FabSwingers.com forum: life's lessons

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if it has tyres or testicles...it's going to give you problems.

what lessons will you pass on?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"If things don't change they will stay as they are"......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it has tyres or testicles...it's going to give you problems.

what lessons will you pass on?"

pmsl

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Remember to hang on to your phone when going to the bar to order a drink..."

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"There are more questions than answers".....

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get".....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Never trust summat that bleeds for a week but doesnt die.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get"....."

life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

for guys.if you dont earn lots of money,you better be good at shagging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for guys.if you dont earn lots of money,you better be good at shagging.

for women, if he's not good at shagging, you better hope he's rich

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

theres no such thing as a free ride

always cover up you never know

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"for guys.if you dont earn lots of money,you better be good at shagging.

for women, if he's not good at shagging, you better hope he's rich"

thank f*** i'm a millionaire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it flies floats or fucks..... rent it dont buy it .........

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

you pays your money and you takes your chance

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

If you've got a house a car and kids you never have any money! lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

expect nothing,and you will never be dissapionted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you've got a house a car and kids you never have any money! lol

amen to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes to short for regrets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""There are more questions than answers"....."

Some questions have no answers ....

This is getting deep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always look on the bri iayt side of life . de dum de dum te dum te dum

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

only sweat the big things,and nothings a big thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it."

A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...

Better to find a solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only sweat the big things,and nothings a big thing.

tell that to the person who ate all the chocolate!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"only sweat the big things,and nothings a big thing.

tell that to the person who ate all the chocolate!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bet advice I ever got:

"Learn what you can, and crack on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.

A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...

Better to find a solution

yes and if you can't best to forget it otherwise you will be worrying for nothing. it will come back and bite you whether you worry or not, but chances are if there is no solution it will f a d e a w a ...... y

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Live each day like it's your last, as one day it will be.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Regret the things you did, not the things you didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regret the things you did, not the things you didn't"

errrrr ? better to live to regret the things you did then to regret not having done them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.

A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...

Better to find a solution

Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Regret the things you did, not the things you didn't

errrrr ? better to live to regret the things you did then to regret not having done them?"

Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.

A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...

Better to find a solution

Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol

tch still touting that poor ol me (single guy) line ..... sighhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regret the things you did, not the things you didn't

errrrr ? better to live to regret the things you did then to regret not having done them?

Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta."

pas de quoi miel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never worry, got a problem deal with it, if you can't find a solution, forget it.

A forgotten problem can come back to bite you on the bum when you least expect it ...

Better to find a solution

Unless you luck is as bad as mine lol

tch still touting that poor ol me (single guy) line ..... sighhhhhhhhhhh

Dont you start lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

never put off until tomorrow something that u can get someone else to do today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys are the lifeline to fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tommorow never comes .....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.

pas de quoi miel"

*sigh* if only I spoke Spanish. Exotic women are so sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam to-day.'

-Lewis Carroll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tommorow never comes .....

spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.

pas de quoi miel

*sigh* if only I spoke Spanish. Exotic women are so sexy."

If you spoke Spanish you'd still be scratching your head... it's French

It means "Think nothing of it, honey". Although miel is honey (the food), so really you should say "mon cheri" or "mon amour".

I'll get my coat...

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get".....

life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut"

I thought it was "Life is like a box of chocolates... fat people finish it first"

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Watch out for big problems. They disguise big opportunities."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get".....

life is like a box of chocolates, every now and then you get one that's a nut

I thought it was "Life is like a box of chocolates... fat people finish it first"

life is nothing like a box of chocolates.if you dont check the box,for what you'r eating.you deserve what you get.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

ooooh..... chinese proverb... give a man a fish feed, him for a day! teach a man to fish, feed him for life!

and "if everyone leaves it up to everyone else to do something, then invaribly nothing ends up being done!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never let your left hand know what your right hand's doing

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If the chains still swinging then the seats still warm...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all possible doubt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marry a lady with small hands and a big purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a job done properly, ask a woman to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all possible doubt..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want something done, ask a busy person

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When you marry a woman she often starts off as a nymphomaniac, but after a couple of years the nympho disappears and just leaves the maniac...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

@ 1testarossa

...wish I was taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ 1testarossa

...wish I was taller

Well 'Sex God', (big up yourself!), I am not mortal, I, am a fallen angel

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

change the things you can,accept the things you cant change and have the wisdom to know the difference between the two .

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"@ 1testarossa

...wish I was taller

Well 'Sex God', (big up yourself!), I am not mortal, I, am a fallen angel

...sadly I'm only the sex gods earthly agent, so I fail on that one too!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Lifes to short for regrets.."

Life's too short to dance with ugly guys

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Wise is the man indeed who knows what is possible before he has made the attempt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it SAYS guiness on the sides of buses

but they don't sell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always treat others as you wish to be treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life Is Really Very Simple. What We Give Out, We Get Back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooh..... chinese proverb... give a man a fish feed, him for a day! teach a man to fish, feed him for life!

and "if everyone leaves it up to everyone else to do something, then invaribly nothing ends up being done!""

he will be out on the river everyday drinking beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, that may be better phrasing. Ta.

pas de quoi miel

*sigh* if only I spoke Spanish. Exotic women are so sexy.

If you spoke Spanish you'd still be scratching your head... it's French

It means "Think nothing of it, honey". Although miel is honey (the food), so really you should say "mon cheri" or "mon amour".

I'll get my coat..."

le voila ....

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By *issbehaveCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didnt know you'd left open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didnt know you'd left open!"
Love that had to think about it really sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ????

Si quid est errare potest errabit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ????

Si quid est errare potest errabit

if not, use a carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ????

Si quid est errare potest errabit

if not, use a carrot?

lol if it can go wrong it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?? ????

Si quid est errare potest errabit

if not, use a carrot?

lol if it can go wrong it will"

best stick with the carrot then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.........

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didnt know you'd left open!"

That is so true and lovely, thank you for sharing

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it SAYS guiness on the sides of buses

but they don't sell it"

it says 'dixons' on the front of the electrical store...but guess what?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

...waiting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't measure our lives by the amount of breaths we take but by the amount of moments that take our breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken too soon and those who are less important just never go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and that you can keep vomiting long after you think you've finished

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

asking for help is a sign of strength, not weakness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better to have loved and lost, Then never to have loved at all.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

""Life is like a box of cocks, you never know what you are gonna get"....."

I thought you were going to say... they're never as good as the promo-pictures.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

...waiting...

Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always live life to the full....Your a long time DEAD !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For any men taking it up the chuff for the first time,,,,,(sigh,,,Oh my... I mean with their female partners Duhhh,,, struthhh,,,,,wit dya think I just do bum sex with other men... crikey NO !!,,,)....

Anyway back to the lesson

"Ask her to be gentle with the strapon until you establish a good rhythm together".

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

...waiting...

Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?

licking your own cock and balls ?

nowt wrong with that.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

...waiting...

Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?

licking your own cock and balls ?

nowt wrong with that.

Being able to walk up to a stranger and stick your nose in their crotch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never skimp on the purchasing of beds and shoes.

Time not spent in one is invariably spent in the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"live life like a dog would ,,,, if you cant eat it ,, shag it !!!

there is more to this tale but not sure its to everyones taste ,,

...waiting...

Is it something to do with wiping your arse on the carpet?

licking your own cock and balls ?

nowt wrong with that.

Being able to walk up to a stranger and stick your nose in their crotch?"

you're making it sound like the dogs have it made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give my boy this sound piece of advice when he's ready, "Remember son, women are like hurricanes. They arrive unexpectedly, and when they're gone so is the house, the car..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is NOT about arriving at one's destination after 80 years in a perfectly preserved body, but more of a sliding in sideways in a shower of gravel, skinning one's knees and loudly proclaiming, "FUCK ME! WHAT A RUSH!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give my boy this sound piece of advice when he's ready, "Remember son, women are like hurricanes. They arrive unexpectedly, and when they're gone so is the house, the car..."

It has long been established that a man who reaches adulthood and retains his fortune is gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are two lasting requests we can give our children. one is roots, the other is wings.

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