FabSwingers.com forum: Things you shout as you cum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Both men and women what your word of choice, and are there any funny ones you shout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yess yessss yessssssssssssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Austin powers haha

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Fuck yes for me too followed by a huge moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told you to knock before you open the door mum!!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

faeirequeen are you following me?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bluebirds Bluebirds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I told you to knock before you open the door mum!!!!!!""

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By *huramMan
over a year ago

London

Conquering LION !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A quick slap on arse and tell her thanks haha

Or a celebratory high five

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I keep the high fives for fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must be some funny ones ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bang. And the dirt is gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much shout as a growly grunt.

Once or twice I have gone Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! Then proceeded to shake and quiver for the next five minutes, but sadly that has happened too infrequently for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both men and women what your word of choice, and are there any funny ones you shout?"

Oh that's the cookie...LOUDLY in a small hotel.

Fell off the bed and the people next door banged on the wall.

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By *umasutraCouple
over a year ago

Guildford

You dirty,bi, multi-cock-loving slut! uurrrggg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg oh axl oh god yes

Followed by oh shit sorry darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a moan I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON'T STOP

usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimoooooooooooooooo

Tontooooooooooooo

Other famous Indians like

Ghandiooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SORRY!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaand boom goes the dynamite!

(gotta love Family Guy).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am quite when I cum. I just shot my load on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It's usually "ohhhhhh fuucckkkk yessss, don't stop"

Or sometimes I say "oh how very pleasant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your Husband drive a red car!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I tend to come over all religious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooohhhh fuuuccckkk yessss ohhhh bbbaaabbbyyy yes riggghhht ttthheeerrreee hhharder hhharder ooooohhh ssshhhitttt

i ffkkiinnn llloovee yyyoouurr cccoccckk/tongue/fingers/ youuuu (which ever im being pleasured by lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the loveeee of godddddd what're issss yourrrrrrr nammmmmmmeeee

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

With Gareth it's fucking fill me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jurassic Park!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the loveeee of godddddd what're issss yourrrrrrr nammmmmmmeeee

Lol joking, I don't shout anything, I just softly say "you like that don't you... You fucking like that you naughty girl"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I tend to come over all religious.

Oh I thought I had be doing missionary work

I once said "Shine a light"

but that was an exception, Normally I am all beastial grunts then serenic smiling.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"For the loveeee of godddddd what're issss yourrrrrrr nammmmmmmeeee

Lol joking, I don't shout anything, I just softly say "you like that don't you... You fucking like that you naughty girl"

That appeals more than a shout

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Shut the bloody door , can't you see I'm busy !

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I once exclaimed "I'M GOING TO SEMEN!!!!!" and then absolutely roared up with laughter at shouting such pony rubbish. I dunno why i said it, but it sounded really ridiculous as soon as it left my mouth

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Oh fuk cumming with you

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I don't shout words usually just little gasps and squeaks but I can occasionally be heard saying 'don't stop'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the wife's name

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On behalf of erectjim ;

"Your MUM!"

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

" faeirequeen are you following me?"

Yes of course..I just need your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Husbands home early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequila!!!!"

Cum-rise!

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"I tend to come over all religious.

Ha...llelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, Ha..llelujah, halle..lu..jahhhh

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yess yessss yessssssssssssssssssss"

Yup! That was me last night.....gotta love being made to cum whilst wearing those clamps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally "fuck" is included somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nnnnnnnngggghhhhh ahhhhhh

Lol and you blokes fecking know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's numberwang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jurassic Park!"

Ahhahhh

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By *orkieLassCouple
over a year ago

York

Not in the hairrrrrrr!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's numberwang. "

Brilliant!

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

PDI until the 18th Nov

"I once exclaimed "I'M GOING TO SEMEN!!!!!" and then absolutely roared up with laughter at shouting such pony rubbish. I dunno why i said it, but it sounded really ridiculous as soon as it left my mouth"

Haha nearly spit my coffee out reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe this only cost 3 quid a minute - thank you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequila!!!!

Cum-rise! "

That would be for a longer orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An older friend of mine,not from here says oh yes,oh yes like a woman when he comes. I have to tune out or I laugh

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Now get the fuck outta my house"

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Clean up Aisle 1.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Fuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop! There it is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binnnnnnggggoooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gave me a good laugh for a few minutes, some are too funny to be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on, my balls are starting to fizz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go again ;0) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, who the fuck are you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He shoots he scores

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Get in there my son

But it's normally, Sorry about that just give me 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cramp cramp !!!! Fuck

That hurts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yesssssssss you dirty bastard mmmm yes yes ahhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After extensive research I can now show my results and it is.......

Oooooohhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkk followed by a deep satisfied sigh and a big cheesey grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIDDLESTICKS!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex again!"

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DEEPER DEEPER

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DEEPER DEEPER"

"Shit ive run out of dick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mum

JOKE. Before anyone gets on their humpity high horse.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"That's numberwang.

Brilliant!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity lets have sex again!

Really?

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The noise chewbacca makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god are my words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be fun to say in a c3po voice.

Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, in the section where it tells you the most recent post in each area of the forum I read the title for this thread and directly below it was a thread entitled "Crocodile Burgers". Unfortunately, I always seem to hold my breath when I cum so I make a weird strangled noise!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"Mind the curtains, just had them steam cleaned"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aaand boom goes the dynamite!

(gotta love Family Guy)."

Hahaha! Me and a guy watched that episode the other night and later he shouted that! Two of us fell about laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kitty pm me x

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By *corpion1985Man
over a year ago

whetstone

"Oh fuck yeah"

"Oh god"

Or moaning and panting haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god NO already !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallyho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've arrived

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

goal!!

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Both men and women what your word of choice, and are there any funny ones you shout?"

I used to fuck this guy that always said 'Jesus wept' as he came. It was hard to stifle the giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've arrived

Oh I say, this is a real lady coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the net!!!! If we come together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi yahaaaaa! Cos it ain't over 'til the fat lady signs (Toejam & Earl players will get this reference)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Now get the fuck outta my house""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Round up the llamas, she's gonna blow' every time apparently

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

once I roared like a lion

usually it's oh my god, I'm gonna cum, don't stop, harder, yes, moans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've arrived

Oh I say, this is a real lady coming

One does try darlings xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fuckin God!! At the crucial moment I resort to prayer!!

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By *ewlySingleMaleMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Bloody hell I'm knackered !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I come but now I'm going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get all religious - beg to stop when i mean carry on - have been known to produce loud groans - shudder and even pass out - depends how fkn good it is -

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By *lue and RedCouple
over a year ago

Ulverston

Rosi laughs when she cums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the loveeee of godddddd what're issss yourrrrrrr nammmmmmmeeee

Lol joking, I don't shout anything, I just softly say "you like that don't you... You fucking like that you naughty girl"

That appeals more than a shout

Glad you think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes for me too followed by a huge moan

"Now, let's talk about washing up and why you seem to think it's my job. AND you still haven't put that shelf up - you said in February you'd get it done... "

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

This can tell you a lot about someone.

Yes yes yes = positive person

No no no = negative person.

Oh god oh god oh god = religious person.

More more more = greedy person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't say anything. Just your usual moans and groans.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I tend to come over all religious.

Lucky Mr A Religious

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Sorry love didn't mean to cum in your mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bear so I mix grunts with the odd expletive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to sleep...

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Get the kettle on ! Only kidding X

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am a vocal cummer usually lots of groaning. Ah yeh ah yeh, and the odd FUUUUCK. If thrusting ball deep go for 'back o the net' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god and Fuck fuck fuck

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Why are you STILL here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally start to him the tune of 'ride of the Valkyrie' and pronounce 'here it comes' in the voice of Robert Duvall

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Letsbe shouts....kerching!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes fill ur ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both men and women what your word of choice, and are there any funny ones you shout?"
The worst was "fuck the condom has burst!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have some of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have some of that. "
I once said to a guy who had, apparently, given me the best two minute fuck of my life "that I love a good finger before we get started!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bear so I mix grunts with the odd expletive! "

Ohh I love a beastly growl from the throat and a bit of grunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually shout anything just hug them tight so they can feel my body pulse and then kiss whichever part of their anatomy is closest to my lips as I cum...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody else find animals noises pretty weird?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Anybody else find animals noises pretty weird?"

Yeah the dolphin clicks really put me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha random fact Dolphins are the only other mammals next to humans who fuck for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eureka shouted at the top of my voice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREEEEEEEEDOM! OR "OUCH MY EYE WHILST LYING ON MY BACK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREEEEEEEEDOM! OR "OUCH MY EYE"! WHILST LYING ON MY BACK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooohhhh fuuuccckkk yessss ohhhh bbbaaabbbyyy yes riggghhht ttthheeerrreee hhharder hhharder ooooohhh ssshhhitttt

i ffkkiinnn llloovee yyyoouurr cccoccckk/tongue/fingers/ youuuu (which ever im being pleasured by lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombs away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was amazing but I can't help thinking it would have been better if you were still alive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was amazing but I can't help thinking it would have been better if you were still alive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very vocal when I come it ranges on the intensity

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Normally loud positive and religious

But on the odd occasion when it's REALLY amazing I go really quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'mummy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alons-y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cheese Gromit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally loud positive and religious

But on the odd occasion when it's REALLY amazing I go really quiet "

i understand that - xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strangest one I've experienced. She kept saying "sorry, sorry, so....ry, Sso....rry"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally loud positive and religious

But on the odd occasion when it's REALLY amazing I go really quiet

i understand that - xxxxxxxx"

I like the quiet sort but you can see the pleasure in their faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck meeeeeeeeeee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're supposed to cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je viens! Je viens! Les femmes adorent un peu de Français

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Normally loud positive and religious

But on the odd occasion when it's REALLY amazing I go really quiet

i understand that - xxxxxxxx

I like the quiet sort but you can see the pleasure in their faces "

Oh yea you can see it in my face. My cum face would make my ex cum

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Ughaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you say and sound the same as your sister.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

"Wow you say and sound the same as your sister.

"
..........lol that's so weird ........ I don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get alot of women who want me to tell them when im gunna cum so i say im gunna cum im gunna cum im gunna cum then i cum then they quiver for a bit while i make a bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, did I wake you? No? Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say anything - I emit a silent scream!

But in the build up to that I'm hugely vocal! Isn't sex just GORGEOUS??

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Open wide" closely followed by "don't you dare spit it out!" Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On behalf of erectjim ;

"Your MUM!""

Thank you. However I tend to say thank you. Or, get ready to make me a sandwich.

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