FabSwingers.com forum: The big cheese

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

ok your the big cheese in 10 Downing street from tomorrow morning ...what you gonna do to liven things up and get the country in a good mood ?

Try not to keep it clean please and no animals !!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Bring back the stocks for wrongdoers

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Announce that Thatcher has died.....that should cheer up miilions.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

take 50p a litre off petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Announce that Thatcher has died.....that should cheer up miilions."

Best.Idea.Ever

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"take 50p a litre off petrol"

I'll vote for you

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Or if Thatcher hasn't died.....hang her in Hyde Park and sell tickets, should clear the National Debt.

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"take 50p a litre off petrol"

the interviews over you got the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

free kazoos

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Or if Thatcher hasn't died.....hang her in Hyde Park and sell tickets, should clear the National Debt."

Bet tickets sales for the same for Blair and Brown would outsell

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

declare a national "swing" day . extra day off work for all geniune swingers to go enjoy a meet !

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Or if Thatcher hasn't died.....hang her in Hyde Park and sell tickets, should clear the National Debt.

Bet tickets sales for the same for Blair and Brown would outsell"

gulp .....not sure being the big cheese is a good idea anymore

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Hang all Three and clear France and Germany's debt as well

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i dont want to be in charge......i just want to poke fun at those that are

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Serious answers

Make solar panels compulsory on all new homes.

Settle the mortgages on all MP's London flats and take ownership - when an MP loses their seat, they lose the flat. This way, the country doesn't fund property for ex-MPs as it does now.

Increase the top rate of tax.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If we raise the top rate of Income Tax can we use the funds to host a party for the nation when Thatcher dies though?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Put sniper towers in parks to shoot dog owners who don't pick up their dogs poo.

Make people who spit on the pavement lick it back up.

Declare an amnesty on all illegal immigrants, but also allow any that try and sneak in past this point to be killed and eaten..."fancy a Chinese tonight dear?"

Put buttons on road crossings at ground level so that hedgehogs can use them.

Let Richard Branson run the lottery.

Make modern art illegal.

Demand the unconditional return of Normandy from the French.

Give prisoners the right to vote, as long as they can get to their nearest polling station on their own.

I think that will do for now. One of those is almost sensible.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?

We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Create an Anglo-French Army.

It's so preposterous it will make everyone laugh

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Create an Anglo-French Army.

It's so preposterous it will make everyone laugh

...at least we'll have a rear guard all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?

We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !"

Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declare an extra bank holiday between the one at the end of August and Christmas, its such a long gap, think we need another one!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?

We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !

Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one!

lol great slip there eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is the hedgehog one wasn't it?

We have a hedgehog who turns up at teat time, near ran him over in the drive yesterday !

Teat time? Now theres a freudian slip if ever I heard one!

lol great slip there eh"

Makes you wince at the idea of hedgehogs around that sensitive area!

Unless thats your thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy stop spending billions to be in Europe and bring back hanging !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop sending aid to other countries and worry about the uk first.

charity starts at home

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Start a Chav hunting season to help reduce the benefit systems budget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a Chav hunting season to help reduce the benefit systems budget."

cant do that or the do gooders will try to save the greater spotted burbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stop sending aid to other countries and worry about the uk first.

charity starts at home"

I agree on that on that to as we seem to send more aid money to other countries and spend less on sorting our own problems in the u.k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start a Chav hunting season to help reduce the benefit systems budget."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban Christmas!

Would save everyone a fortune!

Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!

*ducks and runs for cover*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Ban Christmas!

Would save everyone a fortune!

Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!

*ducks and runs for cover*"

Watch out! Cromwell's back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban Christmas!

Would save everyone a fortune!

Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!

*ducks and runs for cover*"

I actually agree on this one as it becomes an overwhelming madness to go mad and spend money that a lot of ppl don't have just for one day of the year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban Christmas!

Would save everyone a fortune!

Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!

*ducks and runs for cover*

Watch out! Cromwell's back!!

Nah I'm just that rare breed of woman that hates shopping!

Combine it with crowds of chavs and I Really hate shopping!

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

Make unemployed people queue for 24 hours to collect benefit... out the cheats that way.

Make Swinging a recognised religeon, so that councils would be forced to fund the creation of swingers clubs wherever people wanted them, on the grounds they would be places of worship. You would also be able to take time off of work to attend "religeous festivals" and you wouldn't get arrested for "praying" in your car in the woods at night.

Compulsary sterilsation for anyone that fails their GCSE's

Speeding tickets to be handed over at the time by the recording officer, and he must apprehend you while on foot.

Reclaim all of the British Empire

Sack the whole of the MET office and put someone capable in charge of the weather

Give people £2000 for scrapping cars - the big flash "prestige" cars and 4WD Chelsea tractors - but only if they are owned by someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban Christmas!

Would save everyone a fortune!

Lets just have a Winterval Holiday!

*ducks and runs for cover*

Watch out! Cromwell's back!!

Nah I'm just that rare breed of woman that hates shopping!

Combine it with crowds of chavs and I Really hate shopping!

Rare breed indeed! Unfortunately chavs ,junkies and light fingered people keep me in work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hang all lawyers, all they do is increase everyones cost of living

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Send a lethal and instantaneous computer virus to any PC that uses "English (US)" when it tries to contact a UK computer.

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