FabSwingers.com forum: how to deal with a woman who will eat me alive

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wanna be fuck a lass but I feel she will eat mr alive....help ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that would be with a nice Chianti

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By *amparaWoman
over a year ago

biggleswade

"I wanna be fuck a lass but I feel she will eat mr alive....help ! Lol"
sit back and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna be fuck a lass but I feel she will eat mr alive....help ! Lol sit back and enjoy

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wanna make sure she has fun to lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Is she a Praying Mantis?

Or a cannibal?...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I hope that would be with a nice Chianti

And some fava beans.

FfFfFfFfFf...

Don't forget the condiments OP

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Just jump & swim for your life mate, i remember meeting a lady once who a week earlier fucked an 100 guys on film in Holland & like you shit myself at the thought of meeting her.

I finally met this lady who kindly made me a cuppa & a bacon sarny & within an hour of being in her company all the nerves i had for meeting her were gone, meet this lady & enjoy yourself mate...its fun being eaten alive sometimes lol.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Maybe keep it to a social or club meet first, and wear protective clothing, just in case. Or hire some tough wingmen, who can work to protect you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she a zombie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smother yourself in Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie her down, gag her, blindfold her then do as you please with her... simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her your married, bisexual and you'll only do it bareback.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give her a pasty first .. She won't have enough room for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tie her down, gag her, blindfold her then do as you please with her... simple

Not if she gets in first and does that to him. Then gets her cutlery out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a listen to Steve Harley and Cockney Rebels' Human Menagerie track "My Only Vice (Is The Fantastic Prices I Charge To Be eaten Alive)", have a rethink and hope it puts her off.

Either that or toss a coin,

Heads : Marmite

Tailes : Chocolate.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her on a trip to Penge first.

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