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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....anyone fancy one?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nope I'm on sods water and lime

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yes please. It's been three days since my last cocktail.

Surprise me, but nothing with coffee in it please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thai kicker my good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I'm on sods water and lime

sodomy water?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is it margarita time?

C...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I will have a nice pretty colour one with an umbrella thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please. It's been three days since my last cocktail.

Surprise me, but nothing with coffee in it please.

French martini....coming up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Island iced tea please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes please. It's been three days since my last cocktail.

Surprise me, but nothing with coffee in it please.

French martini....coming up then

You know me so well. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark & Stormy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man "

Thai Tea Kicker?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Make mine a white russian - easy on the kahlua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty seas please.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please "

My favourite on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark & Stormy please "

The opposite of my mood....with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a nice pretty colour one with an umbrella thank you. "

Strawberry daiquiri to match your lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it margarita time?

C..."

If you like .... I'll do a jug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mine a white russian - easy on the kahlua "

That takes me back to my teens....on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salty seas please.x"
A salty sea dog?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Long Island iced tea please "

Make that 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2"

I'll make a jug

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

I like the way you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man

Thai Tea Kicker?"

Not tea

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

ooohhh jug of Mojito please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man

Thai Tea Kicker?

Not tea"

hmm you'll have to tell me what's in that one then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooohhh jug of Mojito please!!

Love those Cuban beasties too .... Coming up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have a non alcoholic one please as im working ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man

Thai Tea Kicker?

Not tea

hmm you'll have to tell me what's in that one then.....

2 parts Disaronno

1 part black chilli vodka

Half a lime crushed

Half stick lemon grass

Inch of ginger crushed

Shaken over crushed ice

Top with soda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a non alcoholic one please as im working ty"

watermelon cooler or a pomegranate mojito mocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man

Thai Tea Kicker?

Not tea

hmm you'll have to tell me what's in that one then.....

2 parts Disaronno

1 part black chilli vodka

Half a lime crushed

Half stick lemon grass

Inch of ginger crushed

Shaken over crushed ice

Top with soda"

That sounds cool...I'll have to try it too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Deal

Here's a straw you can suck on while........

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Piña colada for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Piña colada for me please"

My son's fave.....on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thai kicker my good man

Thai Tea Kicker?

Not tea

hmm you'll have to tell me what's in that one then.....

2 parts Disaronno

1 part black chilli vodka

Half a lime crushed

Half stick lemon grass

Inch of ginger crushed

Shaken over crushed ice

Top with soda

That sounds cool...I'll have to try it too!

It bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Deal

Here's a straw you can suck on while........"

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

As I have finished my strawberry daiquiri delicious it was, I will have a Thai Kicker. Sounds nice. Thank you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need a Harvey wallbanger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As I have finished my strawberry daiquiri delicious it was, I will have a Thai Kicker. Sounds nice. Thank you. "

I'll do a bucket...once we've finished we can kick it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a Harvey wallbanger

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I'll just go find the Galliano brb

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a non alcoholic one please of some description? Thanks Doc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a cocktail I know but can I have a Hendricks and tonic, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Deal

Here's a straw you can suck on while........

Just have another LIIT that'll sort the blushes out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a non alcoholic one please of some description? Thanks Doc.

Fancy a Pomegranate Mojito mocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a cocktail I know but can I have a Hendricks and tonic, please?

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another of my goto drinks .... On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a non alcoholic one please of some description? Thanks Doc.

Fancy a Pomegranate Mojito mocktail?"

That sounds lovely. Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please"

What do you fancy?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Ummmmmm and my jug ?!?!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have the pomegranate one ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A White Russian please barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have the pomegranate one ty"
with pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please

Make that 2

I'll make a jug

A jug each?

Here you hold this jug and I'll hold those

Deal

Here's a straw you can suck on while........

Just have another LIIT that'll sort the blushes out

I want a slow comfortable screw next please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A White Russian please barman

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second of those I've made tonight... Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A White Russian please barman

I'll have one of those delivered to my room partially undressed please Doc!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A White Russian please barman

I'll have one of those delivered to my room partially undressed please Doc!"

Ooh err...don't have a Rusian but I do a passable impression of Robbie Coltrane impersonating a Russian spy

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

I'm driving in the morning - can you do a mocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm driving in the morning - can you do a mocktail?

xx"
the Pomegranate mojito mocktail is going down well. I also do a mean watermelon cooler too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a cocktail I know but can I have a Hendricks and tonic, please?

another of my goto drinks .... On its way"

You're too kind, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a T.V.R. Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a T.V.R. Please

I'll just fetch the Red Bull....Jose Cuervo and absolut vodka ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a T.V.R. Please

I'll just fetch the Red Bull....Jose Cuervo and absolut vodka ok?"

Prefer Grey Goose but I guess I can slum it for the evening

Very kind of you barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a T.V.R. Please

I'll just fetch the Red Bull....Jose Cuervo and absolut vodka ok?

Prefer Grey Goose but I guess I can slum it for the evening

Very kind of you barkeep

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I'll get Grey Goose in for next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a JD on the rocks instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Island iced tea please. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD on the rocks instead?"
another of my favourite drinks....a.very large one for ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please. X"

Another bucket on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does a lady have to wait for a Slow Comfortable Screw around here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long does a lady have to wait for a Slow Comfortable Screw around here?

I just gave one to someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark and stormy please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please "

Just crack open another bottle of Myers Jamaican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please

Just crack open another bottle of Myers Jamaican"

Or goslings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please

Just crack open another bottle of Myers Jamaican

Or goslings "
never had goslings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does a lady have to wait for a Slow Comfortable Screw around here?

I just gave one to someone else

Fine!! Sex on the beach then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please. X

Another bucket on its way

Wheelbarrow may be required for the ride home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long does a lady have to wait for a Slow Comfortable Screw around here?

I just gave one to someone else

Fine!! Sex on the beach then

I'lol just get me flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex in the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please

Just crack open another bottle of Myers Jamaican

Or goslings never had goslings"

Very smooth dark rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a JD on the rocks instead? another of my favourite drinks....a.very large one for ya!"

That went down a treat thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and stormy please

Just crack open another bottle of Myers Jamaican

Or goslings never had goslings

Very smooth dark rum"

Bermudan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex in the beach please

Whoohoo that's two for Sex on the Beach now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a muddy water night cap now.....last orders

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