FabSwingers.com forum: 10 steps to a perfect blowjob

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LADIES::::

Your man surely awaits you!

1. Spread him across your bed with both legs opened wide... Once he is in that position, lube him up ... (Ladies you must find a flavored oil that is to your liking and warm it up)... Yummy ...You are on your way!

2. With your lubed up hands, massage his cock and sac... (Ladies DO NOT forget about YOUR man's sac. It is VERY important... Whether he tells you it is or not...JUST DO IT!)

3. Next, slowly begin stroking his cock with your mouth...(Ladies remember slight moans... This is intriguing to your man... He LOVES to know that you are enjoying the taste of his cock...)

4. Turn your attention to his sac... (Ladies by turning your attention to his sac, I mean put it in your mouth...YES...I said it! Take his complete sac and place it in your mouth... YOUR man will love this...)

5. Rub his cock while you are sucking his sac... (Ladies just pay some attention to his hardened cock while you are sucking his sac... Suck one at a time... BE GENTLE! While you are sucking his sac, your strokes should be light...This lets your man know that you haven't forgotten about his cock... You WILL soon be back for it...)

6. His cock is hard now and he is AROUSED! (Yes ladies, your man is aroused! He wants to feel you on his cock...So begin licking it up and down... Circle the head of his plump cock...This DRIVES him deeper...)

7. Now, with your mouth, begin stroking it with firmer strokes...(Ladies, speed up the pace... Let him know you are in CONTROL...Yes, I said it... Take control of your man...He wants to feel the pleasure he is receiving from your mouth... Don't be scared of it... Take IT ALL IN! If you feel like you may gag, just spray some throat spray in your mouth before you begin, or you can draw back on his cock if you feel it's getting to deep.. Just DO NOT stop!)

8. Do not let your man release until you want him to do so... (Ladies, If you feel like your man is going to explode and you still want to pleasure him more, come to a halt for a brief moment...Only release him when you want to give him that satisfaction...Remember, YOU ARE THE ONE IN CONTROL!)

9. Be ready to give him his pleasures... Once you are ready... JUST DO IT! (Ladies, think of your man's cock as your favorite lollipop that you are wanting to get to the middle to find out what special treat awaits you...SUCK IT... LICK IT...SUCK IT MORE ...SUCK IT HARDER...SUCK IS SLOWLY .... SPEED UP AS YOU DRIVE IT DEEPER IN YOUR MOUTH... CONSUME HIS COCK...)

10. Release him...(Ladies, DO NOT be scared to taste your man's juices...If you feel like you can't handle it ...DO NOT let him know this...Just hold it in your mouth and go to the bathroom to spit it out...But, you should let him release in your mouth ...If any of your men says they don't like this...They ARE A FUCKING LIAR! Men love this!!!!! And you will get a great enjoyment out of this if you love your man, because giving him satisfaction also gives you great pleasures...)

Now, if you want to get real kinky with your man ...You can share the taste of each others juices... To me this is a great turn on... DO NOT be scared to suck a cock! It is indeed YUMMY!!!! You can also do this on your knees in the shower with your man, or in the living room while he sits on the couch ...Just use your imagination and let your man know he is important to you!!!!!! Remember ladies, it's ALWAYS better to GIVE than to RECEIVE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair play....that gave me a semi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds pretty tremendous to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought all that was common knowledge lol. I find moving the tongue around at the same time as having it in your mouth drives them wild !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick to doing what I do... Seems to work and no two men are the same as are no two blow jobs...

And lube.. my mouth has all the natural lubrication I need..

I'd also never spit cum down the toilet if I'm not taking it in my mouth it goes over my face.

One man's perfect bj could be another man's nightmare.. try many different things and enjoy it and listen to and watch his body x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg this got me uber horny imagining this !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought all that was common knowledge lol. I find moving the tongue around at the same time as having it in your mouth drives them wild !

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snap....never had a man complain

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees

would you like to come give a demonstration please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of demonstration and lessons for her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this as a couple just got me a blowjob haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick behind the balls "sac" is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone needs practice im willing to be yhe human guniea pig for scientific reasons hobvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought all that was common knowledge lol. I find moving the tongue around at the same time as having it in your mouth drives them wild !

i do this too

making sure i always go top to bottom a good deep throat works wonders too, i also love to tease with my tongue feeling the cock getting harder and harder.... Once i let him expload i carry on sucking for more im a lil greedy like that... My fuck buddy loves the way i suck his cock.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't use lube/oil OR have a set routine. Each one gets personalised treatment

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

At the age of 41 I think I give a pretty decent BJ and have never needed lube lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omfg this got me uber horny imagining this !!!"

Wait till you experience the real thing.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Lube? I must be doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about i end up just face fucking them i need to be tied down so can go all the way without wanting to choke them ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy. "

Marry me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a joke at first, OP how dry must your mouth be! Never used lube in my life, and I like to give a good sloppy blowie myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube? I must be doing it wrong

Cherry lube is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy. "

Same! Looking up and spitting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I don't use lube/oil OR have a set routine. Each one gets personalised treatment

Surely the size and girth can play a big part in how you do it,

If its not big enough to use your hand and suck it at the same time and if its huge and fat 2 hands and go down as far as you can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a blowie with some popping candy type stuff fricking amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was a joke at first, OP how dry must your mouth be! Never used lube in my life, and I like to give a good sloppy blowie myself "

I have someone who likes lots of cherry lube as he likes to wank while I pop down lower a while. He got be hooked on the stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock would be hard before step 6!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy.

Same! Looking up and spitting on it

Not all men like sloppy though. Too much saliva can turn them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock would be hard before step 6!"

Probably after step 3 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard now let alone step 1 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy.

Same! Looking up and spitting on it

Not all men like sloppy though. Too much saliva can turn them off

Never met one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy.

Same! Looking up and spitting on it

Not all men like sloppy though. Too much saliva can turn them off

To be honest as I do it as much for me as them they could mostly get one from someone else. I will build it up xx I'd not start by spitting on a guy but I'd build it up. Only had one guy not like it sloppy.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

As my man often says .

Let me tell you about my worst ever blow job ..... It was fantastic .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used lube on a blowjob, taking down as deep as you can, i have found licking a figure of eight around the cock works wonders.

The face fuck take it like its your last meal.

I do swallow but if i didnt, i would ask for it to go elsewhere.

A man would know if you ran to spit in the bathroom, i maybe wrong but i would guess a little bit of an insult aftermath.

My full technique is a recipe

no complaints yet lol

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very important part for me is looking up and making sure its nice and sloppy.

Same! Looking up and spitting on it

Not all men like sloppy though. Too much saliva can turn them off

Never met one yet "

I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never used lube, never needed it. and ex hated balls sucked/licked, think i will stick to treating guys as individuals.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!"

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some girls love licking my bum area ha they say its lush haha like litrilli obsessed with it i dont mind ja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

Or do what i do and hold there nose haha toushey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeezo you men expect so much.

Is there a how to treat a lady well guide ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reading this as a couple just got me a blowjob haha!"

Go u....lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeezo you men expect so much.

Is there a how to treat a lady well guide ??"

Oh dont get me wrong i love treating a lady right in every department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As my man often says .

Let me tell you about my worst ever blow job ..... It was fantastic .

Jo x"

Brilliant

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I've never yet got any complaints & I don't use lube & what's this about spitting out the cum what an awful waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

Or do what i do and hold there nose haha toushey"

Lol that would just suffocate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Man posts one he will probably told everyone is different and how dare he tell other people how to do it

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

"I thought all that was common knowledge lol. I find moving the tongue around at the same time as having it in your mouth drives them wild !

See now ladies I love that the feeling of the ladies tounge over my bellend mmmmm xxx

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

Where did the OP cut n paste this from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

Or do what i do and hold there nose haha toushey

Lol that would just suffocate them "

Only for a little while

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll stick to doing what I do... Seems to work and no two men are the same as are no two blow jobs...

And lube.. my mouth has all the natural lubrication I need..

I'd also never spit cum down the toilet if I'm not taking it in my mouth it goes over my face.

One man's perfect bj could be another man's nightmare.. try many different things and enjoy it and listen to and watch his body x"

Totally with you on this one. I'll take direction from the guy whose cock I'm sucking - after twenty years I'm pretty sure I've mastered the art by now

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

The art of it is in the tounge action xx

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sounds ok to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

Or do what i do and hold there nose haha toushey

Lol that would just suffocate them

Only for a little while

Until they die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sloppier the better !!!! Looking up watery eyes daymn !!!

You need a big cock to make someone's eyes water

Or do what i do and hold there nose haha toushey

Lol that would just suffocate them

Only for a little while

Until they die

Haha hopefully before then hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a Man posts one he will probably told everyone is different and how dare he tell other people how to do it

That did happen lol we all know these threads are a bit of light hearted fun. We all know everyone likes different things done in different ways. Some people actually enjoy reading these threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm do you think I need any tips, hubby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick to doing what I do... Seems to work and no two men are the same as are no two blow jobs...

And lube.. my mouth has all the natural lubrication I need..

I'd also never spit cum down the toilet if I'm not taking it in my mouth it goes over my face.

One man's perfect bj could be another man's nightmare.. try many different things and enjoy it and listen to and watch his body x

Totally with you on this one. I'll take direction from the guy whose cock I'm sucking - after twenty years I'm pretty sure I've mastered the art by now"

I don't like spitting gagging

or to much attention to my balls,

But a lot of Men probably love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to put it in your mouth??!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Not a massive fan of blowjobs myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost interest after point number1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a Man posts one he will probably told everyone is different and how dare he tell other people how to do it

That did happen lol we all know these threads are a bit of light hearted fun. We all know everyone likes different things done in different ways. Some people actually enjoy reading these threads"

I look at most threads on here as light hearted fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a Man posts one he will probably told everyone is different and how dare he tell other people how to do it

That did happen lol we all know these threads are a bit of light hearted fun. We all know everyone likes different things done in different ways. Some people actually enjoy reading these threads"

It's all light hearted fun...well said hun.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES::::

Your man surely awaits you!

2. With your lubed up hands, massage his cock and sac... (Ladies DO NOT forget about YOUR man's sac. It is VERY important... Whether he tells you it is or not...JUST DO IT!)

3. Next, slowly begin stroking his cock with your mouth...(Ladies remember slight moans... This is intriguing to your man... He LOVES to know that you are enjoying the taste of his cock...)

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a Man posts one he will probably told everyone is different and how dare he tell other people how to do it

That did happen lol we all know these threads are a bit of light hearted fun. We all know everyone likes different things done in different ways. Some people actually enjoy reading these threads

I look at most threads on here as light hearted fun

They start off as that but sadly some people take them off into a different direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question: Would a husband tell a wife,or bf/gf that someone else gives better blow jobs than them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP. I was told just the other day how shit my technique was. This will help no end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thread OP.

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By *aysmitMan
over a year ago

walsall

"Thanks OP. I was told just the other day how shit my technique was. This will help no end."

Ladies don't forget the tounge action around the bellend xxx

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

All you guys out there have me to thank for inventing the blow job.

I was 16, a virgin and very inexperienced sexually. All I knew was I really wanted to put it in my mouth! I'd never even heard of this!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks OP. I was told just the other day how shit my technique was. This will help no end.

Ladies don't forget the tounge action around the bellend xxx"

Thank you. Forever indebted to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question: Would a husband tell a wife,or bf/gf that someone else gives better blow jobs than them? "

Some people would..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought all that was common knowledge lol. I find moving the tongue around at the same time as having it in your mouth drives them wild !

snap....never had a man complain

Nor me either go with the flow

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No biting? I always bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question: Would a husband tell a wife,or bf/gf that someone else gives better blow jobs than them? "

Have to agree with the "there is no bad blow job" line. Sure some girls are better than others but I'm still getting my cock sucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blow & blow down that little hole at the end but nothing seems to happen.

What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I blow & blow down that little hole at the end but nothing seems to happen.

What am I doing wrong?"

I was told that you have to blow it like blowing out a candle on a cake. Or, maybe go sideways and see if it works like a flute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

Its something I will have to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

Did you foam at the mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be interesting, just like the tea tree and mint shower gel, makes my balls tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question: Would a husband tell a wife,or bf/gf that someone else gives better blow jobs than them?

Have to agree with the "there is no bad blow job" line. Sure some girls are better than others but I'm still getting my cock sucked

So a dry mouth,tongue like sandpaper and lots of teeth would still suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my nuts being sucked or played with too much! Don't assume that every man is the same. Try and explore what he likes or dislikes. I'd not go down on you and think I'd know what you really enjoyed without some feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be interesting, just like the tea tree and mint shower gel, makes my balls tingle"

That stuff burns like mad on my nether regions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think everyone has their own technique to be honest , I do think most of what the OP said should be common knowledge. The art of the blow job is one to be perfected, after all it's only fair you make a decent job of it .

I agree I think tongue action is important, I always try and make sure I go right down to the base and if it makes me gag I stay there for a few seconds at the very base , then I'll come right back up to the top, sucking firmly at the bellend and swirling my tongue around the end. Then when your going back down again, flick your tongue against it at the same time, that generally works for me the men have their backs arched and bums off the bed by that time. Then when I can tell their about to cum I'll suck a little former and faster and don't forget the gently massaging of the balls at the same time.

The rest is a secret though im afraid

Ive never had any complaints though. Only men who have been left super sensitive afterwards :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

Did you foam at the mouth?"

Hahahahaha ~ no it was straight after I'd brushed my teeth & used mouth wash.....minty fresh did the trick

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

I'll return to my toothpaste thread to look for recommendations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ...the most important thing is you've actually really got to love sucking cock first ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blow & blow down that little hole at the end but nothing seems to happen.

What am I doing wrong?"

You're meant to form a tight seal around the foreskin and blow really hard so it inflates like a balloon sausage dog

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By *ncorrect usernameCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just read this to the hubby and he said don't even bother trying cos he wants to marry you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

Did you foam at the mouth?

Hahahahaha ~ no it was straight after I'd brushed my teeth & used mouth wash.....minty fresh did the trick

And you can kiss straight after without the fear of cock breath...ingenious!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See ...the most important thing is you've actually really got to love sucking cock first ...

Really? Do you think they can tell I'm faking it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just read this to the hubby and he said don't even bother trying cos he wants to marry you lol "

Hehe good 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. All men are different but fucking hell that sounds awesome!

Thread of the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick behind the balls "sac" is good.

amen brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick behind the balls "sac" is good.

amen brother"

Love your username!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i know how to pleasure a man, thanks all the sane though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All somen should read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All somen should read this"

So we can all behave like robots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a strange feeling alright, just verging on the enjoyable but not too far from oohyaaa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See ...the most important thing is you've actually really got to love sucking cock first ...

Really? Do you think they can tell I'm faking it?

I definitely think a guy can tell if you're enjoying giving him a blow job. ..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See ...the most important thing is you've actually really got to love sucking cock first ...

Really? Do you think they can tell I'm faking it?

I definitely think a guy can tell if you're enjoying giving him a blow job. ..x

Who would have thought......I'm learning soooooooo much....keep it coming.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"See ...the most important thing is you've actually really got to love sucking cock first ...

Really? Do you think they can tell I'm faking it?

I definitely think a guy can tell if you're enjoying giving him a blow job. ..x

They just don't care then because they keep coming back for more.

I have perfected my 20 minute gift hand/tit/hair/blowjob. It's just for special occasions though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told Ms Muffin from the outset that ducking my nuts gives me floppy dick syndrome so she doesn't do it, after three years I like to think that we float each others boat and don't need a plamphet on do and don't to get our satisfaction

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock? "

You have a list next to you with a tick box

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock? "

I've already got it made into a poster

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fun read,one can always pick up tips!

I think a flavoured lube like cool mint would have the desired effect especially if the toothpaste one I gave once was anything to go by...

I've had the toothpaste BJ before and yes, it's awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone."

Do you have a Dictaphone?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone.

Do you have a Dictaphone? "

No...fuck me I am not winning tonight, no dictaphone and only saliva...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

I've already got it made into a poster"

With pictures? Line drawings or photos?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone.

Do you have a Dictaphone?

No...fuck me I am not winning tonight, no dictaphone and only saliva...

Just use the record function on your phone and use whatever you're drinking. Ice cold bubbly works well.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I knew you would find me a solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone.

Do you have a Dictaphone?

No...fuck me I am not winning tonight, no dictaphone and only saliva...

Just use the record function on your phone and use whatever you're drinking. Ice cold bubbly works well.

Champagne BJ, now that's fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if they want a a finger up the bum or my head hanging off the edge of the bed to try deepthroating them or a sloppy spit one. All sounds a bit generic and robotic to me. I prefer to have an array of skills and tricks and mix it up a little.

Whatever floats your boat though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock? "

The steps are for the new starters but I don't think there is any here...

Good girls... right up my street....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

You have a list next to you with a tick box

I find it's easier to have an earpiece in with a recording of the instructions.

Always have to go one better don't you !

Hmmm just thought, maybe we should have it on a dictaphone.

Do you have a Dictaphone?

No...fuck me I am not winning tonight, no dictaphone and only saliva...

I've a laminater if you want to make a poster which is splash proof. It's just A4 though. I bet some have A3 blow job posters. Show offs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock? "
Get a nice secretary sitting beside you, taking shorthand

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see it being much fun if I have to keep stopping what I'm doing to read what the next step is.

Think I'll just carry on doing what I'm doing & hope the guy tells me if he doesn't like what I'm doing or if he wants me to do something else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you remember the steps while you were sucking a cock?

I've already got it made into a poster

With pictures? Line drawings or photos?"

A combination.....and I've used a key so that I didn't have to read a lot of writing

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By *unsurreycouple1Couple
over a year ago

Surrey

We like to give the hot and cold method. We love to share and we have had no complaints.

One of us sucks an ice cube and the other has a hot cup of tea, then its 30 seconds each.

Had loads of compliments, maybe they were just being nice!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Communication is the key,

oh and eye contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pin the insructions to his forehead..look and read

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pin the insructions to his forehead..look and read

Her"

Ow superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used lube to give a blow job my mouth gets wet enough

Also I'd like to add to that to look up into the man's eyes as ur enjoying sucking his cock, they go wild for this!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Question: Would a husband tell a wife,or bf/gf that someone else gives better blow jobs than them? "

I had someone tell his girlfriend that I gave him the most intense blow job ever

felt a little awkward when she brought it up with me!

Anyway I prefer to just do what comes (pardon the pun) naturally. I love doing them, so I think that comes (again!) across in the way I do them

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