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By *evaquit OP   Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show off.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not French, but the ladies consider my tower an eyeful.

Does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not French, but the ladies consider my tower an eyeful.

Does that work? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not French.

But my surname is a French name.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I'm not French, but the ladies consider my tower an eyeful.

Does that work? "

A trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him"
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I'm not French! but.... There's a bloody good chance you are.

Bloody Normans

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'm not French, but the ladies consider my tower an eyeful.

Does that work? "

Works for me

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I'm not French but last night i cooked pommes dauphinoise..

without cream..

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him.

I'm not French! but.... There's a bloody good chance you are.

Bloody Normans "

Tsk, tsk!

The Normans weren't Frenchmen, they were Vikings from Scandinavia. The French only took over with Henry II !

Meanwhile OP:

Good luck with your drive, I hope it's not too hot for you in that car. I promise we'll give you a wave from our sun-lounger as we cruise past on our way to Balboa on the ferry.

So long as there's no risk of me spilling my cocktail, natch

Mr ddc

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By *evaquit OP   Couple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him.

I'm not French! but.... There's a bloody good chance you are.

Bloody Normans

Tsk, tsk!

The Normans weren't Frenchmen, they were Vikings from Scandinavia. The French only took over with Henry II !

Meanwhile OP:

Good luck with your drive, I hope it's not too hot for you in that car. I promise we'll give you a wave from our sun-lounger as we cruise past on our way to Balboa on the ferry.

So long as there's no risk of me spilling my cocktail, natch

Mr ddc "

Now THAT'S showing off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not French but we have lived here for 15 years!! The toll tags aren't always fastest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Swedish and I get the Swedish meatballs from IKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him.

I'm not French! but.... There's a bloody good chance you are.

Bloody Normans

Tsk, tsk!

The Normans weren't Frenchmen, they were Vikings from Scandinavia. The French only took over with Henry II !

Meanwhile OP:

Good luck with your drive, I hope it's not too hot for you in that car. I promise we'll give you a wave from our sun-lounger as we cruise past on our way to Balboa on the ferry.

So long as there's no risk of me spilling my cocktail, natch

Mr ddc "
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Ha bloody typical of the French/Germanic/Vikings can't even get an invasion right.

Where's that great Englishman Richard the first when you need him to fuck theses foreigners off.

What's that, hey, no, even him.

Bloomin huguenots .

The ferry... across the bay of biscay...

It'll be fine I'm sure

Just make sure you familiarise with where the lifeboats are

If all else fails abandon boat to Normandy, just watch out for the rapping and pillaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bicycles the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bicycles the way to go "
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With stripey top and onions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him"

We fly there in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the owner of a brand newbFrench toll tag. Yep! Whilst the tourists will be queing at the toll booths I'll be whizzing by with the locals through the fast queue free zone with a smug smile as I go. Cap D'age here we come, hours before the others.

Sorry, felt compelled to share.

Him

We fly there in August "
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With Lufthansa .... Have you not read the advice above.

Have you not considered a Zeppelin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm French .... and sometimes the toll tag don't work ....so you have to back away and join the queue ....if I see you , I'll let you pass in front of me .... I have been living in England enough to know about manners

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I promise we'll give you a wave from our sun-lounger as we cruise past on our way to Balboa on the ferry.

So long as there's no risk of me spilling my cocktail, natch

Mr ddc

Now THAT'S showing off! "

(Except you know that we'll really be leaning over the rail, in the pouring rain, with a face like , 'feeding the dolphins')

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By *4STYWoman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

Mine too

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