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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

Um, it's not just men that do some of those things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You tense the guns in a mirror too?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Drive around lost for three hours rather than ask for directions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are only 3 on that list i dont do, am i a bloke??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

Lol its funny

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"there are only 3 on that list i dont do, am i a bloke??

Yes I'm afraid you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

Um, it's not just men that do some of those things

Was about to say the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a flat pack and try and do it without the instructions then storm off after hrs of not getting anywhere first and let the Mrs do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with most of that, mate.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

Um, it's not just men that do some of those things

Was about to say the same thing

I lots of them but I don't laugh at the disabled and I don't know anyone over 15 who does

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

Um, it's not just men that do some of those things

Was about to say the same thing

I am a geezer bird and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a cupboard to look for something & if it's not staring them in the face, say they can't find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 is a bit :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"26 is a bit :/

Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.

Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,2,22, and 27 only.

I'm querying this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Imagine your david beckham when having a kick about with the kids in garden.... Then get pissy when they tackle the ball off u....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time."

Nah, cut and paste takes seconds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something a bit vanilla to start with....

30 things only us men do:

1. Look in the tissue after blowing our nose.

2. Touch hot things, Just to see how hot it is.

3. Set off early, And arrive late.

4. Order food, And still keep looking at the menu.

5. Fart and be proud.

6. Put a sickipedia joke as our Facebook status.

7. Beep at girls.

8. Dance to the toilet when out clubbing.

9. Call everyone mate.

10. Dance back from the toilet.

11. Put mobile phone in our front right pocket.

12. Check our phone for no reason.

13. Have a jar for loose change.

14. Hit snooze at least 3 times.

15. Moan about the weather, when inside.

16. Stub our toe, Then blame the thing we stubbed it on.

17. Say 'I love you too' Quietly.

18. Sit with our hands down our trousers, and fiddle.

19. Wear a t-shirt in winter, because we've been to the gym.

20. Call every woman darling.

21. Check our phone, Again.

22. Piss in the shower.

23. Fart in the bath.

24. Lie about our dreams.

25. Give our car a name.

26. Laugh at the disabled.

27. Masturbate, Apparently

28. Lose the house keys, at home.

29. Save a girls number, With a blokes name.

30. Look in the mirror, and tense our arms

What would you add?

You must have been really bored to write such a monotonous list. I presume it has at least helped you pass the time."
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You must be really boring to write such a rubbish response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compare cock sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch their arses and sniff their fingers

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Take too long on the loo

Leaves the loo seat up

Have selective hearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the sat nav saying it's wrong ..... Then getting lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41. Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"26 is a bit :/

Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.

Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately. "

I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"26 is a bit :/

Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.

Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately.

I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it"

Should have slapped them all!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..

take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all

take three days to process anything 'emotional'

sulk, for however long it suits them..

never learn to iron..

expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..

keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..

take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all

take three days to process anything 'emotional'

sulk, for however long it suits them..

never learn to iron..

expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..

keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)

Ahem!! I'll have you know there's a number of forumites that can now fold a fitted sheet thanks to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No 26?

I've worked with disabled people for quite a few years. So tell me OP, Why are you laughing at them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..

take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all

take three days to process anything 'emotional'

sulk, for however long it suits them..

never learn to iron..

expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..

keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)

Take the rubbish out, and act like they've cleaned the whole house lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..

take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all

take three days to process anything 'emotional'

sulk, for however long it suits them..

never learn to iron..

expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..

keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)

Ahem!! I'll have you know there's a number of forumites that can now fold a fitted sheet thanks to me!

such talent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"26 is a bit :/

Just to make it clear its not something I do or condone. It was a list I seen on another site and thought it was good for some discussion banter.

Saying that, some small minded people do unfortunately.

I've been laughed at, it ain't nice at all, I did slap one person for it

Should have slapped them all!!"

My last employer said if I cant provide proof then it mustn't be true, I nearly walked out in the middle of my shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No 26?

I've worked with disabled people for quite a few years. So tell me OP, Why are you laughing at them?

Who says I'm laughing? Read the thread!!!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"start a job leave it half finished for 6 months..

take over something you were doing when you've nearly finished and then claim later they did it all

take three days to process anything 'emotional'

sulk, for however long it suits them..

never learn to iron..

expect washing to magically wash itself, hang itself up, take itself down and put itself away..

keep stuff thats completely useless"just in case" including dead batteries (what is that about)

Take the rubbish out, and act like they've cleaned the whole house lol

aint that the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Compare cock sizes"

You'd have to be very confident to do that

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By *exybbw_69Couple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Proudly take credit for doing the BBQ when all you've actually done is light it and watch over the meat as it cooks, the prep and cleaning up is done by the Mrs

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

post lists of things everybody under 30 does as male habits

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