FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your best, worst and most cringe worthy lines you've heard?

A humorous one to start.....

If I call your left leg Christmas and your right leg easter, can I come visit between the holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the end of the night there will be only 7 planets because I'm going to destroy Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following the Christmas theme:

Can you tell me your name, so I can tell Santa what I'd like for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Sure,how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked....do you have any Irish in you? Or ....do you want some?!

Cringe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Sure,how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the end of the night there will be only 7 planets because I'm going to destroy Uranus "

Haha! BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Sure,how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Unfertilised

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is your name google ? Cos you have everything I'm looking for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rearrange the alphabet so I can put U and I together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chocolate? Let me pull down your snickers and give you a boost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour... I'd like you to be on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you sleep on your stomach?

you don't!

can I

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The names Bond..... unibond..... I'm here to fill your crack.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm not sure it counts as a chat up line but I met a straight man in a gay club once who told me how he thought the vagina looked like a beautiful flower....

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

If I sit on your face will you eat your way into my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inhaled deeply, and say, "You smell like happy feels!"

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

"inhaled deeply, and say, "You smell like happy feels!""

..I miss read that..thought you said 'happy feet'

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By *te tMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Are those space pants your wearing bcos your arse is out of this world!

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