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Seriously though, I've got to go and get ma capped front tooth replaced after that fell out a while ago  | |||
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"Should have had some of my summer fruits instead Bladey
Seriously though, I've got to go and get ma capped front tooth replaced after that fell out a while ago "1 of my crowns id understand it was a proper tooth or at least used to be | |||
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"sits astride bladey gets the pliers open wide " Voddy you don't need pliers to sit astride me you should know that  | |||
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"Downhill slide now,that will be the first of many,it's your age!" She has a valid point  | |||
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"Downhill slide now,that will be the first of many,it's your age!" Why is everyone having an age dig today. Look im only 21 I've just had 25 yrs experience at it | |||
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"Downhill slide now,that will be the first of many,it's your age! She has a valid point "Shut it  | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs" Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain. 
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
A"Id even dunked it in my tea | |||
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"Man up yer wuss  "I'm gona post a pic then you'll be sorry  | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea "Why did you dunk your tooth?
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. " Hmmmm bit of a problem with retrieval I'm afraid  | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. " Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea
Why did you dunk your tooth?
A"So I could swollow it obviously  | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Hmmmm bit of a problem with retrieval I'm afraid "see if yer gran has a old denture you can modify | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! "Did i say id missed you pffft | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! "yeah would be a nightmare | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Hmmmm bit of a problem with retrieval I'm afraid see if yer gran has a old denture you can modify " | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Hmmmm bit of a problem with retrieval I'm afraid see if yer gran has a old denture you can modify "Now come on its a tooth I'm not digging grandma up for her teeth | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare "Just imagine. | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. "no be far to upsetting | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea
Why did you dunk your tooth?
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So I could swollow it obviously "At least it's not lost! 24 hours and you'll be able to glue it back on!
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting "He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea
Why did you dunk your tooth?
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So I could swollow it obviously
At least it's not lost!
24 hours and you'll be able to glue it back on!
A"yeah best clean it first though. Toshs top tip | |||
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea
Why did you dunk your tooth?
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So I could swollow it obviously
At least it's not lost!
24 hours and you'll be able to glue it back on!
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! "Not unless he went to a proctologist rather than a dentist! 
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"Just bit a bloody chocy biscuit and my tooth broke in half. How do I know my wallets soon to be in as much pain as my face. ffs Top tip. Don't keep your biccies in the freezer and if you do - defrost in the microwave thoroughly before consuming!
I feel your pain - had a tooth pulled yesterday.
Well. I don't feel it anymore as now it's gone there is no pain.
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Id even dunked it in my tea
Why did you dunk your tooth?
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So I could swollow it obviously
At least it's not lost!
24 hours and you'll be able to glue it back on!
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! "unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !! | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle!
Not unless he went to a proctologist rather than a dentist!
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !! "Haha classic. | |||
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"Your all horrible nasty people " maybe this old trout thinks it's pay back time still missed me did you! | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !!
Haha classic."Would not of thought it would be the first time he has had sticky stuff on his keyboard. #justsaying | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !!
Haha classic. Would not of thought it would be the first time he has had sticky stuff on his keyboard. #justsaying "Tosh you have a uncanny knack of stating to obvious
Oooo he is quite maybe he now has the keyboard, stuck to his hands and face.. I have a brilliant vision. | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !!
Haha classic. Would not of thought it would be the first time he has had sticky stuff on his keyboard. #justsaying
Tosh you have a uncanny knack of stating to obvious
Oooo he is quite maybe he now has the keyboard, stuck to his hands and face.. I have a brilliant vision. "yeah staggering round his house with lots of household objects stuck all over him | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !!
Haha classic. Would not of thought it would be the first time he has had sticky stuff on his keyboard. #justsaying
Tosh you have a uncanny knack of stating to obvious
Oooo he is quite maybe he now has the keyboard, stuck to his hands and face.. I have a brilliant vision. yeah staggering round his house with lots of household objects stuck all over him "gave up and sat on the sofa, on the tube of glue, now trying to climb out of his jeans to get free.... | |||
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"Stick a bit of superglue on it. Pop it back on. Bobs yer uncle. Good idea. Do be careful you don't get it on your lips
It would just awful, if you glued your mush shut!! yeah would be a nightmare
Just imagine. no be far to upsetting
He's gone quiet maybe he's slipped with the glue? Muffle muffle! unless he has superglued his fingers to the keyboard !!
Haha classic. Would not of thought it would be the first time he has had sticky stuff on his keyboard. #justsaying
Tosh you have a uncanny knack of stating to obvious
Oooo he is quite maybe he now has the keyboard, stuck to his hands and face.. I have a brilliant vision. yeah staggering round his house with lots of household objects stuck all over him gave up and sat on the sofa, on the tube of glue, now trying to climb out of his jeans to get free.... "trying to unglued his hands from his belt is not easy with a ashtray stuck to yer fingers | |||
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"Your all horrible nasty people
maybe this old trout thinks it's pay back time still missed me did you! "No fuck off | |||
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"ahhhh christ!!! do you think he thought he would get sympathy???? "I think maybe he did. Yeah right | |||
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"Your all horrible nasty people
maybe this old trout thinks it's pay back time still missed me did you!
No fuck off " Sniggering me never.
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"ahhhh christ!!! do you think he thought he would get sympathy???? I think maybe he did. Yeah right "Possibly bit off more than he can chew then I suspect!
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer "I nearly laffed then | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then "well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind! | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind! "Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death. Mmmmm muffle muffle. | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle. "Bite me | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me "id be worried you'd try to steal my teeth!  | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
id be worried you'd try to steal my teeth! "or even worse , ask you to find his tooth | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me "That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage! | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage! "Just be grateful I can't do Saturday | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday "I am | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday "You're not going? | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday
You're not going? "He can't he has no teeth. | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday
You're not going?
He can't he has no teeth."That's his selling point. | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday
You're not going? "Can't I'm working sat and sun | |||
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"Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. "And I was warming to you pffft thats it no sousage for you | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday
You're not going?
Can't I'm working sat and sun " x | |||
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"Everybody's a comic you biting ? Oops yer can't really can yer
I nearly laffed then
well he could bite, he just might leave his teeth behind!
Fruit you wanna watch he doesn't gum you to death.
Mmmmm muffle muffle.
Bite me
That my dear, is where I'd have a distinct advantage!
Just be grateful I can't do Saturday
You're not going?
Can't I'm working sat and sun
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