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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw a lady working out in the gym guy next to me said she so fit I'd lick the bench when she gets up

So finish the sentence in your way.

He/she so fit I'd........

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...stick him on the floor and fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I'd like to meet their mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old boss used to say, that lassies so hot I'd watch her shite on a glass table...

Needless to say we didn't stay in touch after I left that office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is so fit I'd cream my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She so fit I'd give her the pleasure of licking my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so fit .......she doesn't sweat in the gym.

Nothing to lick here, move along please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is so fit id walk a thousand miles to hear her fart through a walkie talkie!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

She's so fit .......she doesn't sweat in the gym.

Nothing to lick here, move along please. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She is so fit id walk a thousand miles to hear her fart through a walkie talkie!! "

now that gets the prize I have honesty never heard that before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is so fit id walk a thousand miles to hear her fart through a walkie talkie!!

now that gets the prize I have honesty never heard that before lol"

You've never heard that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so fit, I'd drag my bollocks over a 100 yards of broken glass, just to wank in her shadow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...give them a burger

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Remember an old one from the 80`s..

She is so fit - I would Bend her over and fuck her Sideways..

Still don't make sense to me lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crawl over broken glass to stick needles in her shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl over broken glass to stick needles in her shit

Ha. Shit does happen! (A lot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her sit on my face and pedal my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I love the forums at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick her from front to back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

That's a very specific line!! Anyone in mind? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

That's a very specific line!! Anyone in mind? X "

The pillows should provide a clue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

That's a very specific line!! Anyone in mind? X

The pillows should provide a clue!!

Think I got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

That's a very specific line!! Anyone in mind? X

The pillows should provide a clue!!

Think I got it

I can't answer that one without sounding crass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're so fit I'd consider driving to Kent -with my clean pillows!!

That's a very specific line!! Anyone in mind? X

The pillows should provide a clue!!

Think I got it

I can't answer that one without sounding crass!!

Im guessing, but would you get sand in the pillows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..use her pubes for dental floss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As jimmy carr says.

I would crawl naked over a mile of broken glass...to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"As jimmy carr says.

I would crawl naked over a mile of broken glass...to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's so fit I'd use her shite for toothpaste n shag her till the neighbours complained about the smell

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Similar to one earlier, my old boss used to say 'I'd walk across the Kalahari Desert just to stick a used match stick in her shite.'

Another one of his was, 'She's fucking gorgeous. Dead posh too. She's so posh I bet she doesn't look at the toilet paper when she wipes her arse.'

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