FabSwingers.com forum: Even my dog has run of and left me.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm distraught, i can't eat, i can't sleep. I'm withering away to nothing

I know they're a ten a penny (and the rest!!!!) breed but i'll never replace that loyalty, love devotion and piles of shit.

Please advise and help.

and please, for once,just for tonight, be sympathetic, no offers of giving a dog a bone. thanks.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

His loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay strong matey. Remember the good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a stoooopid golden retriever you can have even comes with his own forum insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you ask for sympathy after your oh so sympathetic posts on the woman who ran away with her child thread.

You reap what you sow.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Oh baby. How awful and they say that a dog is a man's best friend. Don't cry hunny there are plenty more nuts in the pound and when he knows you're all cuddled up with a new pup he'll come crawling on his belly .......

If he's dragging his ass hole along the floor get some Bob Martin's.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised you ask for sympathy after your oh so sympathetic posts on the woman who ran away with her child thread.

You reap what you sow."

I've every sympathy for the child, father, even the Judge.

Other than that

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Take the worming tablets and sell them as E's

Always a positive

Stay strong boyfriend...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will you be changing ya username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe i should add that it was all of 21 years ago and i have been to Cruft's since then.

I've looked into thousands of puppy eyes but can't see my old Shep's (really) sparkle. I know they wag their tails best they can but i'm not fooled.

Irreplaceable.

sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised you ask for sympathy after your oh so sympathetic posts on the woman who ran away with her child thread.

You reap what you sow.

I've every sympathy for the child, father, even the Judge.

Other than that

Fair enough xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Best of British mate .. Invest in a bolex motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer. "

Heartless, Just heartless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer. "

ooooh thanks again, never thought to make enquiries at the takeaway.

What'd;ya reckon? with rice or noodles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

Heartless, Just heartless. "

It's Ok Gran, there'll be the sympathetic ladies along in a short while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May even get the odd nazi grammar police person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

Heartless, Just heartless. "

*hangs head in shame*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

May even get the odd nazi grammar police person. "

That would be grammar nazi ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

Heartless, Just heartless.

*hangs head in shame*"

I can still hear you laughing tho ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

ooooh thanks again, never thought to make enquiries at the takeaway.

What'd;ya reckon? with rice or noodles?"

What was his favourite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His loss

Thanks, that's the icon i was looking for.

What about this one..

Apologies if it reminds you of your lost little woofer.

ooooh thanks again, never thought to make enquiries at the takeaway.

What'd;ya reckon? with rice or noodles?

What was his favourite?

Difficult to say, both fell off his mouth/fur in equal quantities. Unless stuck on with his fave beef gravy.

Boy, could he spit brussels though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be better of with cats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd be better of with cats!"

I've got Evita. Will that get me through my grief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw no the pooch and I send the best for his speedy return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be better of with cats!

I've got Evita. Will that get me through my grief?

I love ryvita.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

S'ok everyone, thanks for your help and sympathy. He's back.

Ten seconds after i put his tea down. I went soft (don't ask) and added a bit of beef brisket with his gravy.

Lesson learnt, feed em properly and they don't stray for long.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Great news.....

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

S'ok everyone, thanks for your help and sympathy. He's back.

Ten seconds after i put his tea down. I went soft (don't ask) and added a bit of beef brisket with his gravy.

Lesson learnt, feed em properly and they don't stray for long. "

good relationship advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd be better of with cats!

I've got Evita. Will that get me through my grief?

Cats is much bette! Play 'Memory' 10 times and you'll then willingly recall "Moments of Happiness". If that doesn't work join the cast of "Les Miserables"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nah it's Ok, he's back, fed and watered and you'll never guess, he don't like cats. Not on his patch anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'ok everyone, thanks for your help and sympathy. He's back.

Ten seconds after i put his tea down. I went soft (don't ask) and added a bit of beef brisket with his gravy.

Lesson learnt, feed em properly and they don't stray for long.

good relationship advice

Apart from the bit about going soft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

S'ok everyone, thanks for your help and sympathy. He's back.

Ten seconds after i put his tea down. I went soft (don't ask) and added a bit of beef brisket with his gravy.

Lesson learnt, feed em properly and they don't stray for long.

good relationship advice

Apart from the bit about going soft."

ssssssssh now wish i hadn't put that bit in.

Isn't there a saying ,

"When a man's hard, he's soft and when he's soft, he's hard."

So i'm told by a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pooch says good move look after our mates

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It's a sad story but it would make a great blues album

C...

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