66mY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot stand ketchup, in any form.

Mayo - I am a dipper, although I hardly have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dipper with the occasional squirt.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smack on the bottom often helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dipper here too, unless its a hotdog or burger, then I'll mildly squirt.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I was bought up on ketchup I squirt it on everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have enough during the day, it counts as one of your five a day.

I'm a squirter you always run out if you dip and then end up having loads left in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me or does anyone else mix ketchup and mayo together?"

Always... It's so good with curry chips too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the mood I am in, and and how generous I want it!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I keep mine in the fridge, the plastic bottle was such a good invention.

Saved smacking the arse end of the bottle and then 'wooosh' all over the fucking plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirter, but I do it neatly covering everythinh with a sort of thin lattice effect. I also do this with mayo

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Messy dipper ie I have a pool at the side of my plate but do like to cover the chips near the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a dipper.....I can't stand how soggy chips go if the sauce has been on them too long.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I cant stand anything except Heinz and it fucks me right off when Cafe's have the cheek to fill Heinz bottles with cheap shit from the cash and carry

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when I was young I kept losing my bottles so mum put a teat on a ketchup bottle for me .. this happened often

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I cant stand anything except Heinz and it fucks me right off when Cafe's have the cheek to fill Heinz bottles with cheap shit from the cash and carry"

I hate the satchets in cafes cos they are hard to open and not enough

I always keep maccys tom sauce in my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup is gross so I have a huge dollop of full fat mayo instead and dip daintily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ketchup is gross so I have a huge dollop of full fat mayo instead and dip daintily "

A dainty dip as only a woman would

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

" Ketchup is gross so I have a huge dollop of full fat mayo instead and dip daintily

A dainty dip as only a woman would

Im not usually pedantic but I think you mean 'Lady'.

I believe there is a difference between a Woman and a Lady.

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