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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you do to transform your bedroom/house into a suitable environment for maximum seduction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights and unroll the gaffer tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Install a hypnotists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need to. My boudoir is already ready for seduction.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Open an extra bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put big red light on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change/burn the bed sheets n scrape my socks off the wall...

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs


"What do you do to transform your bedroom/house into a suitable environment for maximum seduction?

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My bachelor pad is already perfectly primed...just need to make sure that I have a few flickering candles, and a bottle or two of Prosecco in the fridge....oh, and remember to put freshly laundered sheets on the bed...oh, and to put the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do to transform your bedroom/house into a suitable environment for maximum seduction?

My bachelor pad is already perfectly primed...just need to make sure that I have a few flickering candles, and a bottle or two of Prosecco in the fridge....oh, and remember to put freshly laundered sheets on the bed...oh, and to put the toilet seat down "

You forgot the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you do to transform your bedroom/house into a suitable environment for maximum seduction?

My bachelor pad is already perfectly primed...just need to make sure that I have a few flickering candles, and a bottle or two of Prosecco in the fridge....oh, and remember to put freshly laundered sheets on the bed...oh, and to put the toilet seat down "
top marks for the prosecco and toilet seat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a one year old, so try to make sure her toys and crap are kept to certain areas lol

Light the candles, make sure I have super cold wine in the fridge. Toys set out, ready for use if the mood takes us.. Tomorrow night the under bed restraints will be set up also... Scented candles in my bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fresh sheets too! Even if the others have only been on a day or so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't need to. My boudoir is already ready for seduction.

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Before I had a child, mine was too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy up lol.

What is it with prosecco? I'd never heard if it till last year now it's everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tidy up lol.

What is it with prosecco? I'd never heard if it till last year now it's everywhere."
I know, very annoying. I've gone off it because of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mow the lawn, prune the rose bushes and make sure the shackles on the tree are oiled

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My apartment smells of rich mahogany and I have many leather bound books!

Lol but I do seriously have a bottle of sex panther someone got me as a joke n it does actually smell terrible

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Orbital bombardment then a quick rebuild.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gaffer tape check!

Branding irons check!

Electrical circuit breaker check!

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I left my house my bedroom was my haven. Cream walls,deep red satin duvet and matching curtains on a cream and gold mottled metal bed. With my Tiffany style butterfly lamp on it was a very seductive setting,sadly no one saw it but me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mow the lawn, prune the rose bushes and make sure the shackles on the tree are oiled "
lol what tree is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a one year old, so try to make sure her toys and crap are kept to certain areas lol

Light the candles, make sure I have super cold wine in the fridge. Toys set out, ready for use if the mood takes us.. Tomorrow night the under bed restraints will be set up also... Scented candles in my bedroom. "

Oh i like the sound of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mow the lawn, prune the rose bushes and make sure the shackles on the tree are oiled lol what tree is it? "

I call him Bruce the Spruce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you do to transform your bedroom/house into a suitable environment for maximum seduction?

My bachelor pad is already perfectly primed...just need to make sure that I have a few flickering candles, and a bottle or two of Prosecco in the fridge....oh, and remember to put freshly laundered sheets on the bed...oh, and to put the toilet seat down top marks for the prosecco and toilet seat... "

So agreed :0) x

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hopefully tidyish, clean bedding, condoms and toys handy, and burn rose incense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a one year old, so try to make sure her toys and crap are kept to certain areas lol

Light the candles, make sure I have super cold wine in the fridge. Toys set out, ready for use if the mood takes us.. Tomorrow night the under bed restraints will be set up also... Scented candles in my bedroom.

Oh i like the sound of this "

something very sexy about candle light. Fresh bedding, restraints and cold wine with a hot man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a one year old, so try to make sure her toys and crap are kept to certain areas lol

Light the candles, make sure I have super cold wine in the fridge. Toys set out, ready for use if the mood takes us.. Tomorrow night the under bed restraints will be set up also... Scented candles in my bedroom.

Oh i like the sound of this

something very sexy about candle light. Fresh bedding, restraints and cold wine with a hot man "

Sounds like a recipe for a right naughty night, have you tried the yankee candle? They smell lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! "

Im first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang up BDSM Equipment all over the place such as restraints and whips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure hubby is out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick flick over with the dyson.

Turn off all the lights apart from the fish tank lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! "

Love it :0) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side "

What! No wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!!

Love it :0) x"

Thanks! great pics btw Hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? "

Wine is included with the dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine?

Wine is included with the dinner! "

Wine, dine and 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!!

Love it :0) x

Thanks! great pics btw Hun! "

Likewise & Thankyou :0) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine?

Wine is included with the dinner!

Wine, dine and 69 "

Not at the same time surely, my poor outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine?

Wine is included with the dinner!

Wine, dine and 69

Not at the same time surely, my poor outfit"

I'd hang your outfit as I slowly undress you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? "
my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side "
oooooo now that sounds very nice indeed may I ask what your favorite toy is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes "

I'd push the boat out for you Mav

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! "
I want to get him in the mood, not bladderd and burping lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick!"

Now that's an honest way to do it - fuck that pretentious bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes

I'd push the boat out for you Mav "

I'd expect nothing less

I've just fitted said restraints in preparation for tomorrow night's pleasures... Fucking horny now, never mind the rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine?

Wine is included with the dinner!

Wine, dine and 69

Not at the same time surely, my poor outfit

I'd hang your outfit as I slowly undress you"

Now that's what I call multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick!"
is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick!

Now that's an honest way to do it - fuck that pretentious bullshit "
is that your way of seducing a lady also? Socks, knee highs and a bacon butty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes

I'd push the boat out for you Mav

I'd expect nothing less

I've just fitted said restraints in preparation for tomorrow night's pleasures... Fucking horny now, never mind the rest! "

Strange enough.. I'd have my restraints ready for you too, as well as a few other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes

I'd push the boat out for you Mav

I'd expect nothing less

I've just fitted said restraints in preparation for tomorrow night's pleasures... Fucking horny now, never mind the rest!

Strange enough.. I'd have my restraints ready for you too, as well as a few other things "
mmmmmm now there's an interesting thought

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For me it would be dinner some wine and candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x "

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him. "
haha I remember.. He had no shame if I remember?. What was the kitchen thing? Or am I confusing you? Sure there was something funny in the kitchen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! I want to get him in the mood, not bladderd and burping lol "

But if they're bladdered they can't run away when I take my bra off and my tits fall to the floor!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! I want to get him in the mood, not bladderd and burping lol

But if they're bladdered they can't run away when I take my bra off and my tits fall to the floor!! "
hahaha invest in a blindfold or a bag lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

- or someone suggested a sock in the welsh forum once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him. "

Speaking of deviants - has anyone heard anything from Avatar for Him since he left?? - god he was a hottie!! Really miss ogling him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him.

Speaking of deviants - has anyone heard anything from Avatar for Him since he left?? - god he was a hottie!! Really miss ogling him!! "
yes, he's still using another well known site x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! I'm always up for the bed restraints too - stops em getting away too early!!

Prosecco's a bit posh for us northerners though - a two litre bottle of strongbow'll soon get him in the mood!

A spray of fabreze'll do if there's no time to wash the sheets!

Consider yourself seduced gentlemen! Queue nicely!! I want to get him in the mood, not bladderd and burping lol

But if they're bladdered they can't run away when I take my bra off and my tits fall to the floor!! hahaha invest in a blindfold or a bag lol "

The rest of me looks ok! Just need to distract their attention from my boobs!! Think I'm too old to vagazzle (or whatever it's called!)??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For you...

Dinner, candles, soft music. In the bedroom more candles a fresh towel with scrunched and shower gel and my toys on the side

What! No wine? my thoughts exactly!!!! Can't have too much of a good thing.. Wine with dinner, desert and for refreshment purposes

I'd push the boat out for you Mav

I'd expect nothing less

I've just fitted said restraints in preparation for tomorrow night's pleasures... Fucking horny now, never mind the rest!

Strange enough.. I'd have my restraints ready for you too, as well as a few other things mmmmmm now there's an interesting thought "

My address is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him.

Speaking of deviants - has anyone heard anything from Avatar for Him since he left?? - god he was a hottie!! Really miss ogling him!! yes, he's still using another well known site x "

Oooooooh! Am lost - don't know any other well known sites! Took me 45 years to find this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him. haha I remember.. He had no shame if I remember?. What was the kitchen thing? Or am I confusing you? Sure there was something funny in the kitchen lol "

I haven't done anything in my kitchen to my knowledge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thick smoked bacon cooking under the grill then nice soft rolls to make bacon butties. Wear knee high socks and running shorts with a vest and no bra so plenty of side boob, then just watch a film and eat our rolls. Always does the trick! is that before or after he douches you in the kitchen sink? lol x

That was at a hotel with a total deviant off my kickboxing forum! Absolutely fantastic sex with him. haha I remember.. He had no shame if I remember?. What was the kitchen thing? Or am I confusing you? Sure there was something funny in the kitchen lol

I haven't done anything in my kitchen to my knowledge!"
aww maybe you said sink and I had an image of the kitchen sink lol

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By *s12345theeMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

As above plus ,Remember to wipe the toilet seat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As above plus ,Remember to wipe the toilet seat!!!!"
and bleach the loo... Lol

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