FabSwingers.com forum: First the skinny jeans and now the shoes...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So after the "getting stuck in skinny jeans" fiasco the other day, just when you couldnt imagine anything that could top that well welcome to my world.

I treated myself to a spot on online retail therapy on Monday. Its warming up and im going on holiday a couple of times this year so I thought id treat myself to some new footwear. Im pretty fashionable, some may consider me a hipster but today I hang my head in shame.

This purchase happened to be a pair of mock croc slip-on plimsoll style trainer. Whats the problem you may ask? Well it turns out they were womens trainers. As pointed out to me by my female friend who I just saw in Sainsburys as I was wearing said item.

Fuck my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So after the "getting stuck in skinny jeans" fiasco the other day, just when you couldnt imagine anything that could top that well welcome to my world.

Fuck my life"

stop trying to be fashionable!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?

This.

I buy men's trainers all the time.

Unless they're pink and sparkley with "Sexy Bitch" written all over them, what's the give-away?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck my life"

Ok, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?

Women's have pink trim,boys blue,everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?

Women's have pink trim,boys blue,everyone knows that

I just don't see how Croc skin trainers can be sexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what's the difference between men and women's trainers ?

Women's have pink trim,boys blue,everyone knows that

I just don't see how Croc skin trainers can be sexed

I going to be honest with you,I have absolutely no idea what a croc skin trainer is or looks like,unless of course its made from genuine croc skin,in which case the male ones may well have the willy still attatched.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To send back or not to send back that is the question.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To send back or not to send back that is the question....."

Wear them anyway,be your own man(or woman).

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"To send back or not to send back that is the question....."

send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....

send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"

It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....

send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"

It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me

Hey, I'm Scottish. Compared to the amount of shell suit/trackie wearing neds we have up here.. you're daein no bad pal!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To send back or not to send back that is the question.....

send back and work on rebuilding your "street cred"

It amazes me how I ever get women to speak to me let alone fuck me

Hey, I'm Scottish. Compared to the amount of shell suit/trackie wearing neds we have up here.. you're daein no bad pal!!

I try my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck my life

Ok, if you insist

Your place or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just seen a woman wearing said trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need someone to hold your hand when you cross the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just seen a woman wearing said trainers

Shes clearly got good taste then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need someone to hold your hand when you cross the road "

This isnt about the Highway Code is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't the phrase 'man in skinny jeans' an oxy moron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen a woman wearing said trainers

Shes clearly got good taste then"

She probably borrowed them from her boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need someone to hold your hand when you cross the road

This isnt about the Highway Code is it?"

Green Cross Code

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Least they will look good with your skinny jeans

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My FB (who is a very manly man) wears womens trainers. He likes the colour.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

What's the difference?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What's the difference? "

I think they're a bit thinner. That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need someone to hold your hand when you cross the road

This isnt about the Highway Code is it?

Green Cross Code

See, I do need someone to hold my hand to cross the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference?

I think they're a bit thinner. That's about it."

I dont even know. Im just going on what I was told. Now the more I look at them I just think are they womens shoes? Oh I dunno. All the boys will be wearing them soon.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My FB (who is a very manly man) wears womens trainers. He likes the colour."

I agree, theres more variety of colour in womens trainer - the actual shoe itself is (usually) exactly the same though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans and womens shoes!! You are on the path to being bi or gay. Good luck on being a hipster. Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful

Ill keep them just to wear especially for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans and womens shoes!! You are on the path to being bi or gay. Good luck on being a hipster. Hahahaha"

Im a gay man trapped in a straight mans body..... But thats a whole other thread haha

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful

I have to agree with this.

I was horrified at the word 'croc' and mock croc? Why would anyone want to imitate the most hideous footwear known to man..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful

Ill keep them just to wear especially for you

As long as it's just those!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take them back, only because they sound absolutely fucking awful

Ill keep them just to wear especially for you

As long as it's just those! "

Im actually near your part of the world in July so ill bring them with me

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"My FB (who is a very manly man) wears womens trainers. He likes the colour.

I agree, theres more variety of colour in womens trainer - the actual shoe itself is (usually) exactly the same though"

Really? I go for men's footwear because I'm sick of the flowers and pink when I go into the women's section, lol.

- Amy. x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

They sound awful, whether they're for men or women. Crocs of any description should be banned. I would take them back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They sound awful, whether they're for men or women. Crocs of any description should be banned. I would take them back.

No not actual Crocs. Oh god no. Those things should be illegal

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