FabSwingers.com forum: Merkin

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise the marks of syphilis. Also, many women used them to hide the fact that they had shaved their genitalia. There are many different ways of wearing a merkin, although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum

Quite fancy one.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What, A scrotum??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I spend time making mine nice and smooth...I aint gonna go out a buy it a wig!!

Although there are some really funky ones out there

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If everyones supposed to be going 'green', you could use that fake grass stuff they have on fruit and veg market stalls!

Just a thought...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If everyones supposed to be going 'green', you could use that fake grass stuff they have on fruit and veg market stalls!

Just a thought..."

an astro turf merkin, somewhere to bounce your balls on?

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over a year ago

"If everyones supposed to be going 'green', you could use that fake grass stuff they have on fruit and veg market stalls!

Just a thought..."

An astro turf fanny? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lmao....snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a guy making a fortune selling and fitting personalised,custom made merkins.

Now he has got to surely love his work.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Theres a guy making a fortune selling and fitting personalised,custom made merkins.

Now he has got to surely love his work.

Yes, it's not to be sniffed at!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!"
oh can i borrow it? xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!oh can i borrow it? xxxxxx"

if you take it off with your teeth...sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!oh can i borrow it? xxxxxx

if you take it off with your teeth...sure lol"
iv had worse thimgs in that area.....piece ov cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!oh can i borrow it? xxxxxx

if you take it off with your teeth...sure loliv had worse thimgs in that area.....piece ov cake

fit you in wednesday about 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was going to buy one id like one just like a load of pubes!!! pmsl

Not really... I think id like one like angel wings and made of white feathers

id have one made of barbed wire!oh can i borrow it? xxxxxx

if you take it off with your teeth...sure loliv had worse thimgs in that area.....piece ov cake

fit you in wednesday about 3?"
meow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now he has got to surely love his work."

Nah, from what I hear his customers are all cunts

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