FabSwingers.com forum: Those Spanish!

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Okay, about to start another night trawling various Spanish (and Italian) websites trying to plan our summer hols. Wish me luck!

Unbelievably they a different word for almost everything! I mean, why bother? Who'd've thought?

I'm beginning to think watching re-runs of Fawlty Towers won't be enough after all

"¿Qué?"

mañana

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find shouting in English works in most countries.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No he estado en España durante un par de años

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I find shouting in English works in most countries."

Thank you, I'll try typing in capitals

(The first thing I'm going to try to learn is the Spanish for "click here to read this page in English")

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Just look for the little Union flag on the website. Or have Google Translate open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would recommend Alicante and where the famous juan beach is, its a nice area, its where we will move to next year.

By the way Spanish aint that hard, just need to learn to conjugate the verb, it fun

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"No he estado en España durante un par de años

Which one of these emoticons is me with my hands over my ears?

I'm not falling for it, that clearly means something about my anus, so you're not getting me saying that to them

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The only Spanish phrase most people need for a holiday 'Cuatro Cerveza por favor'

(Or vino, if you don't Cerveza)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to Spain to 2 weeks no puedo esperar!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nah, it just says that I've not been to Spain for a couple of years. I'm sort of cheating though as I have a Spanish translation site to refer to if I get stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead - she obviously liked you

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!"
its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C..."

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead."

Oh great, there was me thinking polla might be chicken.

I can see we'll have to steer clear of KFC.

What with you pair teaching how to ask for Cock, and Acewinger trying to convince me to ask for some añus, I can see S-J changing my status to bisexual by September

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only Spanish phrase most people need for a holiday 'Cuatro Cerveza por favor'

(Or vino, if you don't Cerveza)"

& "Desayuno Inglé, por favor!"

.....but it just ain't the same as home though, 'ooh nooooo'!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Oh great, there was me thinking polla might be chicken.

I can see we'll have to steer clear of KFC.

What with you pair teaching how to ask for Cock, and Acewinger trying to convince me to ask for some añus, I can see S-J changing my status to bisexual by September

You know it's on your fuck-it list.

Get one of the kids to sort it out. They will have had a term of Spanish at some point.

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By *AJANCouple
over a year ago

Lisbon

Pollo it's chicken.

I speak Spanish and Portuguese.

No escribo bien pero hablo muy bien

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Oh great, there was me thinking polla might be chicken.

I can see we'll have to steer clear of KFC.

What with you pair teaching how to ask for Cock, and Acewinger trying to convince me to ask for some añus, I can see S-J changing my status to bisexual by September

You know it's on your fuck-it list.

Get one of the kids to sort it out. They will have had a term of Spanish at some point.

Ffs, we're trying to enlighten them with culture, leave it to them and it'll be all MacDoñalds and Water Parks (Aquo Parco?)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles...."

We only have one word for dick in this country and Spain is no different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Spain, it is "polla".

In Central America, "verga".

In Cuba, "pinga".

They also have different words for what you do with it.

In Spain, "follar".

In South America, "coger".

In Central America, "chingar".

In Cuba, "singar".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need to know is how to point to your friend and say with confidence, smile and say "mi amigo va a pagarle!"

My friend will pay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

We only have one word for dick in this country and Spain is no different.

Is it your native language or are you fluent?

Or is it just what you picked up?

Unless it's one of the former you're then one looking like a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Es todo cojones a mí

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Es todo cojones a mí

Hay mas que tu que no sabes lo que te pareces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Es todo cojones a mí

Hay mas que tu que no sabes lo que te pareces "

No realmente, soy sólo un tonto viejo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Es todo cojones a mí

Hay mas que tu que no sabes lo que te pareces

No realmente, soy sólo un tonto viejo.

De verdad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Es todo cojones a mí

Hay mas que tu que no sabes lo que te pareces

No realmente, soy sólo un tonto viejo.

De verdad

Indudablemente

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pero joder! Mira a los guiris aqui!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pero joder! Mira a los guiris aqui!!

No soy un guiri, soy Scouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lo peor! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tengo ninguna idea ¿De qué estás hablando?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

We only have one word for dick in this country and Spain is no different.

We have loads of words for dick in English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lo peor! :P "

¡No jodas! ¡Encantadora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles...."

Oh why oh why didn't I get you to whisper to me in Spanish in those vital moments!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You don't get this problem if you go to Northumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

Oh why oh why didn't I get you to whisper to me in Spanish in those vital moments!!

Si quieres...... Solo tiene que preguntar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't get this problem if you go to Northumbria

Bye goom eckie thump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google is your friend...

And those Spanish do amazing tapas and lush vino tinto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patatas bravas.... noms. I'd never had beer with lemon in before I came here... love it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

Oh why oh why didn't I get you to whisper to me in Spanish in those vital moments!!

Si quieres...... Solo tiene que preguntar

Preguntar sounds like pregnant!

What does it all mean? 'Don't worry doll I'm not gonna get ta knocked up???'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pregnant?

Waaaaayyyyyy off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pregnant?

Waaaaayyyyyy off!"

Phew! But if it means - 'You're an ugly fucker but I've driven a long way so I'm doing this anyway!' - you have NO idea how fast I can drive down there!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Quick update:

It turns out most sign-language is universal, speaking slowly, in a poor imitation of Manuel, and with much shrugging of shoulders, can just about get you by.

I can now reliably ask for 'dos adultos y dos estudiantes' without having to hold up two fingers and indicate 'this high' for adults and 'down here' for children.

They still have loads of different words for things, and one of them turned out to be 'tripe'

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find shouting in English works in most countries."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's right, take bananas for example,

Platanos and Bananas 2 words for one word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the sign language for a load of tripe ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quick update:

It turns out most sign-language is universal, speaking slowly, in a poor imitation of Manuel, and with much shrugging of shoulders, can just about get you by.

I can now reliably ask for 'dos adultos y dos estudiantes' without having to hold up two fingers and indicate 'this high' for adults and 'down here' for children.

They still have loads of different words for things, and one of them turned out to be 'tripe'

Mr ddc"

Are you having a good time? I've been wondering if you're managing to be amusing in foreign.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"No he estado en España durante un par de años

Won't work in Catalonia

C...

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

Are you having a good time? I've been wondering if you're managing to be amusing in foreign.

Amazing time thanks, amazing country, so far seen cave paintings from 40,000 years ago, almost intact roman remains, muslim palaces and giant cathedrals.

But my French, German and Latin are proving woefully inadequate for guessing Spanish words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I've missed you two on here.

Hope you're all having a great time

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"No he estado en España durante un par de años

Won't work in Catalonia

C..."

Our phrase book has three spanish languages, but no clue which bit goes where, only that they get really cross if you get it wrong!

It doesn't help that our map has different spellings to our sat nav either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidentally a rather gorgeous Spanish girl just approached me in the pub! Happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to bulgaria its mint cheep drink adidas track suit 10 pound

food is cheap and they love the english unlike the 2 faced spanish gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidentally a rather gorgeous Spanish girl just approached me in the pub! Happy days

"
wake up lad, youve been dreaming again

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Coincidentally a rather gorgeous Spanish girl just approached me in the pub! Happy days

Is she wearing a thick jumper and thermals? They're wearing jeans and warm tops here, and it's 42 degrees.

(42 degrees, seriously, how do they ever find the energy to do owt?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Coincidentally a rather gorgeous Spanish girl just approached me in the pub! Happy days

Is she wearing a thick jumper and thermals? They're wearing jeans and warm tops here, and it's 42 degrees.

(42 degrees, seriously, how do they ever find the energy to do owt?"

Look up siesta.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I used to have a Spanish girlfriend. She often used to call me "gilipollas" when she was reaching climax. I'm not sure what it meant. Lovely bum though!its the equivalent of silly bollocks

C...

Polla - is "cock" or "dick" - it's used as Dickhead.

Careful though - tu putamadre is motherfucker, tu puta tu madre will have you chewing on your own testicles....

We only have one word for dick in this country and Spain is no different.

Is it your native language or are you fluent?

Or is it just what you picked up?

Unless it's one of the former you're then one looking like a dick"

I was under the impression polla was dick too, so my bet is on you.

As for calling people's mothers whores, that just isn't nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidentally a rather gorgeous Spanish girl just approached me in the pub! Happy days

wake up lad, youve been dreaming again"

Ha nope and I'm not d*unk either!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Look up siesta.

It's too late to re-edit the billion-page shreadsheet-cum-itinery now!

I'm getting good at shade-hugging instead

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No he estado en España durante un par de años

Won't work in Catalonia

C..."

Me enteré de que mi costo mientras que en Barcelona

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