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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1 remove trousers/skirts/tights

2 pull down knickers

3 spread legs apart

4 place head between legs

5 stick tongue out

6 lick her like a MrWhippy

7 don't stop

8 come up for air

9 refer to point 6

10 she orgasms...

Simples

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

No kissing, biting, grabbing, pulling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No kissing, biting, grabbing, pulling?"

Only the select few get that privilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 remove trousers/skirts/tights

2 pull down knickers

3 spread legs apart

4 place head between legs

5 stick tongue out

6 lick her like a MrWhippy

7 don't stop

8 come up for air

9 refer to point 6

10 she orgasms...

Simples "

Point 9 - do you insert a flake at that point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Tie wrists to Bedposts

2 Tie Feet to Bedposts

3 Stick Dick in

4 Squirt

5 Leave

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 remove trousers/skirts/tights

2 pull down knickers

3 spread legs apart

4 place head between legs

5 stick tongue out

6 lick her like a MrWhippy

7 don't stop

8 come up for air

9 refer to point 6

10 she orgasms...

Simples "

Forgot 11. She gets bored stupid cos it's not doing a thing for her no matter how many times she tries to let him know that's not me clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 Tie wrists to Bedposts

2 Tie Feet to Bedposts

3 Stick Dick in

4 Squirt

5 Leave

Gimp "

Another satisfied customer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Must admit I nearly added insert flake, but I ate that first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens if they are commando?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must admit I nearly added insert flake, but I ate that first "

Don't you realise it's rude not to share!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if they are commando?"

Fuck knows... I get my machine gun out and pretend to be a jap (no offence intended)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Must admit I nearly added insert flake, but I ate that first

Don't you realise it's rude not to share! "

Of course.... that's why were all here

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"1 Tie wrists to Bedposts

2 Tie Feet to Bedposts

3 Stick Dick in

4 Squirt

5 Leave

Gimp "

Works for me

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"No kissing, biting, grabbing, pulling?

Only the select few get that privilege"

Well I wouldn't be doing any of the other stuff if I didn't get mine too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"1 remove trousers/skirts/tights

2 pull down knickers

3 spread legs apart

4 place head between legs

5 stick tongue out

6 lick her like a MrWhippy

7 don't stop

8 come up for air

9 refer to point 6

10 she orgasms...

Simples

Forgot 11. She gets bored stupid cos it's not doing a thing for her no matter how many times she tries to let him know that's not me clit "
12 she fakes orgasm ,he leaves off thinking he's a sex god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 remove trousers/skirts/tights

2 pull down knickers

3 spread legs apart

4 place head between legs

5 stick tongue out

6 lick her like a MrWhippy

7 don't stop

8 come up for air

9 refer to point 6

10 she orgasms...

Simples

Forgot 11. She gets bored stupid cos it's not doing a thing for her no matter how many times she tries to let him know that's not me clit 12 she fakes orgasm ,he leaves off thinking he's a sex god"

Oh that's a very good one

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