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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Didn't wanna come across like a dick man. That's not how I am.

So am bigger and stronger than you. Who cares right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this about?

Who is Brian?

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Whaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this about?

Who is Brian? "

The snail from The Magic Roundabout?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Family guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexybrain

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

I was thinking brian from family guy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Slams head off coffee table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Brian.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Didn't wanna come across like a dick man. That's not how I am.

So am bigger and stronger than you. Who cares right "

He don't like being called Brian, lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"What's this about?

Who is Brian? "

Read thread called "muscle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Brian they had a disagreement about muscles on another thread so he's apologising for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look it

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

I've got mega baps and am close to a park ...so loads of trees. ...how's Brian doing ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I've got mega baps and am close to a park ...so loads of trees. ...how's Brian doing ?"

He's licking his wounds and questioning his mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this about?

Who is Brian?

The snail from The Magic Roundabout?"

That is the first thing I thought !

I preferred Zebedee myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A"

Agreed....although I always thought those threads were who is the biggest cock....my mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Agreed....although I always thought those threads were who is the biggest cock....my mistake "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Agreed....although I always thought those threads were who is the biggest cock....my mistake "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Agreed....although I always thought those threads were who is the biggest cock....my mistake

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got mega baps and am close to a park ...so loads of trees. ...how's Brian doing ?

He's licking his wounds and questioning his mail. "

Why would he be licking his wounds?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"What's this about?

Who is Brian?

The snail from The Magic Roundabout?

That is the first thing I thought !

I preferred Zebedee myself."

Dylan was coool

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Didn't wanna come across like a dick man. That's not how I am.

So am bigger and stronger than you. Who cares right "

The O.P's O.P is indisputable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A"

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't wanna come across like a dick man. That's not how I am.

So am bigger and stronger than you. Who cares right

The O.P's O.P is indisputable. "

Do you think so? I don't think he looks as manly as the Brain. Bit posey for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do .. "

Keep up the squats or you'll have to hide that arse

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A"

Let's face it - a high proportion of threads are LAM's. Always have been always will be.

Some are obvious, some are subtle, some work and have the desired effect, some work in the opposite manner.

It is what it is.

Often entertaining!!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do .. "

Get it done

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

do da do do dooooooooo.....

do da do do doooooooo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But is'nt Brian so money supermarket!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do da do do dooooooooo.....

do da do do doooooooo......

"

What is that tune called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"But is'nt Brian so money supermarket!??"

Don't.

I now have an image in my head of someone in blue hot pants and heels!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A

Let's face it - a high proportion of threads are LAM's. Always have been always will be.

Some are obvious, some are subtle, some work and have the desired effect, some work in the opposite manner.

It is what it is.

Often entertaining!!

A"

You're just trying to attract people's attention with your witty retorts. Admit it,you love the exposure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do ..

Get it done "

They are taking the piss out of you and the previous thread with Brian which was very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you look about the same size to me. A pretty even fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to watch Life of Brian now, he was a musclebound specimen if ever there was one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A

Let's face it - a high proportion of threads are LAM's. Always have been always will be.

Some are obvious, some are subtle, some work and have the desired effect, some work in the opposite manner.

It is what it is.

Often entertaining!!

A

You're just trying to attract people's attention with your witty retorts. Admit it,you love the exposure "

I'm a retired attention whore.

Well - more redundant than retired.

The next four months gardening leave with no gardening to be done will probably result in more witty retorts (subjective, debatable and open to question!) than normal.

Apologies in advance.

A

*fuck it. Sod the apology. I'm getting paid to sit on my arse and amongst other things spend time posting. Bwahahahahahaha.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Well you look about the same size to me. A pretty even fight."

how can they fight is they are preening in the mirror....

oooooh....a flex off!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

"

Warwick Davis's body double for sex scenes?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do ..

Get it done

They are taking the piss out of you and the previous thread with Brian which was very funny "

A bit. Although I was serious about the bicep curls..

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"But is'nt Brian so money supermarket!??"

you win the internet!!!!!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Brians going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Brians going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

urine test..?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

right.... to level out all the flexing and bicep curling in the thread... i'm off to greggs for a pasty before sitting on my lard arse to watch the footie....

cream cake anyone (not you muscle boys... can't be messing with ya diets!!! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

"

Oh I don't know, put a bamboo stick in yer hand n a pointy hat on and not many could equal you sat round a fish pond

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

Warwick Davis's body double for sex scenes?"

Piss. Off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive just read that other thread. Totally brilliant and hilarious..

Now if you'll excuse Me ive got some bicep curls to do ..

Get it done

They are taking the piss out of you and the previous thread with Brian which was very funny "

Its all in fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the forums guaranteed a laugh at someone's expense lol but these two muppet deserve it not all that anyway

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

Warwick Davis's body double for sex scenes?

Piss. Off.

"

extra for the next hobbit movie.....

or smurfs 3... this time the blue fuckers aren't kidding!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"right.... to level out all the flexing and bicep curling in the thread... i'm off to greggs for a pasty before sitting on my lard arse to watch the footie....

cream cake anyone (not you muscle boys... can't be messing with ya diets!!! ) "

Could you get me a cheese n onion pasty and a buttered scone pretty please

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"do da do do dooooooooo.....

do da do do doooooooo......

What is that tune called? "

don't know... but its taken over me head and i can't get rid of it....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"You wankers.

Try being 5'4 inches tall you fuckers! No body type suits me haha

Warwick Davis's body double for sex scenes?

Piss. Off.

"

Sorry pops but that did make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair,on here,the likes of Sbaby,The Brain et al are fungible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the forums guaranteed a laugh at someone's expense lol but these two muppet deserve it not all that anyway "

Here we go

Haters gone hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and this children is why you say no to drugs!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Brians going weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

You got a Brian toy from confused.com didn't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....and this children is why you say no to drugs!"

Chocolate flavour windows and Velcro instead of shoelaces makes getting them outside so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the forums guaranteed a laugh at someone's expense lol but these two muppet deserve it not all that anyway

Here we go

Haters gone hate "

Hate?? Can't see any hate here Hun! We like taking the piss out of each other! Next to sex it's our favourite hobby!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go

Haters gone hate

Hate?? Can't see any hate here Hun! We like taking the piss out of each other! Next to sex it's our favourite hobby!! "

Then comes people watching. Which on here is so much more fun!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I read it as brain so thought it would be about some mind altering drug ....

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Just shows you... He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Hope you boys have made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1kg of chicken aday, checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't wanna come across like a dick man. That's not how I am.

So am bigger and stronger than you. Who cares right "

You felt the need to post another thread about it rather than simply let go.

Emasculated much?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

"

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?"

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic "

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A"

I was out of bed at 5.45 am obi, but been out all day, so missed call the fun,

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A

I was out of bed at 5.45 am obi, but been out all day, so missed call the fun,

"

We need a thread 'bookmarking' system!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao I miss read the title i honestly thought it said "sorry brain"

I hoped it was gonna be something interesting like someone ignoring their natural instinct and intuition and doing what ever for the hell of it, only to realise the error of their ways after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

"

Well to be fair who would have predicted such a classic from the title lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A

I was out of bed at 5.45 am obi, but been out all day, so missed call the fun,

We need a thread 'bookmarking' system!

A"

Now that's a good idea...

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A

I was out of bed at 5.45 am obi, but been out all day, so missed call the fun,

We need a thread 'bookmarking' system!

A"

I didn't miss the call I missed *all*

And that's an ace idea!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Well to be fair who would have predicted such a classic from the title lol "

I wouldn't of even read it until I saw this one first and went looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense."

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense."

You keep telling yourself that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP. "

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.


"Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that "

I don't have to, I already know it

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Made a nice change on a Sunday morning from the 'who's got the biggest cock' threads.

A

Or the women with their arses,cleavage or whatever in our faces disguising a look at me/I need some attention thread as something else

A

Let's face it - a high proportion of threads are LAM's. Always have been always will be.

Some are obvious, some are subtle, some work and have the desired effect, some work in the opposite manner.

It is what it is.

Often entertaining!!

A

You're just trying to attract people's attention with your witty retorts. Admit it,you love the exposure

I'm a retired attention whore.

Well - more redundant than retired.

The next four months gardening leave with no gardening to be done will probably result in more witty retorts (subjective, debatable and open to question!) than normal.

Apologies in advance.

A

*fuck it. Sod the apology. I'm getting paid to sit on my arse and amongst other things spend time posting. Bwahahahahahaha. "

Erm, what's changed then? Isn't that what you did before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read the muscle thread, omg how did I miss all that?

Fookin hilarious isn't it?

I read through it and I had tears in my eyes! Classic

You need to get out of bed earlier!

A

I was out of bed at 5.45 am obi, but been out all day, so missed call the fun,

We need a thread 'bookmarking' system!

A

Now that's a good idea... "

Gets my vote too.

Please mods, can we have bookmark button, can we can we, pretty please.

We'll all be good and do good things for charity and nice things an all.......

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that

I don't have to, I already know it "

It wasnt criticism as far as I saw it. yeah you might have muscles but you arent huge by any means (not being nasty or criticising just stating fact) so for someone to turn you down for being too muscular seems an odd excuse. When I see guys and think jeez they are too muscular they are normally huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the guy who jizzed in his grandads glass with teeth in it?

Totally bad crack man

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

well who knew.... muscles and handbags DO go together!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that

I don't have to, I already know it "

But the criticism wasn;t unsolicited. You invited it by the tone of your opening post.

Though some of your (and others) own comments directed at others probably fall in to the 'unsolicited criticism' category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that

I don't have to, I already know it

It wasnt criticism as far as I saw it. yeah you might have muscles but you arent huge by any means (not being nasty or criticising just stating fact) so for someone to turn you down for being too muscular seems an odd excuse. When I see guys and think jeez they are too muscular they are normally huge! "

I'm not a huge guy and am well aware of this (after so many years of training), and there wasn't anything in the actual thread that insinuated I thought otherwise, I saw it more a matter of many forumites personal insecurities being exposed and attacking me for that reason, hence my 'no hilarity at my expense' remark.

But the odd excuse bit, people may well have different interpretations of what is 'too muscular', and I wanted womens opinions on what they liked and didn't in a mans physique, and why - there was no demanding for rationales as to why I was turned down, no underhanded attention seeking, simply an honest question, that no one wanted to answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense."

It's a swinging site and of course people are going to self promote! Plenty of competition on here and if you don't stand up and promote yourself, who will? It's a dog eat dog environment to a degree. So keep doing what you do.

But on the muscles thread, honestly, take an objective step back and re-read the whole thing from a dispassionate bystanders perspective and I'm sure you will see (as you're an intelligent guy as I understand) that for the casual onlooker it did become a bit of a 'peacock' situation and a tit-for-tat 'my muscles are bigger than yours'. I accept that probably wasn't the original intention of the post but that's the way it evolved.

And it was an entertaining read, certainly gave me a smile and thats the main thing right? It gave a few people a little bit of pleasure so that can only be a good thing!

I always think you add good value to the forum with some great thought provoking posts so don't let the buggers get you down and keep smiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that

I don't have to, I already know it

But the criticism wasn;t unsolicited. You invited it by the tone of your opening post."

'I've just been turned down for being too muscular, and came across a girls profile last night who stated that she also found large muscles a turn off.

If such is the case, then why? Do you find muscular guys vain, do you think they'd be aggressive and rough, or do you simply not like the look of them?'

Kindly explain the 'tone' to me, as I see nothing in there that implies it was written in anger, frustration or with any kind of offence in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It's a swinging site and of course people are going to self promote! Plenty of competition on here and if you don't stand up and promote yourself, who will? It's a dog eat dog environment to a degree. So keep doing what you do.

But on the muscles thread, honestly, take an objective step back and re-read the whole thing from a dispassionate bystanders perspective and I'm sure you will see (as you're an intelligent guy as I understand) that for the casual onlooker it did become a bit of a 'peacock' situation and a tit-for-tat 'my muscles are bigger than yours'. I accept that probably wasn't the original intention of the post but that's the way it evolved.

And it was an entertaining read, certainly gave me a smile and thats the main thing right? It gave a few people a little bit of pleasure so that can only be a good thing!

I always think you add good value to the forum with some great thought provoking posts so don't let the buggers get you down and keep smiling! "

It was the competitive muscle off by a load of blokes on that thread which had me chuckling, not the opening post or any paritcular poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense."

You've been here long enough to know how people react to certain threads and to certain people. Smile and wave Brain,smile and wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It wasn't your OP that I found funny, it was the "I'm bigger than you" bit that made me chuckle

We are all on here for self promotion and couldn't see anyone trying to stop you from doing that, most even answered your OP.

Well yes alright, that probably was a bit childish of me to respond to admittedly, but I make a point of if you're going to give someone unsolicited criticism, at least try and be in a position of superiority yourself.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

You keep telling yourself that

I don't have to, I already know it

But the criticism wasn;t unsolicited. You invited it by the tone of your opening post.

'I've just been turned down for being too muscular, and came across a girls profile last night who stated that she also found large muscles a turn off.

If such is the case, then why? Do you find muscular guys vain, do you think they'd be aggressive and rough, or do you simply not like the look of them?'

Kindly explain the 'tone' to me, as I see nothing in there that implies it was written in anger, frustration or with any kind of offence in mind?"

So there is no indignation there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well who knew.... muscles and handbags DO go together!!! "

the vision in my head now is priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know Brian he's Alice's friend !

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i still have bloody song in my head.......

do da do do dooooooooo.........

followed by a bloke in the mic saying...."and the next pose is.... the pouting flower"........

can someone put me out of my issue and tell me what the music is....

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"Beyond me as to why people found it so 'hilarious'. I asked a simple question, it was misunderstood (perhaps intentionally) and rapidly blew up into 'oh no, Sexybrains promoting himself, he MUST be stopped!'.

Rest assured, if there was any 'hilarity' to be derived, then it wasn't at my expense.

It's a swinging site and of course people are going to self promote! Plenty of competition on here and if you don't stand up and promote yourself, who will? It's a dog eat dog environment to a degree. So keep doing what you do.

But on the muscles thread, honestly, take an objective step back and re-read the whole thing from a dispassionate bystanders perspective and I'm sure you will see (as you're an intelligent guy as I understand) that for the casual onlooker it did become a bit of a 'peacock' situation and a tit-for-tat 'my muscles are bigger than yours'. I accept that probably wasn't the original intention of the post but that's the way it evolved.

And it was an entertaining read, certainly gave me a smile and thats the main thing right? It gave a few people a little bit of pleasure so that can only be a good thing!

I always think you add good value to the forum with some great thought provoking posts so don't let the buggers get you down and keep smiling!

It was the competitive muscle off by a load of blokes on that thread which had me chuckling, not the opening post or any paritcular poster "

Have to admit it was the my muscles are bigger than your muscles that brought tears to my eyes

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"You know Brian he's Alice's friend ! "

so was he the person who lived next door to alice then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know Brian he's Alice's friend !

so was he the person who lived next door to alice then?"

Alice? Who the **** is Alice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess. "

Miss flame can outlift both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess.

Miss flame can outlift both of us"

With my 17 inch guns

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it "

Have to agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Brian died??

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

With my 17 inch guns "

oh yeah... look at the guns.... pow pow!!!

I am going to go all hulk hogan and mention the 24 inch pythons.... brutha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess.

Miss flame can outlift both of us

With my 17 inch guns "

Mines are probably knocking on 16" plus now. Haven't measured them in a long time. I have definition which you and Brian don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skinny arms"

That's fightin talk!


"'I've just been turned down for being too muscular, and came across a girls profile last night who stated that she also found large muscles a turn off.

If such is the case, then why? Do you find muscular guys vain, do you think they'd be aggressive and rough, or do you simply not like the look of them?'

Kindly explain the 'tone' to me, as I see nothing in there that implies it was written in anger, frustration or with any kind of offence in mind?

So there is no indignation there?

"

Not one bit.


"Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it "

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess.

Miss flame can outlift both of us

With my 17 inch guns

Mines are probably knocking on 16" plus now. Haven't measured them in a long time. I have definition which you and Brian don't "

Probably because I'm a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads. "

Isn't the male ego a wonderful thing to behold?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has popeye eaten too much spinach

Her

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads. "

I think it should win "best thread of the week" award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

With my 17 inch guns

oh yeah... look at the guns.... pow pow!!!

I am going to go all hulk hogan and mention the 24 inch pythons.... brutha!!! "

I've got 25 inch biceps. We are talking combined, right? Both together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to."

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads.

I think it should win "best thread of the week" award "

Winner gets a months free supply of whey protein?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

now i have hulk hogans tune "real american" fighting for space in my head....

how do i do this to myself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad's bigger than your Dad so ner nerr

2 pack Gimp

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads.

I think it should win "best thread of the week" award

Winner gets a months free supply of whey protein?"

With the handbags are you sure it won't be

Ghay protein xxx

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I've been at work all day so missed the handbags at dawn.

But thanks for livening up my tea break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women like slim men, some like muscular men, some like slightly overweight well built men. There is really no reason why we are attracted to who we are attracted to, its just how each individual is programmed I guess.

Miss flame can outlift both of us

With my 17 inch guns

Mines are probably knocking on 16" plus now. Haven't measured them in a long time. I have definition which you and Brian don't "

Oh I love it!

I know how to settle this!

Why don't you both come to swingfields and get in the jelly wrestling ring and settle it there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just read the muscles post and combined with this one they are hilarious.

To answer the original question about whether some women find muscle unattractive, then yes they obviously do, but an equal amount wilk love them.

I can only answer personally on why im not a great fan of them. Men who are very muscley remind me of that cartoon character Johnny Bravo. I just find the whole big chest muscles, biceps sticking out with prominant veins going down to a smaller waist, an over exaggerated triangular shape rather comical.

Im also, as is evident with my own physique, not a fan of the gym and just not interested in any aspect of thay kind of thing, so dont have thay in common with those thay do and ot just doesnt impress or interest me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ive got fat fingers which keep hitting the y key instead of the t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will this do

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that? "

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"My Dad's bigger than your Dad so ner nerr

2 pack Gimp "

Oi!!!

That was my bloody line!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously."

If 4 years on and off makes me a newbie then so be it and defending yourself and your thread and all that combined, well it wasn't me who said that the OP has been joking all the way through, or are you just skim reading to find posts that you can defend yourself against?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously."

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this about?

Who is Brian? "
Well he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These two threads delivered on an otherwise hum drum day!!

Cheers lads.

Isn't the male ego a wonderful thing to behold?!!"

Especially when it's dented

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously."

Is this a local thread for local forumites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously "

The OP has fucked with his 'sexybrain'

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

Is this a local thread for local forumites? "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Does someone need a nap? Or a shag maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously "

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does someone need a nap? Or a shag maybe?"

Yeah where is Shag and his six pack??!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

there are threads that just reiterate how lucky and chilled out I am,

keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP has fucked with his 'sexybrain' "

Though I'm not the one who posted a new thread to continue the disagreement.

See my initial 'emasculation' post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread "

You're lurking his profile too?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread "

It's sunday take a bloody chill pill and so what if he has posted new pics it's his profile and he can post pic when he wants...clearly your ego can't take the fact that he has...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this about?

Who is Brian?

The snail from The Magic Roundabout?

That is the first thing I thought !

I preferred Zebedee myself."

BOOOOIIIING...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

You're lurking his profile too?! "

Is a bromance developing??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" will this do "

Hehe gold standard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

You're lurking his profile too?!

Is a bromance developing??!"

We all know it's beyond bromance

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread "

Why would you look?

Is the muscle thing like The Goldbergs "Cowboy Country" episode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not finding either thread hilarious.

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Omg this is just to funny

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

Why would you look?

Is the muscle thing like The Goldbergs "Cowboy Country" episode?

"

Brokeback?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not finding either thread hilarious. "

I doubt you're the only one who can see what's happening for what it is Miss Lovely, you simply have the character to not join the pack x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't posted any new pics?

And this thread was totally jokey man. I liked how the other one took a funny turn before it got too big so thought I'd post this one. It really was as innocent as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread "

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not finding either thread hilarious.

I doubt you're the only one who can see what's happening for what it is Miss Lovely, you simply have the character to not join the pack x"

I never join the pack. I keep reading both threads over and can't find anything funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure the cow was called ermintrude? Or was it Gertrude?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i think the one saving grace is that there are only 20ish posts left in this thread.....

can someone help me with the body building tune... it is really bugging me now.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)"

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think the one saving grace is that there are only 20ish posts left in this thread.....

can someone help me with the body building tune... it is really bugging me now.......

"

Interesting that you attempt to take the high ground whilst still contributing yourself - and have done so multiple times?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Come on everyone, let's try and turn it into a happy thread

I'm doing a roast chicken dinner if anyone wants to stop by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some people take things so seriously?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Why do some people take things so seriously? "

Humour bypass. Its a sad affliction, but easily spotted so as to avoid people with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some people take things so seriously? "

Because I'm not the Joker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure."

Are you really saying that the only reason he could possibly have updated new pictures is in response to you? Surely you cannot be that self obsessed?

And why do you need to check it repeatedly? Or to know more about him for that matter - what relevance is his profile to the discussion on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some people take things so seriously?

Humour bypass. Its a sad affliction, but easily spotted so as to avoid people with it."

Is that a slip road populated by clowns?

...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i think the one saving grace is that there are only 20ish posts left in this thread.....

can someone help me with the body building tune... it is really bugging me now.......

"

I know the one you mean. It was used for the man rolling his tummy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do some people take things so seriously?

Because I'm not the Joker."

No, he's my fb lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure.

Are you really saying that the only reason he could possibly have updated new pictures is in response to you? Surely you cannot be that self obsessed?

And why do you need to check it repeatedly?"

Yeah again, you're probably right, I suppose my response to someone posting a thread specifically to call me out was way OTT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure.

Are you really saying that the only reason he could possibly have updated new pictures is in response to you? Surely you cannot be that self obsessed?

And why do you need to check it repeatedly?

Yeah again, you're probably right, I suppose my response to someone posting a thread specifically to call me out was way OTT."

But the thread was an apology?

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure.

Are you really saying that the only reason he could possibly have updated new pictures is in response to you? Surely you cannot be that self obsessed?

And why do you need to check it repeatedly?

Yeah again, you're probably right, I suppose my response to someone posting a thread specifically to call me out was way OTT."

Really? How was he calling you out? Read the op again!! He was calling a truce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're Pinky and The Brain

Yes, Pinky and The Brain

One is a genius

The other's insane.

The Gym is their big vice

To keep their bodies nice

They're dinky

They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain.

Before each night is done

Their arms will have been curled

By the dawning of the sun

They'll have the biggest in the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain

Yes, Pinky and The Brain

Their twilight campaign

Is easy to explain.

To prove their manly worth

They'll overthrow the Earth

They're dinky

They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Narf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on everyone, let's try and turn it into a happy thread

I'm doing a roast chicken dinner if anyone wants to stop by? "

Isn't chicken, full of protein..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Gets better!! OP you're hilarious, 'sexybrain' you're hilarious, the pair of you bitching at each other like kids and pretending neither of you care (but yet you're still replying!) has everyone laughing their heads off. Love it

...but I'm not talking about my muscles, I'm defending my thread and reasons for posting it...

Still, people will read what they want to.

Funniest part of all this is that the OP is laughing along with everyone whereas you are taking it so seriously and defending yourself over absolutely nothing. That's the part that's amusing everyone can't you see that?

The OP isn't laughing with anyone, clearly you don't understand the motivation behind this thread.

As for defending myself, you're new here, obviously.

I think your taking this far to personally, of course the OP is laughing with everyone, why on earth would you even think there's a hidden motive?

Think your taking this far to seriously

The OP is 'laughing with everyone' - despite posting a handful of new pics following the previous thread

And that means what exactly?

Other than you are checking his profile (but obviously not bothered by any of this)

Yeah you're right, my bad, it must be a total coincidence that he now has more pics on his profile than previously.

As for checking the profile of the person I'm arguing with, so as to know more about them, yes, that's weird too I'm sure.

Are you really saying that the only reason he could possibly have updated new pictures is in response to you? Surely you cannot be that self obsessed?

And why do you need to check it repeatedly?

Yeah again, you're probably right, I suppose my response to someone posting a thread specifically to call me out was way OTT.

But the thread was an apology?"

Without even the subtlest hint of irony. Again yeah, you're probably right, I'm overreacting.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

The OP has the same pics as he has had for ages. Not that I look now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either way Sexybrain, you've mugged yourself right off. A stellar effort

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Oh FFS. I've gone shopping, made & had dinner & this is STILL going???

Speaking for my people this has to be THE GAYEST BITCHFEST I've seen in years. Now behave you two Muscle Marys, get a room, muscle it out between yourselves & send me the bloody pictures! And don't make me come over there, butt smack you both & criticise your fkn curtains! Jeez... (wanders off mumbling, glad that I don't have muscles or consumed by whose guns are bigger than whose).

OH & DAD BODS ARE IN. GET USED TO IT!

(Mumbles some more as I roll my eyes back)

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