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Staring at women's breasts helps you live longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of male friends posted this on FB and it made me smile.

Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years.

According to a German research paper published some time ago - men who stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer.

The study claims that 10 minutes of ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

The finding has been made after an assessment of 200 men over a period of five years.

The men who stare at women's breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have a slower heart beat. Sexual desire leads to better blood circulation meaning improved health.

If it's true, I bet they had real difficulty recruiting those 200 guys!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Going to start charging then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Year 4030ad here I come!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Year 4030ad here I come!! "

You must be doing more than 10 minutes a day !

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Uh oh, I'm helping the chinese live longer....

For some reason their eyes never quite get up to mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it work for bums?

I'm more of an ass man (no jokes about me being an ass) than a boob man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does staring at men's bums help us ladies......I'll keep trying just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does staring at men's bums help us ladies......I'll keep trying just in case "

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it differentiate between actual and porn

If porn counts we could all be sticking around,

But that's not the issue, who the feck spends 5 years on this,

Imagine being the only lady in a room full of guys 5 years ago when (if) they where planning this,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does staring at men's bums help us ladies......I'll keep trying just in case

I'll show you mine if you show me yours "
ohh promises promises x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they"

I reckon it must work both ways. I'll join your study group and we can test it out !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it work for bums?

I'm more of an ass man (no jokes about me being an ass) than a boob man."

I'm not sure, you could contact them to find out what the bottom line is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what about us women staring at other women's breasts. ..do we live longer and have lower blood pressure I mean the men canny have all the fun no can they

I reckon it must work both ways. I'll join your study group and we can test it out ! "

Shall I stare at your and you mine or we just going to ogle other gawjus ladies?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Suppose your OH is a gym bunny who can stare at boobs and bums while running on a treadmill and lifting weights.....I guess he is going to love forever?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about if you women stare at your own breasts?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So the old saying an Apple a day...should really be .. a boob a day keeps the Dr away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about if you women stare at your own breasts?"

I'm staring at mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Let's all meet up in the year three thousand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers "
I haven't got melons I've only got average saggy boobies so will have one of my better features on show instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers I haven't got melons I've only got average saggy boobies so will have one of my better features on show instead"

I'd disagree. They look good to me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Does fondling breasts help you live longer too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does fondling breasts help you live longer too "
don't know about helping you live longer but I know it brings a.smile to my face....and a.wet patch in my knickers....if I'm wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers I haven't got melons I've only got average saggy boobies so will have one of my better features on show instead

I'd disagree. They look good to me."
thank you

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"

Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years.

"

Even if it causes an earthquake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I feel better about glaring crossly at the "lurker" on the beach yesterday, I may have shrivelled him with the sort of withering death stare a cat would be proud of, but only after adding a good fifteen years to his life!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So ..The Sun was providing a public service all along ... Who'd a guessed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls! Feck! Tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to live for ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of male friends posted this on FB and it made me smile.

Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years.

According to a German research paper published some time ago - men who stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer.

The study claims that 10 minutes of ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.

The finding has been made after an assessment of 200 men over a period of five years.

The men who stare at women's breasts have lower blood pressure, suffer less cardiovascular disease and have a slower heart beat. Sexual desire leads to better blood circulation meaning improved health.

If it's true, I bet they had real difficulty recruiting those 200 guys! "

Makes sense to me! I should live to a ripe old age then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers "

My melons are out just for medical reasons

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers

My melons are out just for medical reasons "

that medicine works for me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Great bit of research.

I might start my own follow up study on the effect on women's life expectancy of having their breasts fondled.

Ladies, care to join my research program?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am at deaths door! help!help!

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By *ythenshawefredMan
over a year ago

stockport

Ok so if 10 mins per day = 5 extra years logically 30 mins = 15 years and so on

I think I might be immortal !!!!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder how it works for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is missing data;

Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?

If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?

Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?

Does the size of the breasts skew the data?

Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?

Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?

Do perky nips add anything?

So much more we need to know here.........

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Going to start charging then!"

They are magnificent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies you know what this means! You have to start melons Monday! Show those lovely melons to help your fellow male fabbers

My melons are out just for medical reasons "

And lovely melons they are too.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

not if they catch you

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

You have to hand it to those university undergraduates. First a three-year course on downloading pics from a swinging site, now 3 years of staring at boobies.

I may have to seek funding for my latest hypothesis that shagging loads of fit young fillies helps weight loss.

Mr ddc

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By *himneyMan
over a year ago

South London

It works!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is missing data;

Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?

If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?

Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?

Does the size of the breasts skew the data?

Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?

Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?

Do perky nips add anything?

So much more we need to know here........."

I think you need to set up the next project! I was wondering if it works for cocks too? And how do you test the placebo effect - do you stare at a white wall or something ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have to hand it to those university undergraduates. First a three-year course on downloading pics from a swinging site, now 3 years of staring at boobies.

I may have to seek funding for my latest hypothesis that shagging loads of fit young fillies helps weight loss.

Mr ddc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I wouldn't be good for me if I was staring at my own while crossing the road, driving, swimming with sharks, trying to pack my parachute, cage fighting or cooking a fried breakfast.

In fact, I think it might go horribly wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sure IT wouldn't be good for me..."

Sorry, was temporarily distracted by my A cups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is missing data;

Does it only work if staring at bare breasts, or clothed?

If the data collected is based on clothed breasts, would bare breasts increase the lifespan significantly more than the given data suggests?

Do pictures of breasts or on television/in film provide the same benefit?

Does the size of the breasts skew the data?

Are the benefits associated with viewing full breasts only, or does cleavage provide the same life enhancing benefits?

Does it need to be both breasts or will one suffice? Maybe only seeing one of a pair halves the benefit?

Do perky nips add anything?

So much more we need to know here.........

I think you need to set up the next project! I was wondering if it works for cocks too? And how do you test the placebo effect - do you stare at a white wall or something ? "

I wouldn't mind continuing the study to be honest.

All we need is a few male volunteers to have their ages measured and a few ladies with great chesticles.

Now, where on earth will we find them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""sure IT wouldn't be good for me..."

Sorry, was temporarily distracted by my A cups."

Bazinga.........

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Great news. Yes please breasts are gorgeous

Eomen.should know how lovely they are

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

If my neighbour saw me staring at his wife's breasts I think it would shorten my life

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"If my neighbour saw me staring at his wife's breasts I think it would shorten my life "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under current considerations re Scottish LGBT lot, not true if you stare at Lezzie's breasts.

It's now a hate crime (unless yer doing so to come out which sadly doesn't apply to me). The consequences of which may not lead to a longer life.

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