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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee"

On not or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish n chips with mushy peas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fish n chips with mushy peas."

Ewwwww will have the mushy peas that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold beer in a nice hot beach bar somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cold beer in a nice hot beach bar somewhere

Beach sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neck massage please

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

a nice long bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A neck massage please"

Ohh I'm good at massages have certificates N e erything for em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be brutally honest I'd love a blowjob! ??

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A cold beer - so I had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A neck massage please

Ohh I'm good at massages have certificates N e erything for em

My neck is all yours then

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A slice of home made strawberry pavlova

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slice of home made strawberry pavlova

I can make a mean raspberry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine

Fed up with grey and cloudy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nap.

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

"Sunshine

Fed up with grey and cloudy days

for it to be next friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mr Whippy 99 ice cream and a foot massage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Mr Whippy 99 ice cream and a foot massage.

Foot massages are so erotic and orgasmic my mr whippy would be everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Mr Whippy 99 ice cream and a foot massage.

Sprinkles and sauce? I'm warming my hands up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice slice of cheese cake.

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

A nice cold beer...only 45 mins to wait, I have a rule about the yard arm on school nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather like a nice hot steamy session

I'm horny as you would not believe

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

A long lingering kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of Lambrini - yes I'm a classy bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strawberry mivi lolly please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You. What can I say the old 1s are the best and yes ok I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Mr Whippy 99 ice cream and a foot massage.

just had the first bit, not the second though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Massage oils n hands at the ready for those that fancy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frozen margarita! I'm addicted.

I think I may have a problem..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A frozen margarita! I'm addicted.

I think I may have a problem.."
...ohhhhh yum beats my coffee

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I fancy a snooze as I was up at 4.30 this morning, but then I won't sleep later and I'm up early for a couple of long shifts at the weekend.

Will have to try my best not to fall asle.........zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"A strawberry mivi lolly please "

You should try a Koppaberg Strawberry and Lime fruit cider...far too sweet for me, but, I swear they smell just like a Strawberry Mivi (or what we called a Strawberry Split, back in my day

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"A frozen margarita! I'm addicted.

I think I may have a problem.."

Oh yes!! Forget the frozen bit, just give me a nice, chilled jug of Margaritas...Mmmm....pretty potent though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fancy a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bubble bath and long sensual massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice slice of cheese cake. "
only a slice? I'd want the whole thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dinner and the mango that is waiting for me in the kitchen.

A short,black man with a cheeky smile and a nice bum.

A fresh cup of tea would be nice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee"

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee"

I'm phoning the police!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee

I'm phoning the police!"

Make sure they bring handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice smooth pussy to caress with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee

I'm phoning the police!

Make sure they bring handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee

I'm phoning the police!

Make sure they bring handcuffs

Would be a waste if not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of crisps to go so well with the drink in having.

Plus some socks. It's getting chilly on my bare feet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC boneless box and a Macdonalds strawberry milkshake

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

A lovely woman to snuggle up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not big or sweet stuff but I'd like a shortcake biccy to dip in my coffee

Wooaah. Slow down there lady. You do not dunk shortcake biscuits into coffee. They're strictly for tea dunking. It's chocolate biscuits only for coffee.

There's some bloody weirdos on this site!

Don't drink tea and the shortcake biccys taste lush wen dunked in strong black coffee

I'm phoning the police!

Make sure they bring handcuffs

or a big Trunchon

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A large glass of red.

Uncannily - there appears to be one right next to me!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A revolution

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cumcumber and lime G&T

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

a nice relaxing foot massage after getting a huge thorn in my foot today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home made rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next door neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A narrow boat and my cats back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast forwarding to tomorrow x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Right now my nice cozy bed,

In the morning for 5pm. On Saturday for midday

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

A big glass of cold water! Been fasting since 2am and now the thirst is getting to me! Only another 50 mins or so to go, yaaaaaay!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Someone to rub aftersun to the places I can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An evening with my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good night kiss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to rub aftersun to the places I can't reach. "

I can do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A revolution"

Oooh..you're such a turn-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and big love.. Dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peace and big love.. Dude "

It doesn't seem fair that you're straight. You're far to gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a long hot bubble bath... But my flat only has a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles are nice! Looking forward to mine tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal. "

Would love to help you out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long languid Tantric massage..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More sleep or a hot brew in bed.why am I awake so early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take tea and toast in bed please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take tea and toast in bed please"

What a out the crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon buttie. With the bacon extra crispy please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter and jam on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peanut butter and jam on toast."

Have you tried pea ut butter and banana on toast ? Nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon buttie. With the bacon extra crispy please. "

Dippy egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take tea and toast in bed please

What a out the crumbs

it's worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take tea and toast in bed please

What a out the crumbs

it's worth the risk"

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ..."

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

Massage and a hot bath should sort u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

Massage and a hot bath should sort u "

Sounds like just the ticket

But it doesn't get any better as I've only a shower here

Going to have to stand under that and see if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

Massage and a hot bath should sort u

Sounds like just the ticket

But it doesn't get any better as I've only a shower here

Going to have to stand under that and see if that helps

We seem to be hitting a few brick walls hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

Massage and a hot bath should sort u

Sounds like just the ticket

But it doesn't get any better as I've only a shower here

Going to have to stand under that and see if that helps

We seem to be hitting a few brick walls hahah"

think my pillow contained a brick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love someone to bring me some toast

Lying here propped up in bed feeling sorry for myself

Come on tell us why your feeling sorry for ya self. ..I will pop kettle on and do the toast ...

I've got a stiff neck

I normally sleep with just the one, but had two in the apartment last night and it's all gone Pete Tong

Massage and a hot bath should sort u

Sounds like just the ticket

But it doesn't get any better as I've only a shower here

Going to have to stand under that and see if that helps

We seem to be hitting a few brick walls hahah

think my pillow contained a brick

Count ya self lucky it wasn't something g else that sounds like brick

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Right now id love today off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter flapjack please! m x

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Right now id love today off work"

I do.

Him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now id love today off work"

Me too and spooning before getting (or not) out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon buttie. With the bacon extra crispy please.

Dippy egg?"

Oh yes please. Throw in a Bloody Mary and we can have a wee party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon buttie. With the bacon extra crispy please.

Dippy egg?

Oh yes please. Throw in a Bloody Mary and we can have a wee party. "

Why not..tis the weekend

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"Right now id love today off work

Me too and spooning before getting (or not) out of bed.

was spooning before the hubby left for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of neurofen please

shifting my sorry arse and walking in to work

on the plus side it's gorgeous here in the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sandwich served by channing tatum...

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By *edkent69Man
over a year ago

maidstone

Getting naked outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bacon sandwich served by channing tatum...

Stuff the bacon sandwich, I'll just have him on a plate thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed would be amazing right now!

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