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If you were a firework...

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

If you were a firework what would you be?

I'd be one of those dodgy cheap Chinese ones that shoot sideways and explode in your kitchen.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I would be a rocket that once you light it's fuse, goes wheeeeeeeeeee then explodes in a fusion of colours

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Silver Fountain, bubbly and sparkling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd be one of those that sizzle away slowy and never seem to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sparkler lol

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Anyone called Catherine want to play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the last one in the display, cause you know its all over and you are left thinking

was that it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'd be one of those that looks big and powerful in the packet but when you get it out it goes off before you're ready and usually right in your face.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"I'd be one of those that looks big and powerful in the packet but when you get it out it goes off before you're ready and usually right in your face."

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"i'd be one of those that sizzle away slowy and never seem to stop"

You daft bugger, thats the taper for lighting them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'd be one of those that sizzle away slowy and never seem to stop

You daft bugger, thats the taper for lighting them!! "

nooooo...the ones that go phut...phut phut......phut....phut phut phut..............................phut

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Got to be a damp squib for me

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"i'd be one of those that sizzle away slowy and never seem to stop

You daft bugger, thats the taper for lighting them!!

nooooo...the ones that go phut...phut phut......phut....phut phut phut..............................phut"

..phut phut phut phut....phut..phut phut...

!!!!!KEEEEEERRRRRFUCKINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've changed my mind.

I want to be one of those HUGE rockets that go up miles and explode...then send a javelin sized piece of stick to earth at 300 mph to smash someone's greenhouse or car...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've changed my mind.

I want to be one of those HUGE rockets that go up miles and explode...then send a javelin sized piece of stick to earth at 300 mph to smash someone's greenhouse or car... "

too late!!!! already got you pegged as the inevitable dud in the box!! xxx

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I've changed my mind.

I want to be one of those HUGE rockets that go up miles and explode...then send a javelin sized piece of stick to earth at 300 mph to smash someone's greenhouse or car...

too late!!!! already got you pegged as the inevitable dud in the box!! xxx "

...sizzle phluup!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've changed my mind.

I want to be one of those HUGE rockets that go up miles and explode...then send a javelin sized piece of stick to earth at 300 mph to smash someone's greenhouse or car...

too late!!!! already got you pegged as the inevitable dud in the box!! xxx

...sizzle phluup! "

yep - I agree thorny xxxxxxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A Roman Candle... multi explosive

Mrs R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be one of those indoor fireworks....they sort that once you set it off, it only serves to clear the room and ruin the carpet and leaves you shaking ya head thinking WHY in the name of holly f**K!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grrrr.... "holy" not holly!!!,,,,,, grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moths dipped in lighter fuel and put in a room with candles, makes an inexpensive yet effective indoor firework display

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

damn!!! was ready to change my name!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he'd be a banger, she'd be a screecher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I be the bottle where you stick the rocket?

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

I would be a Catherine wheel.

Light the touch paper and stand well clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a quiet one so my poor dogs can relax tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a Banger And make a big bang and make you jump, lol jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be one of those multi rocket ones with lots of bangs in 'em.

Just one more, and another, and another...

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I would be one of those multi rocket ones with lots of bangs in 'em.

Just one more, and another, and another... "

Can I light you and watch?? Phwoor! [rubs knees in pervy fashion]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be one of those multi rocket ones with lots of bangs in 'em.

Just one more, and another, and another...

Can I light you and watch?? Phwoor! [rubs knees in pervy fashion] "

Only if you promise not to drool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Catherine wheel. Loads of effort, looks impressive but ultimately not really getting anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Catherine wheel. Loads of effort, looks impressive but ultimately not really getting anywhere "

I dont know any names for fireworks , so the above sounds about right lol

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I would be one of those multi rocket ones with lots of bangs in 'em.

Just one more, and another, and another...

Can I light you and watch?? Phwoor! [rubs knees in pervy fashion]

Only if you promise not to drool!"

Ohhh goody! I'll bring a box to stand on so I can see!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be a damp squib for me "

..that sounds like a new kind of fish david attenborough just dicovered!!...

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