FabSwingers.com forum: Most random place to have ever masturbated?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on guys and girls, don't be shy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was with a lady and , driving a tractor down the road ,, she started it so i finished it ( in a layby )

lol was good fun would love to try again .. or is that being gready ??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once was looking at a flat with my then girlfriend and for some reason she decided to wank me off in the kitchen while the estate agent sat in his car outside.

There was nothing to clean up with so we used the curtain.

I'm not proud of myself but there you go.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Methinks sir doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Oi was that a dig at us Welsh ?????

There is no need to make fun of our leisure centers at all

mfao

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Methinks sir doth protest too much

...you'll notice I never mentioned cows...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Oi was that a dig at us Welsh ?????

There is no need to make fun of our leisure centers at all

mfao

Not at all. I'm from Derbyshire so we get the same accusations!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Methinks sir doth protest too much

...you'll notice I never mentioned cows..."

Inv, you cannae even catch a cold!!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If your counting a hand job then on the M1 in a traffic jam as the girlfriends grown up daughter slept in the back of the car!

If not, then in the middle of a field at night....and no, before you ask, my inability to catch sheep was not involved...

Methinks sir doth protest too much

...you'll notice I never mentioned cows...

Inv, you cannae even catch a cold!!!!!

you been looking at my verification list again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guildford

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nah, just remembering yesterday's conversation, ma wee thorn xxxx

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By *LLSEXEDUPMan
over a year ago

Reading

Thw weirdest place, probally when I was at work in the gym, did it in the toilet, I was so frustrated after a awful morning that I went into there and tugged one off, needless to say my day improved afterwards

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"nah, just remembering yesterday's conversation, ma wee thorn xxxx"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys and girls, don't be shy!!!

xx"

Hmmm was canny hard thinking of a random place I haven’t wanked actually …hmmm (I was that problem teenager)...,,,,, but one that does spring to mind was trying to thrash one out under water albeit only submerged to the waste whilst standing in the sea just of a fairly crowded Sunderland beach…. “Like I said I was that problem teenager” and I can't quite remember if it was a total success,,, but at least I tried…

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Come on guys and girls, don't be shy!!!

I'm from Sunderland and I think I can remember you Soxy!

It was that day the sea was particularly salty and the waves had a 'froth' to them. There were lot's of fishing boats bobbing about I recall, and after a particularly big splash went into her mouth my dear grandmother did complain about the sea men in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG you forgot the heady sound of drum roll and cymbals...."taa-daa"……announcing a touch of good’ol seaside humour, ya cant whack it ..can ya ,,,eh

arf-arf

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"OMG you forgot the heady sound of drum roll and cymbals...."taa-daa"……announcing a touch of good’ol seaside humour, ya cant whack it ..can ya ,,,eh

arf-arf

LOL Sorry I'm feeling old-school today. The double entendres and corn are a whirl in my head.

I soooo wish I was Syd James.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OMG you forgot the heady sound of drum roll and cymbals...."taa-daa"……announcing a touch of good’ol seaside humour, ya cant whack it ..can ya ,,,eh

arf-arf

LOL Sorry I'm feeling old-school today. The double entendres and corn are a whirl in my head.

I soooo wish I was Syd James."

I thought you were... especially since moving back in to the Angel Head and that laugh you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thid isn't so much about a strange place I've knocked one out but more of the consequences afterwards of being caught red'handed. I showed a couple of mates a new girlie mag I'd acquired (this was before t'internet and that was the main way us young lads could get hold of nekid wimin), anyway...as they flicked through the mag I loudly boasted, "you should see the tits on the bird on the centre pages!" to which they quickly turned to the centre pages only to find them STUCK TOGETHER... there was no getting out of it. Caught! Fuck me that was embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't get that pressing need really, except when I am lounging at home, so usually like my bed as I have all my little toys in my bedside draw and wardrobe. Sorry to disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm well let me see was arrested in dublin and was put in a cell in a little town down the road from portmarnock I think it's called drogheda !!!!

anyway was there for foookin hours and just got bored lol !!!passed the time though

Then there was the time I was going to my brothers wedding My mum and her fella where in the front of the car and me and the now ex missus in the back mmmm well you can guess the rest by the way it was on the M1 somwhere but dunno where.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a train! Or in a jacuzzi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Steam room!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

In my mate sandwich, only cos he pissed me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

behind a bush on a golf course...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my mate sandwich, only cos he pissed me off.

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that's fucked up really

* S¡Ts iN CrYp¡T *

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Revenge is sweet.

There was some HP on it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pub toilets on a night out with a body spray can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was on a caravan holiday in my mid-teens with my mum, her bf and his blind mother. was horny as fuk one night and started having a sly one under the duvet lol his mum was sleeping on a fold out bed on the other side while my mum and her bf were in the 1 bedroom.

anyway am halfway thru and she starts shouting my name and asking what am doing!? lol blind as a bat but nothing wrong with her hearing apparantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thid isn't so much about a strange place I've knocked one out but more of the consequences afterwards of being caught red'handed. I showed a couple of mates a new girlie mag I'd acquired (this was before t'internet and that was the main way us young lads could get hold of nekid wimin), anyway...as they flicked through the mag I loudly boasted, "you should see the tits on the bird on the centre pages!" to which they quickly turned to the centre pages

only to find them STUCK TOGETHER... there

was no getting out of it. Caught! Fuck me that was embarrassing.

The next mag you buy make sure to laminate the pages 1st it makes them easy to wipe after

* Sits On Coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving around the back lanes of Cornwall once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in my horse stables when on the phone .. lol xx just me laying in the hay , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plane toilet, pub toilet, work toilet, club dance floor (fem did it to me), car hehe, steam room, shower in gym, public toilet, toilet in Disney Florida and uni library with girl of course then realised was CCTV above us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in my horse stables when on the phone .. lol xx just me laying in the hay , lol"

Tease I wana call when u do that soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in my horse stables when on the phone .. lol xx just me laying in the hay , lol

Tease I wana call when u do that soon"
just telling the truth i like phone sex at times ... and had to go over stables to be alone if people here .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're counting being wanked off then under a coat on a school trip by a girl on the bus on the way home. I came just as we were pulling back into the school car park.....perfect timing.

I would very ,very much like to stress that I was at school too at the time & she was the same age as me, this wasn't last week or anything like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only to find them STUCK TOGETHER... there

was no getting out of it. Caught! Fuck me that was embarrassing.

The next mag you buy make sure to laminate the pages 1st it makes them easy to wipe after

* Sits On Coffin * "

Don't need mags anymore now we got the lovely internet and all the porn I could possibly want. Plus Siren likes displaying her 'charms' for me to photograph.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we're counting being wanked off then under a coat on a school trip by a girl on the bus on the way home. I came just as we were pulling back into the school car park.....perfect timing.

I would very ,very much like to stress that I was at school too at the time & she was the same age as me, this wasn't last week or anything like that."

Glad you added that bit at the end, i was just about to press the 3rd 9 on my phone haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my mate sandwich, only cos he pissed me off.

Haha that is so wronf, but well played sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to travel around Scotland for work, something about driving always gets me horny so many a layby has seen my handbag deliver up a toy and me go at it, always hoping some nice trucker or white van man would stop and help out

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When I used to travel around Scotland for work, something about driving always gets me horny so many a layby has seen my handbag deliver up a toy and me go at it, always hoping some nice trucker or white van man would stop and help out"

White vanman, stops, spots and waves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shower at the gym

shower at the pool

sunbed at work

shop changing rooms

i know theres many more but can't think got a mind blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about 14, and I went to go and watch my grandad play bowls, and it was so boring, that I went into the back room in the club house, and had a crafty wank. I couldnt look my grandad in the eye the rest of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was about 14, and I went to go and watch my grandad play bowls, and it was so boring, that I went into the back room in the club house, and had a crafty wank. I couldnt look my grandad in the eye the rest of the day."

what turned you on please dont say the 70 ya old female bowlers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what turned you on please dont say the 70 ya old female bowlers lol

lol I have no idea, at 14 i used to get a hardon looking at the underwear section of the littlewoods catalog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belgium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just asked Siren this question and I'd have staked all my money on her saying, "fook off, I've never done anything like that where I might be seen!"... but she actually said, "On a bus!"

There are things about my wife I am yet still to discover. I wonder if she's drip-feeding me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belgium"

That's quite specifically random.

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

While on exercise on dartmoor at about 3am... was on guard, bored to death and didn't want to fall asleep..... only one solution - knock one off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving in a huge military convoy - so bored.

On guard in the middle of night.

On guard in the middle of the day.

Sauna (maybe I should have waited until it was empty)...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A bank - and yeah, I am talking about a High Street one... but not in this country. It was exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in my horse stables when on the phone .. lol xx just me laying in the hay , lol"

Nice to know you act out what's in my head x

Strangest place I've nocked one off? In the woods during some sex texting..

and got it tugged in a busy pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled one out into the mouth of sleeping partner in tent one night she never knew hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Ivor Biggun aka Doc Cox,

"I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain, I've wanked in an Omnibus, I've even had a wank on a train, I've used a badger, and a melon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat.... that's why, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To quote Ivor Biggun aka Doc Cox,

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never get boring like that. where next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bank - and yeah, I am talking about a High Street one... but not in this country. It was exciting

How did you get away with that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a plane I got well bored xx

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