FabSwingers.com forum: Names for genitals you hate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do pet names for cocks and pussies turn you off?

I saw someone on here last night use the word "tuppence". Yeesh!

That's something kids call it.

Foo's another I can't stand either.

Why can't we allj just say "cock" or "fanny"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallywhacker n clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word Fanny.

It just sounds childish to me. I can't use it in a sexual context at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy , yuk just yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the word Fanny.

It just sounds childish to me. I can't use it in a sexual context at all. "

And that

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

'Willy'... C'mon!!

Are we 6 again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's off on a tangent but I hate boobs being called titties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cock and cunt. Straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat and Knob are what I call people that piss me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like cock and cunt. Straight to the point

That's the badger. Straight to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis = william

cock = tupence

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

[Removed by poster at 18/06/15 10:03:14]

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"'Willy'... C'mon!!

Are we 6 again?"

I fucking cringe when adults use that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front bum always makes me laugh - and fairy lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's off on a tangent but I hate boobs being called titties

puppies =

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

submarine club

Cunt, split arse.

Tig ole bitties it's too American.

Panties too is my dislike list.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bernard.

Just wrong.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Foo foo. Seriously - I want to slap grown women who call it this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack & Danny

Town halls

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I hate the word winky, it seems like something used with 2 or 3 year olds. I'd use the word penis with my kids, or cock etc.

Clunge is offputting too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack & Danny

Town halls

A friend has a daughter, it's beyond me why she decided to refer to it as a Mary as the daughter, thankfully old enough now, spent many a younger year laughing at all women called Mary

Some things are just not thought through

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By *issBee87Couple
over a year ago

hull

People referring to a penis as a tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

doofer and foof

doof!doof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use pussy if im on bout another female and moo for myself lol... And cock is cock lol

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By *p1234Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cave mans mallet

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I hate the word "dick"

Instant put off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nudger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/06/15 12:31:43]

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By *ifeguy73Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Surely the best ever name for a cock has to be the well thought out "SPUNK STRAW"

Yeah baby......X

Is that quality...??? X

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By *p1234Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Whispering eye

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By *arkl1977Man
over a year ago

london

Gash doesn't sound too appealing for me!!

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By *ifeguy73Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

And another equally horrific word for a lady garden has to be a "SOGGY BLURT"

So tasteful..... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the word "dick"

Instant put off for me. "

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Vagina. Just not a very sexy word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hate any genitals

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Pussy , yuk just yuk. "

I quite like the word pussy which is ironic considering that I'm terrified of cats.

Front bum and back bum makes me cringe

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Foo foo. Seriously - I want to slap grown women who call it this!! "

Add those who call it a 'Lilly' to your list please, we approve.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Dislike fanny.....even typing it makes me cringe

I call mine a flower and like it called pussy or cunt

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

who's selling it for tuppence ? sounds like its to cheap

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"genitals"

Too clinicals

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Don"t like the word minge .

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

A guide to Yorkshire slang for medics - including some interesting terms for sexual organs and functions - including Uncle Sam and the Tuppence!

http://www.pennine-gp-training.co.uk/yorkshire-slang-glossary.pdf

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Minge I hate yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a lot of its the context u use them. I think words like cunt and twat just sound too aggressive

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"I know it's off on a tangent but I hate boobs being called titties

I HATE 'boobies' makes me cringe! Grrrrr! Cross now. Lol. Miss C. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's off on a tangent but I hate boobs being called titties

I HATE 'boobies' makes me cringe! Grrrrr! Cross now. Lol. Miss C. Xx "

What other words are there then? Besides breasts the rest seem more funny ones like jugs or mellons

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

I absolutely hate it when I hear (and it usually seems to be women) referring to their pussy as their 'box'..

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I know it's off on a tangent but I hate boobs being called titties

I HATE 'boobies' makes me cringe! Grrrrr! Cross now. Lol. Miss C. Xx "

I love boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard someone once call the vagina,punani, pooch, vag, puss, pussy, clunge, axe wound, pum pum.......a guffer! Really? A guffer! WTF!

.... Just made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed snake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef Curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef Curtains

I hate that one too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FANNY!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"FANNY!!

I love the word fanny. Makes it sound all cute and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FANNY!!

I love the word fanny. Makes it sound all cute and innocent

I know you do!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vag & prick

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