FabSwingers.com forum: Can someone help me please!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bought some new jeans yesterday.

Black, skinny jeans as im fashionable.

I cant get the fucking things off now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Don't eat or drink for two hours. Lay on the floor and wriggle it down.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...

Peel them off inside out - only way I can get my skinny jeans off...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some new jeans yesterday.

Black, skinny jeans as im fashionable.

I cant get the fucking things off now

This has made my day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real guys don't where them ask a fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some new jeans yesterday.

Black, skinny jeans as im fashionable.

I cant get the fucking things off now

Someone took the phrase "getting into her pants" a little too literally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some new jeans yesterday.

Black, skinny jeans as im fashionable.

I cant get the fucking things off now

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Skinny jeans are not even in style any more dude. Maybe they will come back around by the time you get those ones off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isnt even a joke.

Fuck my life

Thanks for the tips though. Im a plumber, they better be off by tomorrow or ill be the one getting wolf whistled at on the building site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This isnt even a joke.

Fuck my life

Thanks for the tips though. Im a plumber, they better be off by tomorrow or ill be the one getting wolf whistled at on the building site"

Have you tried cutting them off?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

You need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, you need to peel them down not try to pull them off. Good luck, and hopefully the denim won't have stained your legs a funny colour (that's happened to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skinny jeans are not even in style any more dude. Maybe they will come back around by the time you get those ones off. "

They are. I got them in Primarni and that shop is the height of fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but this has actually creased me. You will literally have to lay down and wiggle out of them or call someone to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isnt even a joke.

Fuck my life

Thanks for the tips though. Im a plumber, they better be off by tomorrow or ill be the one getting wolf whistled at on the building site

Have you tried cutting them off?"

Its looking at being the only option I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need progress reports!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need a hand?

If you can get here before they cut off my circulation though

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You need a hand?

If you can get here before they cut off my circulation though

Erm... That might not happen..,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

Oh god, yes!!! Talc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you taken the really long pointy shoes off ?

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Haha come round to mine I have some scissors - I'm only 5mins away lol!!!

Would offer a bj too but I imagine you've worked up a sweat now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha come round to mine I have some scissors - I'm only 5mins away lol!!!

Would offer a bj too but I imagine you've worked up a sweat now

5mins away = 20mins in these bloody things

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"This isnt even a joke.

Fuck my life

Thanks for the tips though. Im a plumber, they better be off by tomorrow or ill be the one getting wolf whistled at on the building site"

they used to be called drainpipe jeans, the last time they were in fashion, surely as a plumber you'd have the tools to deal with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

Oh god, yes!!! Talc!

I cant get talc on the inside. Ive got baby oil will that work?

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"Haha come round to mine I have some scissors - I'm only 5mins away lol!!!

Would offer a bj too but I imagine you've worked up a sweat now

5mins away = 20mins in these bloody things"

Haha true! But the offer stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some lube or butter and grease yourself out

..Good luck..

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

Oh god, yes!!! Talc!

I cant get talc on the inside. Ive got baby oil will that work?"

I doubt it but it's worth a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha come round to mine I have some scissors - I'm only 5mins away lol!!!

Would offer a bj too but I imagine you've worked up a sweat now

5mins away = 20mins in these bloody things

Haha true! But the offer stands

I'll ring the taxi now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh the skinny jean.

I tried a pair in my size when they became fashionable, couldn't get them past my knees.

Maybe jeans for bigger legs will come back into fashion soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

Oh god, yes!!! Talc!

I cant get talc on the inside. Ive got baby oil will that work?

I doubt it but it's worth a laugh

Im soooooo glad you're amused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh the skinny jean.

I tried a pair in my size when they became fashionable, couldn't get them past my knees.

Maybe jeans for bigger legs will come back into fashion soon

I have naturally dainty legs....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

Oh god, yes!!! Talc!

I cant get talc on the inside. Ive got baby oil will that work?

I doubt it but it's worth a laugh

Im soooooo glad you're amused

Ive had a rough week. This and the muscles thread have cheered me up no end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried undoing the button and pulling the zip down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)"

Only another two to go then!

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

You'll need to pull your feet out before they get to ankle level else you'll be stuck forever more lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)

Only another two to go then!

Having a rest break. Get some energy and aim for the knees next

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Pics or it didn't happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try it when you're pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)"

Now squirt some baby oil onto your thighs and let it slide down your skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't be laughing as much as I am, sorry OP

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By *lectricSensationMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

christ you must have sore balls today dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)

Now squirt some baby oil onto your thighs and let it slide down your skin

Or talc, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - jeans are now at mid thigh level (only taken an hour or so to get this far)"

I am lmao maybe you should try laughing your jeans off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"christ you must have sore balls today dude

Feel like theyve been in a vice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This reminds me of the episode of friends with Ross and the leather trousers ...

I thought that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thighs must be the hardest bit, surely? You're over the worst now, you can do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell did you get them on??

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Good avertisement for skinny jeans...

If your not going to wear them again Why All the effort in getting them off in One..? or get your money back for them Especially with baby oil on them.. get the scissors out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need some help massaging baby oil on your arse?

I'd be doing it as a favour of course, I wouldn't get any gratification from doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE - my brother-in-law is going on holiday tomorrow and im lending him my suitcase. Hes just txt to say he'll be here at 7pm.

This will be tight. Pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How the hell did you get them on?? "

They slid on really easily actually which is why im surprised now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thighs must be the hardest bit, surely? You're over the worst now, you can do it!"

Lets all pray together, the power of positive thought will get me through this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you got no hairy legs. You'd end up with no hair on your legs now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as you got no hairy legs. You'd end up with no hair on your legs now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh the skinny jean.

I tried a pair in my size when they became fashionable, couldn't get them past my knees.

Maybe jeans for bigger legs will come back into fashion soon

I have naturally dainty legs...."

Lol, I'm not sure you do mate, or those jeans of doom would be off by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thighs must be the hardest bit, surely? You're over the worst now, you can do it!

Lets all pray together, the power of positive thought will get me through this"

Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thighs must be the hardest bit, surely? You're over the worst now, you can do it!

Lets all pray together, the power of positive thought will get me through this

Amen.

I've done you a few Hail Marys OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over"

You sure you haven't worn tights instead?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over"

#laughinglikeacrazyperson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over"

Haha hopefully no one knocks your door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over

You sure you haven't worn tights instead?

Wondering if they got the womens jeans mixed up with these ones

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"UPDATE - they are down to my knees but now im unable to stand up without falling over

You sure you haven't worn tights instead?

Wondering if they got the womens jeans mixed up with these ones"

There's a way to check: just pull the back up and see which side the button is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

UPDATE - right leg is free. Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, you got the jeans on without too much drama?!

And we're all enjoying you trying to get them off.

But my question, do you suffer from water retention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have taken up _tmm on her offer as she's very sexy and definitely worth the trouble of travelling.

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By *ezjez369Man
over a year ago

london

It'll be fine, as you as you get home from the one direction gig, you'll be sweaty enough to peel em straight off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, you got the jeans on without too much drama?!

And we're all enjoying you trying to get them off.

But my question, do you suffer from water retention?

They slid on like a knife through butter but they mustve compressed my legs and caused them to expand....or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha - I couldn't get any of the buggers on in the shop!

That's probably why I prefer rubber hehe

All the best mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll be fine, as you as you get home from the one direction gig, you'll be sweaty enough to peel em straight off."

I thought I recognised you, you were in the front row wernt you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread had nearly made me piss myself laughing, I keep imaging a guy with he's jeans round his knees trying to stand up and falling over

Sorry OP

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"You should have taken up _tmm on her offer as she's very sexy and definitely worth the trouble of travelling."

Awww I aim to please

Thanks xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UPDATE - right leg is free. Hallelujah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're a plumber use your blowtorch

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"This isnt even a joke.

Fuck my life

Thanks for the tips though. Im a plumber, they better be off by tomorrow or ill be the one getting wolf whistled at on the building site"

You must have a Stanley knife to hand?

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

You out yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You out yet???"

We're awaiting an update!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You out yet???

We're awaiting an update!"

He's only got 26 mins before his brother in law comes round

This is better than hollyoaks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update - IM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The relief im feeling right now is immense.

Any one want a pair of jeans?

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

"Update - IM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The relief im feeling right now is immense.

Any one want a pair of jeans? "

Lol I want some flares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been cut out of a car by the fire brigade. Perhaps they can help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update - IM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The relief im feeling right now is immense.

Any one want a pair of jeans? "

You were so money supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update - IM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The relief im feeling right now is immense.

Any one want a pair of jeans?

Lol I want some flares

Yey! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been cut out of a car by the fire brigade. Perhaps they can help! "

Oh my life, really?!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Update - IM FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! The relief im feeling right now is immense.

Any one want a pair of jeans? "
through them away, giving them to charity wouldn't help anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all your support. Its been emotional, very dramatic for a Sunday afternoon.

It'll be sunny again soon then its time for the short shorts to come out (that will be a whole different thread though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your support. Its been emotional, very dramatic for a Sunday afternoon.

It'll be sunny again soon then its time for the short shorts to come out (that will be a whole different thread though)"

Fab is, indeed, much more than a swinging site.

Same time next week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your support. Its been emotional, very dramatic for a Sunday afternoon.

It'll be sunny again soon then its time for the short shorts to come out (that will be a whole different thread though)

Fab is, indeed, much more than a swinging site.

Same time next week?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your support. Its been emotional, very dramatic for a Sunday afternoon.

It'll be sunny again soon then its time for the short shorts to come out (that will be a whole different thread though)"

next thread:

"I'm wearing shorts and have pooped in my pants..HELP!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for all your support. Its been emotional, very dramatic for a Sunday afternoon.

It'll be sunny again soon then its time for the short shorts to come out (that will be a whole different thread though)

Fab is, indeed, much more than a swinging site.

Same time next week?"

If only I had time to post all my life dramas. Maybe ill write a book.

Peace out fans x

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

U ever heard of scissors

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

You just want to see me twerking in them I can tell

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

You just want to see me twerking in them I can tell

I'd pay good money to see that.

Even more to see you twerking in them as they are now and then watch you take them off

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

You just want to see me twerking in them I can tell

Are we talking short enough so you accidentally pop a bollock out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

You just want to see me twerking in them I can tell

I'd pay good money to see that.

Even more to see you twerking in them as they are now and then watch you take them off

I see a new business venture coming on, ill be in touch to discuss my rates and availability

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please say they're Daisy Dukes???

Maybe his new jeans could be cut down for a second life as a pair of daisies

You just want to see me twerking in them I can tell

Are we talking short enough so you accidentally pop a bollock out?"

Accidently on purpose yes

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