FabSwingers.com forum: Lies!!!!

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have chocolate orange!

share!!

But your right, usually have to resort to throwing against a brick wall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fun is in throwing it at the wall then cramming it all in your mouth!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

how much have you eaten already?

as some would like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even with a hammer?!?!

It's not Terry's. It's mine!!

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By *exxifun5Couple
over a year ago

NORWICH

did u know if u knock on a piece of oak funiture in a furniture shop it doesnt appear in your house , like in the advert ..... I tried and went into the shop and told them it wasnt at home wen I got there ... they called security !!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

As a kid, we used to bang ours on the hearth stone, hard

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Sorry it's all gone.. I had to share it with the little one seeing as he won it for his awesome dancing at a birthday party yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers

WHAT???!!!

guys do this??

Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance???

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The dirt isn't gone just by shouting 'bang'.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers

WHAT???!!!

guys do this??

Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance???

Look I needed an empty what can I say

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol"

Drama queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did u know if u knock on a piece of oak funiture in a furniture shop it doesnt appear in your house , like in the advert ..... I tried and went into the shop and told them it wasnt at home wen I got there ... they called security !!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol

Drama queen "

Well..you know me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers

WHAT???!!!

guys do this??

Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance???

Look I needed an empty what can I say

well thats my ego deflated!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I complained in my local tescos. I specifically asked for a winning lotto ticket and the bastards robbed me!! Misrepresentation. ..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol

Drama queen

Well..you know me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

And they say us single bloke tell lies to get in your knickers

WHAT???!!!

guys do this??

Its not just a coincidence that loads of single guys on here tell me im stunning/hot/sexy, yet the average bloke in the street doesn't give me a second glance???

Your tits are certainly stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/06/15 19:31:30]

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Damned slippy too...just dropped a segment into my latte!!!!

Tesco price..£1.00

Local wee shop ..£3.79

Dafuq???

£3.79??

Ooops £2.79!! Still....lol"

Small local shops charge for the convenience. Plus they don't bulk buy like supermarkets. Hence inflated prices.

As for the chocolate orange, I throw mine on the tiled kitchen floor. Even that doesn't always separate all the segments.

Love the crumbly core. it's like a choc orange flake sometimes. In miniature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

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By *kmale65000Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Anyone else think Nicole Scherzingrs new muller light advert makes her look like she's ended up with a blob of sh*t on the end of her nose ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't Dawn French do one of the adverts with the line 'don't tap it, whack it'? Maybe they saw the error of their deceitful ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

It's called movie magic

C...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

Nor does claiming to a 4 year old at Christmas time that a gentle tap on his father's forehead also works...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.

Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit like wearing Lynx and not one sexy lady falls at your feet

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Not tried the oak furniture place but was very disappointed with the virgin megastore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tried the oak furniture place but was very disappointed with the virgin megastore "

You mean they don't sell virgins there???? Trades description act should be informed immediately

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Best mention superdrug to them too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best mention superdrug to them too ."

And Boots, they don't sell them you know

And as for Body Shop!!!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.

Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.

How about a bottle of wine?

Surely with all those grapes.......?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.

Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.

How about a bottle of wine?

Surely with all those grapes.......?

Duh! Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry marmite lovers..theyve lied about that too..its actually wild haggis shit

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

What the fook?!?!!! Lies!!! Next you'll be saying fruit n nut chocolate doesn't count either.

Of course it does. Chocolate grows on trees.

How about a bottle of wine?

Surely with all those grapes.......?

Duh! Obviously.

Phew.

So five bottles of red a day and I'm healthy!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Banoffee pie has got to count as one of the five a day surely

My last chocolate orange needed a good whack and they didn't all collapse into perfect segments either

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"You know in the Terry's chocolate orange advert where they gently tap the top of the thing and it falls open perfectly.

That doesn't work.

What never

I'm starting to think that adverts arent always truthful y'know

Those McDonalds burgers never look like they do on the telly, bit like the fast food scene in the Michael Douglas film "Falling down".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gutted when I found out that chocolate oranges didnt count as one of your 5 a day

My ex tried to tell me she wad eating jaffa cakes for the vitamin c content...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Segment of chocolate orange removed by poster at 14/06/15 19:31:30]"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When I used to use sanitary protection I never did turn into a sporty WonderWoman during my period. I was robbed.

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