FabSwingers.com forum: Bikers: can a girl ride pillion wearing a miniskirt, thong and high heeled boots?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've always wanted to be holding onto a man while he rides a bike knowing he's taking me somewhere secluded for naughty times.

Aside from the obvious need to wear a helmet, can a girl wear a mini skirt, thong and high heeled boots while riding pilion? The thought of freedom and the wind blowing under my skirt and on my bare bumcheeks is irresistible. I imagine my skirt would blow up a fair few times and give those behind me a flash of bum in thong. Would this be allowed or are there any restrictions on what you can wear?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Only restriction is a helmet so nope your cool. Used to do this all the time with a cuple of my exs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legally.

But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Legally.

But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with."

Very true and im very ashamed of myself but hell it was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough rule of thumb is without protection in a 60mph slide you're gonna lose about an inch depth of tissue.

And where that's joints that's gonna include the bone.

If you can find a body part your happy to lose an inch depth off of go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legally.

But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with.

Very true and im very ashamed of myself but hell it was fun

I've made a similar stupid desicion in the past (lane splitting in triple didgets with a pillion) but after having a few offs I just can't imagine the feeling of knowing I'd destroyed someone's life.

Grown up these days I'm not too fused risking myself but a passenger now is just too much to risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rough rule of thumb is without protection in a 60mph slide you're gonna lose about an inch depth of tissue.

And where that's joints that's gonna include the bone.

If you can find a body part your happy to lose an inch depth off of go for it.

How can I fall off on my arse??

But in seriousness - ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse is great piggy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat... "

well you fall of a mountain bike at 3 mph it hurts,you fall of a motorbike at 20 mph its like death,laying there has a nurse picks gravel/tarmac at your skin with a pair of tweezers,always wear suitable clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat... "

Metal thigh-high boots & metal mini? - there must have been kinky suits of armour in the past...........maybe????

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat... "

Hes right it's going to hurt. In fact its going to fucking hurt. I was being silly in my 1st post yes I've done it an yes it was fun but the fact is hospital a and e departments don't call us downers for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Degloving.

Google image it.

You'll see a lot of bikers in that search mainly moped riders who think because their peds only go 30 they're safe without gear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat...

My brother (doctor) jokes about biker sin their one peices that at least they provide their own body bags :p

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By *ngelfayeWoman
over a year ago

It can be a sexy thought but please don't risk it, OP!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with."

What cock!

Come off a bike at 30 and unless you are very unlucky (you can drown in 3 inches of water or break your neck falling down stairs but we are not advised not to climb stairs or have a bath because it could kill you) you will walk away.

OP. If you do come off you will be very sore for a week or two and find yourself picking bits of road out of your gravel rash (you get that on your thighs, bum, shoulders and arms normally) but that is not life changing!

And to the poster I am answering: If you are such a piss poor rider that you cant stay upright on a motorway you need to find another form of transport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with.

What cock!

And to the poster I am answering: If you are such a piss poor rider that you cant stay upright on a motorway you need to find another form of transport!"

I was happily upright till the car hit me...

And I didn't say she wouldn't walk away but she won't be showing her legs off again.

I know enough guys who were idiots and have the kind of scars that ain't too bad on a guy but for a someone who likes wearing mini skirts they aren't what you want all down your legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://i.imgur.com/QIk9Usi.jpg

that guy was doing 30 wearing a t shirt when he came off...

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"http://i.imgur.com/QIk9Usi.jpg

that guy was doing 30 wearing a t shirt when he came off...

I have been down the road at 30 in jeans, T shirt and flipflops (I know not good footwear) nipping to shop came off on a wet roundabout (diesel) and my rash was nothing like as bad as that! Ripped big toe was the nastiest injury and I did not need hospital or have lasting scars.

Are you sure that photo is the result of a 30mph off?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

It's a lovely fantasy and something I have wanted to do but we got knocked off the bike by a d*unken woman at a roundabout in Chester and it hurt. I was skidded 30m down the road on my side and himself got wedged under the bike and skidded nearly as far. If I hadn't been wearing all my kit I would have had no skin left on my side as the armour took all the force. I still had a knee that was swollen for a couple of months and bruises that lasted weeks on my leg and arm. My husband was knocked out and we both ended up overnight patients. If know if we had been in jeans & t shirts we would have been skinned so it will stay as a fantasy for me. When I see people now riding without their protection on I do think you will only do that until you come off and feel how much it hurts

Stay safe - wear your kit - be sexy once you arrive......it's sooooooo horny peeling off bike pants and jacket and being naked or just wearing skimpies underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://i.imgur.com/QIk9Usi.jpg

that guy was doing 30 wearing a t shirt when he came off...

Are you sure that photo is the result of a 30mph off?

Yep it's from a police campaign a while ago about the risks of slow speed crashes on mopeds.

It all depends on the slide/roll you get. Today I came off at 60-70 and I have a graze that wouldn't look out of place from having tripped up on the pavement thanks to my gear.

Another time I got hit by a woman when I was doing about 40 wear a cheap fashion leather jacket.... have a look at my chest in my pics to see how that turned out.

I know a lad who had an off at 50 and he has keloid scaring 6 inches long 2 inches wide, about 5mm raised up and cock head purple in colour down his fore arm.

Some times your lucky and you slide well other times your flesh digs in and away it goes.

also let's face it no guy on earth is sticking to 30 with a half naked Lass on the back who's playing with him he's gonna show off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been on the back of a harley and believe me the power you feel is awesome -

ive done some daft things - mostly pre kids and i wouldnt do them now - i have a couple of biker friends and have heard some real gruesome stories - no matter how careful - slow - mindful you are - any slight accident on a bike you are very vulnerable - xxxx

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By *ckleticklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Your body would have little protection, so if you'd be accepting of sliding along a road, having vehicles and objects in contact at high velocity with it, then you legally could.

What you wear could be the difference between life or death, or severe disabilities restricting you for what remains of it.

Your rider could be the best road user, whilst the rest of the vehicle drivers won't be and you're at their mercy.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I wonder why cyclists are not made to wear better protection too ? ? I've reached 60mpn on my pushbike before, and dressed only in lycra too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why cyclists are not made to wear better protection too ? ? I've reached 60mpn on my pushbike before, and dressed only in lycra too."

I've had my fair share of road rash on a bicycle

you can't exactly wear leathers on your legs though

I've got a "lovely" scar on my hip caused by a jeans rivet gouging out a chunk of flesh

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Luckily, I've only come off my pushbike in the winter, so I've had an extra layer on. Although I've still managed to make holes and tear skin even at 20Mph.

The motorbike has so-far only fallen over when stationary but my protective gear did ensure I was un-damaged by the incident

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

i rode mine thru blackpool in mini skirt fishnets, didnt go over 20mph as it ruins the effect, i may do it again

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By *imMichelleLevenstineCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Being an ex a&e nurse Deffo not. The risk is worse the the thrill. Will result in bad injuries loss of tassie and result in sin graphs and worse. Saz hates it but I go mental when I see ppl on bike in t-shirt and shorts and Glove less as I have seen the results

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Legally.

But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with."

That was my first thought!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why cyclists are not made to wear better protection too ? ? I've reached 60mpn on my pushbike before, and dressed only in lycra too."

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Don't give a toss what happens if you fall off wearing next to nothing but what makes you think people want to see flashes of your arse as they go about their business??

I really dislike people forcing their sexuality gratification on the unsuspecting public.

I'll get called out for this opinion I know but hey ho

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Also, is anyone else singing the cool rider song from grease 2.....Michelle pffiefer looking sexy as he'll in bike leathers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a lovely fantasy and something I have wanted to do but we got knocked off the bike by a d*unken woman at a roundabout in Chester and it hurt. I was skidded 30m down the road on my side and himself got wedged under the bike and skidded nearly as far. If I hadn't been wearing all my kit I would have had no skin left on my side as the armour took all the force. I still had a knee that was swollen for a couple of months and bruises that lasted weeks on my leg and arm. My husband was knocked out and we both ended up overnight patients. If know if we had been in jeans & t shirts we would have been skinned so it will stay as a fantasy for me. When I see people now riding without their protection on I do think you will only do that until you come off and feel how much it hurts

Stay safe - wear your kit - be sexy once you arrive......it's sooooooo horny peeling off bike pants and jacket and being naked or just wearing skimpies underneath

I think your response has been the best so far. Thanks for the safety advice! Now any advice on a good place for me to find sexy protective gear and helmets?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Stay safe - wear your kit - be sexy once you arrive......it's sooooooo horny peeling off bike pants and jacket and being naked or just wearing skimpies underneath

I think your response has been the best so far. Thanks for the safety advice! Now any advice on a good place for me to find sexy protective gear and helmets?"

I am a fatty so I don't look sexy in mine until I peel them off

but I do see lots of lovely and reasonably priced stuff on eBay - you can even get them made to measure if you are happy to pay a bit more......the thing with bikes is you are already sexy being a biker chick so even unzipping your jacket gets attention.....taking off your helmet and shaking your hair gets attention so bending over to pull your pants down is amazing - you will look hot hot HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress for the SLIDE not for the RIDE!!

Says it all really lol

Jason

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Dress for the SLIDE not for the RIDE!!

Says it all really lol

Jason "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, is anyone else singing the cool rider song from grease 2.....Michelle pffiefer looking sexy as he'll in bike leathers

No. Your the only person in history who hasnt tried to wipe all traces of this travesty of a film from the world's collective consciousness. You ought to be ashamed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't give a toss what happens if you fall off wearing next to nothing but what makes you think people want to see flashes of your arse as they go about their business??

I really dislike people forcing their sexuality gratification on the unsuspecting public.

I'll get called out for this opinion I know but hey ho"

In agreement with you , if someone was to walk round flashing they would most probably be called all the names under the sun and possibly arrested. Don't see this as any different.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd rather be safe than having half the skin ripped off my arse if there was an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with.

What cock!

And to the poster I am answering: If you are such a piss poor rider that you cant stay upright on a motorway you need to find another form of transport!"

You really are a cock aren't you?? Remind me to add you to my block list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't give a toss what happens if you fall off wearing next to nothing but what makes you think people want to see flashes of your arse as they go about their business??

I really dislike people forcing their sexuality gratification on the unsuspecting public.

I'll get called out for this opinion I know but hey ho"

Totally agree there is a time and place for everything. During daylight hours they'll be kids in cars too etc etc.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Also, is anyone else singing the cool rider song from grease 2.....Michelle pffiefer looking sexy as he'll in bike leathers

No. Your the only person in history who hasnt tried to wipe all traces of this travesty of a film from the world's collective consciousness. You ought to be ashamed!

I love grease 2.....gonna watch it when I get home haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legally.

But today I just went sliding across the motorway and it was the keeler and lather that meant I've got bruises and that's it

If you come off with no protection even 30 miles an hour you're going to have life changing injuries.

Any idiot who's says yeah sure get on the back dressed like that ain't someone you should be getting good on a bike with."

This exactly. It's too dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing is save the mini skirt for when your bent over the bike getting fucked like there's no tomorrow ^_^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha oh yeah that reminds me I used to ride home from the gym in shorts and trainers, dual carriageway so the typical biker speed on there... used to always have bloody shins when I got home from the stone chips lol.

Weird thing is you never really feel them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why cyclists are not made to wear better protection too ? ? I've reached 60mpn on my pushbike before, and dressed only in lycra too."
.Lol

I've told you a billion times not to exaggerate

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Haha oh yeah that reminds me I used to ride home from the gym in shorts and trainers, dual carriageway so the typical biker speed on there... used to always have bloody shins when I got home from the stone chips lol.

Weird thing is you never really feel them."

Until you climb into the shower

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

You ride in shorts it is a risk you take. You cross the road it is a risk you take. I was brought up to ride in shorts accepting the risk. In the UK we have had too much of a nanny state that has made us risk averse. Personally I would rather ride in shorts than look like a fat giggolo sqeaking across the car park in tight leathers. But that's my choice - even if the safety Nazis in this country froth at the mouth at the thought of it.

OP you only live once. It's your decision how you live your life. Weigh up the risks and decide appropriately. I've seen girls in minis this week on the back of bikes in Spain and it does look sexy.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I wonder why cyclists are not made to wear better protection too ? ? I've reached 60mpn on my pushbike before, and dressed only in lycra too..Lol

I've told you a billion times not to exaggerate

It was on a very steep descent in The Pennines...

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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"Realistically what's the risk going at a slow speed and falling off. I'm not gonna do this every day. I just wanna experience it a few times as a naughty treat... "

First two thing I was tought when I started riding bikes all those years ago was:

1. Any fool can ride a bike fast, it takes skill to ride slow.

2. Crouch down, ball your hands into a fist and put your knuckles on the tarmac. Then put you weight on you fists and move your fists across the tarmac. - The result is the equivalant of a 3 mph slide down the road.

So slow speed more difficult to maintain control and will not preserve your skin if that control goes.

Your skin, your choice.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I used to ride to school on the back of a bike.. Helmet, gloves, jacket and bottoms over my trousers that didn't do up but covered most of me other that my lower back and at the front where they didn't do up. Never had a problem. One day I went to put on the bottoms and there was a big hole in them so I didn't wear them. We were overly cautious because of it.. Slowed down to go round a sharp corner type thing and came off. Luckily only my trousers ripped.. No bruise, barely a scratch.. But yeah I wouldn't go on a bike without protection

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Someplace on youtube is a guy with his girlfriend going like 100mph she in a bekini he pops a wheelie and she falls off.

.ouch

But awesome post op ...super sexy but darn the safety...boo.

Good advice on safety tho guys.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've always wanted to be holding onto a man while he rides a bike knowing he's taking me somewhere secluded for naughty times.

get the bike in the garage wearing your miniskirt, boots and thong and put a couple of fans blowing up your skirt so you get the feeling without the danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ride in shorts it is a risk you take. You cross the road it is a risk you take. I was brought up to ride in shorts accepting the risk. In the UK we have had too much of a nanny state that has made us risk averse. Personally I would rather ride in shorts than look like a fat giggolo sqeaking across the car park in tight leathers. But that's my choice - even if the safety Nazis in this country froth at the mouth at the thought of it.

OP you only live once. It's your decision how you live your life. Weigh up the risks and decide appropriately. I've seen girls in minis this week on the back of bikes in Spain and it does look sexy."

Hence why I wear nice pair of John doe cargos they look no different to normal pants but held up to a 60 of mph slide

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

ive actually had the skin graze all down one leg and thats on a bicycle, chain dropped into wheel and locked up the back wheel on a corner.

had to slide the bike sideways and got dragged with it and it took weeks to heal up as well

other than that heres some vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JS0T_HNdfg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eV-ZZgwPdE

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Don't give a toss what happens if you fall off wearing next to nothing but what makes you think people want to see flashes of your arse as they go about their business??

I really dislike people forcing their sexuality gratification on the unsuspecting public.

I'll get called out for this opinion I know but hey ho"

With you 100%!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Rough rule of thumb is without protection in a 60mph slide you're gonna lose about an inch depth of tissue.

And where that's joints that's gonna include the bone.

If you can find a body part your happy to lose an inch depth off of go for it.

How can I fall off on my arse??

But in seriousness - ouch!!

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When I portered at a local hospital I remember hearing of someone Who came off their motor bike (not sure about protectives) and had skidded across the ground on their Buttocks, resulting in no buttocks (ouch) I can,t contemplate the years of grief for this person and appointments with gp,s checking on their progress..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've been with some lovely lads as they've died in hospital after crashes. Please get some protection. A tragic avoidable loss or lifelong injury, because you fancy the lightly attired experience, seems a bit simple minded.

Think of others that encounter the pain and struggle to keep things going if you get an accident, possibly not due to your rider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of squids about this time of year...

Never a good look tbh

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

i wont take anyone on back of me without them having my spare set of fill leathers and boots on. if im going the 3 miles to work i dont put leather trousers on but still jacket and boots without fail. its anazing how much leather saves you. my mate binned his at donny on track day and his leathers scuffed and he just had bruise from bouncing off kirb. they sell the gear for a reason not fashion

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