FabSwingers.com forum: The story of the wireless bra

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here's a story about a stupid moment I had.

I was with an ex girlfriend in Victoria secrets waiting for her to come out of the changing room. I was looking around taking I'm the... Sights.

Across the store I see a sign that confuses my fragile mind.

"WIRELESS BRAS" it read

Confused I tilt my head like a confused head, the thought that ran through my mind was instantly mocked by my other brain cell.

"Wireless bra?" I pondered... "who needs WiFi in a bra?"

I facepalmed myself hard for that one

Any silly moments you've had that have made you wonder if evolution just passed you by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forkhandles

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, I think you have hit upon a great idea. Why can't bras have a built in WiFi hot spot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I think you have hit upon a great idea. Why can't bras have a built in WiFi hot spot?

I think your right.... I could be rich I tell you... RICH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I think you have hit upon a great idea. Why can't bras have a built in WiFi hot spot?

I think your right.... I could be rich I tell you... RICH!!!!"

Most wifi is used to look at porn. Real tits are better than porn, so why would you need wifi in a bra? Sorry, your dreams of wealth need another idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I think you have hit upon a great idea. Why can't bras have a built in WiFi hot spot?

I think your right.... I could be rich I tell you... RICH!!!!

Most wifi is used to look at porn. Real tits are better than porn, so why would you need wifi in a bra? Sorry, your dreams of wealth need another idea.

Damn it... Foiled by boobs.

Back to the drawing board

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Was watching The Bill once and was very confused when they said they were going to raid a skunk farm. Couldn't for the life of me work out why breeding skunks was illegal....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, I think you have hit upon a great idea. Why can't bras have a built in WiFi hot spot?

I think your right.... I could be rich I tell you... RICH!!!!

Most wifi is used to look at porn. Real tits are better than porn, so why would you need wifi in a bra? Sorry, your dreams of wealth need another idea.

But this would be a way of getting close to a real set of boobs, those hot spots would draw people to them.

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